I dont mean to interruptI do I mean Im
interrupting but what are you talking about Youre talking about Tom Jones the singer right
Yes. Tom Jones.
I thought so although I think youre confused regarding the
song you think he sang I think youre
referring to Mrs. Jonescant remember the exact title Mrs. Jones we got a thing going on
I don’t think so. No. It wasn’t Mrs.
Jones. I don’t think he sang that
song. I think you might be wrong.
No
I remember now
The
cover is Me and Mrs. Jones
I think you’re wrong. Papa. Could
you please ask Siri?
Siri
Yes. Whenever we’re stumped we
ask Siri.
Whos Siri a neighbour
they rolled their eyes at himand
at once chorused Siri? You don’t know
Siri?
Repeating her name isnt telling
me anything I havent a clue
Papa picked up his smartphone and
asked it Siri. Did Tom Jones ever singwhat
did you say . .
. . Me and Mrs Jones
Siri,
did Tom Jones ever sing Me and Mrs. Jones?
Ohforcryinoutloud That thing on smartphones
Siri.
Voice recognition interloper an
rat squealer
What are you talking about?
You think Siris a one-way devisekeeps
your Q an As to itself
Nothing’s
happening. The insignathat little wheel keeps turning and turning.
Perhaps ask if Jones sang a cover
of Me and Mrs. Jones
A cover?
Yes A cover
Thats when a performer sings a song someone elses wrote an sang first The original
Nothing’s
happening. Siri is ignoring me.
Might be because Im party to the
inquiry Machines and I dont get alongwe
have a hate – hate relationship I hate
them they hate me If it aint a hand tool
we dont get along
This is
the Age of Computers.
And I make do with them as little as possible
Papa. He doesn’t even have a microwave.
You don’t have a microwave?
I got a range and an oven Those have worked well for decades I dont need a nuke in my kitchen irradiating
me
That’s stupid.
Papa or notdont make judgments Those damn machines might be killing usthis
goes back to an earlier conversation we had youll recall Moneys the root of all evil You think microwave manufacturers care for
us over money I dont
Most
everyone has microwaves.
Except me and Third World people
who walk for hours every day for water collect it in pots then carry them back
home I take enormous comfort were striving
to retain our humanity Not perverted
Still nothing, Papa?
No. Apparently
Siri isn’t working now.
Maybe they provide her coffee
breaks let her refresh an cool her circuitry
Maybe.
Or maybe not User error Thoughif I may an observation there are two things that encourage women to
wear fresh clean panties Going to see
their doctors and Tom Jones
1740, Saturday,
7 4. 18
1616, Friday the Thirteenth, April, 2018
and what the hells wrong with
these clowns Hall and Oates Bobby Caldwell
inhibited
I Can’t Go for That (No Can
Do) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8
What You Won’t Do For Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU
