It’s not funny, Dad.

Whos laughin

No peanut butter sandwiches are allowed. No peanut or almond M&Ms as a treat. The school doesn’t allow it, so don’t do it.

                    Please.

Its preschool  Kids arent fourmaybe four

                                              An I cant imagine dolts given their parentage

    It’s  school.

Ya don hinder kids immune systems

                                       Your children are not genetically predisposition

Best nip ithard in the bud

                             Letem eat dirt

You did your siblings did

And I remember Mom crawlin’ all over you . .

. . Which she was welcome to but knew her braying wasnt changin a damn thing

                                                                                      Her job took her away more than half the month

She was child three of four  me  eldest of nine       

    Way ahead of the curve

Dad.   That was then . .

. . Then  can still be

                         Sterilise the shit out of everything  hows a child to develop a fulsome robust immune system

Hate to sayanya know my feelings on hate  Wha doesnt killya makes you stronger

                                                                                        Your kids their kids continue down this path

Youre raising a generation of  of    of wha  I cant thinkwha

    Yes I can

                    Weaklings

I hope you have a better word for it

 

Dad.

         Your attitude doesn’t fly any more.

No

To the detriment of your childrens generation  An forth

cleared his throat bellowed Step right up step right up get your EpiPen

Fuckin corporate fuckin Pharma hucksters carnival barkers snake oil salesmen

                                                                                    Sell fear  doubt   agony

Money in the bank

Tellinya kiddo

                   Letem eat dirt    

1327,  Monday,  25  8. 25

https://www.allergyasthma.clinic/blog/why-are-peanut-allergies-on-the-rise 

Whas old caan  yatell me    

                                Whas old

she asked

              Are you tryin’ to humor me?

No Rather a direct question

                               Im older

So is my older old or is an old man a definition of  not necessarily age  not years

Ive met young men who were old

Funny you should say that. I’ve met them too.

    Okay  So were treading the same water

Same.

So if you had to define an old man  An old woman    Whawoud your definition be

 

I’d have to think.

                  Have you thought?

I have  Older men have time on their hands to play all sorts of things through their heads

I’m afraid to ask.

he laughed

she chuckled slight dimple depressions

 

 

 

You’re waiting for me?

    I am

It would be inappropriate to say without havin been asked

Inappropriate? By what standar . .

. . Mine  Make sense

It’s you.

            That makes sense.

Awright. she was welcome to it  she knew it was hishe allowed her its liberal use

                                                                         How would you define an old man?

I’m guessing you won’t define an old woman because you’re not.

You know me so well

                          It woud also be inappropriate

Yes.  I would agree.

I expected you woud

I’m an agreeable sort.

You are

Would you please, define an old man?

I believe an older man  different   an older man does not want to have sex with a woman who is a contemporary

An old man hopes he can fuck an doesnt care how old their partner is

Oh for Christssake.

    Theyre actually more inclined to desire a companion

Desire. smile slipped slyly onto her face

                                        Desire?

A pip huh

1318,  Monday,  25  8. 25

    A pregnant segue . . .

 

You’re still goin’ on?

Cant help myself

                   Ifya hadnt gone to Subaru earlier an we hadnt convened per your invite for poolitics libations  Id not have known 

he heldup a bright electricpink twentyfour ounce plastic tumbler

Id not have known this cup existed in your cupboard

                                                         Whered you find it

A one-off. I think one of the boys may have brought it home from schoolI’ve no idea, but it’s functional, I use it on the rare occasion I make iced tea.

Its something else

                     I think whenever I have a can of beer here on out Ill pour it into this cup

You’re that impressed.

Arya kiddin

              Look at the colour

What did you make in it?

Whiskey soda on the rocks

Ice cubes?

Ja  Wha the hell

                      Changin it up damn sure the edible encouraged me

I can’t think of a time . . . ever . . I’ve seen you use ice cubes.

I cant think of a time  Its been a long time

Usually straight, neat.

Usually  An understatement

Is.  Yes it is.

                Let’s go out again, catch the sun’s finale the golden hour.

On it

no sooner they hit the deck beyond the sliding glass door the sun inflamed the cup

                                                                          Ohman take a look

he heldup the tumbler clutching its bottom fingers and thumb so none of it was obscured

it positively glowedshimmered pinkpinkpink

                                                 You know the colour

It’s pink.

In the sunlight.

Bright pink.

Fuck no

            Its called sunlit clit

1838,  Wednesday,  20  8. 25

1159,  Monday,  25  8. 25

Howd Subaru go

How about we change the subject? I was there almost six hours.

You sat in the lobby the whole time

I did.

Yacoud have gone up the road a good coffee shop there pastries  crossed the road Whole Foods great deli also coffee

Nah. I was okay, I had my phone.

They had coffee instant creamer magazines guess a mounted television

                                                                             You had your phone

Your kingdom for a horse  Shakespeares  Richard the Third

    You sound . . . irritated.

A waste of time is irritating

                              Some feel it deeper than others

Fox                                          

Fox News, on the television?

Cant call it news why arya buying in

                                        Its like when you call felon a mob bosshes not accurately hes a thirtyfour count convicted felon found liable  a sexual abuser

You’re really bugged. I was the one who sat in the shop for most of the da . .

. . Wasting your time

                      You didnt bring books paper

I didn’t. I forgot.

    Quite an admission

I keep four books in my car clipboard paper pens  Hell Keep a deck of cards toowhy  Ive no idea Maybe play strip poker with dandy of the opposite sex

                             

Are you going to relax now?

Relax

You brought sex into the conversation, that always seems to take you down a peg.

                                                                                                 Sex.

Now thaya mentioned it

                              Im curious

You happen to play with the remote turned the channel turnedup the volume

I did.

What was the seating like chairs aligned like benches side by side couple of small tables chairs

Yes.

At the frontplayin with the remote chairs arrayed behind you

Yes.

Women

Some. Nothing to speak of.

Fiddling with the remote  unfamiliar

Yes.

While you were fiddling its too bad yadidnt pay attention to the women behind you

                                                                                        Cant do two things at once

No I can’t.

    Erica

Erica?

A wirelesswearable vibrator  Discreet  Powerful   Hands-free fun

                                                                        Tha the ladies smartlysynched with the remote if youd only looked over your shoulder an watchedem go off

    Had I known you didnt take a book anwere going to be fiddling Idve brought my Hannes Neo Throbbing Masturbator an sat with the gals

Jesus.

If we had room hed be welcome

    By the byeyoure right  Sex does relax me

  

1830,  Wednesday,  20  8. 25

1106,  Monday,  25  8. 25

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Anger isnt hate

No it’s not.

             What do you say?Ive misplaced it she laughed gaylytickled herself  her dimples freakin beautiful

he laughed hers was infectious

                                 I dislike with extreme prejudice

Yes. Dislike extremely.

Ja

       Do you know anything about virtue signalling  I just heard of it this weekend

I have, though I’m unsurprised you haven’t.

Wheres it happen

Wannaguess?

Tha was too big a hint

    Gosh.rolling her eyes It was, wasn’t it?

Social media

Still got wha it takes.

                        Yes.

Anwhas it mean

It’s boasting. I find it to be cynical.

You have an example I can better wrap my head around

                                                             Who boasts

that tickled her  more glorious laughtertears this time

                                                                  You’re hilarious.

Ya really ought to dabbleI’ll share my social media with yo . .

. . No thank you came out sterner than he wanted failure of impatience

                                                                    I apologise

Ahbabe, no apology necessary.

                                   Was poking the bear a bit.

Thank you

               Its a big old bullseye on my back

Yes. smiled large hed loved to be able to shrink himself an swim bathe in her dimples

                                                                            Rather than an example, you’ll follow, it’s more about posturinghold onto your socks, managing impressions, than actual action.

Support a social cause but provide no help

                                                  Jaysus

Yes.

       As you tell me . . . you’re a better man than I am.

Only man Id make love to

deepdimples

1654,  Sunday,  24  8. 25

0927,  Monday,  25  8. 25

https://lawliberty.org/virtue-signalling-ancient-and-modern/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/20/virtue-signalling-putdown-passed-sell-by-date