I need your help.
My help
I’m going back in.
rolling
his eyes Youre kiddin Havent you learned anything
he shrugged looked pitiful
I can’t help myself. patting
his chest I figured last time I put my
resume together. But since hanging with you I’m convinced you can do a better
job of itHell, you told me you wrote love letters in college for guys who were troubled,
forlorn, trying to keep their girlfriends, five bucks a pop, moneyback
guaranteed if not satisfied.
he chuckled
under his breath Arya tha desperate Listen
man A love letter to a steady aint comparable
to an I-wanna-fuck online dating resume
Well. Actually . . ifya think
about . they’re pretty similar.
You may have a point he had a point
after much discussion he agreed
Awright Ill do it
but we do it my way We go to the mall
youre buying me a cup of coffee
The mall?
I want you stimulated Lotsa women at the mall a smorgasbordGawd bless
the Swedes
Ah. That makes senseSEE . . I
wouldn’t have thought of that in a million years.
Figure itll grease the rails
But no staring
I don’t . .
.
. Im sayin cuz ya do
I get uncomfortable for the women
I do nau . .
. . Ya do End of discussion
he was really surprised the shop had Sulawesi he ordered a pour-over
Sweet roll, donut, cookie?
No thank you
I’m having one, or two, so . .
.
. Of course you are No no thank you
Black coffee, no sweets.
Black Straight
Alright alright, I thought just maybe.
Thas fine annow while youre thinkin think of the process
I described comin over bottomup
grassroots least plausible a hierarchy
will present
taking his coffee he went out
into the mall selected a tablepicturesque waterfall pool koi at their backs an
unrestricted view up and down the main artery
no sooner than he sat threefour women skirted up passed better
than he remembered
buddy joined himnearly spilled
his coffee ogling two women crossing before themJesus! What a motherlode, you knocked
it out of the park, man.
bringing out clipboard paper an
pen flexing his handsfingertips togetherpushed stretched Thanks again for the Sulawesi heart almost stopped
when I saw they billed it I havent seen it anywhere in years
You bet, you’re welcome.
Bottom up
Bottom’s up. held up his bonewhite
ceramic mug to toast their venture
Ooh he lifted his
they clicked them together
To success.
Well know when weve posted
I’m optimistic, to success, with
your help I’m getting laid.
he laughed outloud Colour me pimp
By the bye I meant FROM the bottom up
buddy was amused
No matter I’m
enthused, where you want to begin?
Thought it on the way over Bottom
rung
What do you think is the bottom
rung?
Its one of two Idea
You’re the idea guy.
Awright Which one is whaleshit I
think its debatable
We’re going to begin with a debateShit
. take a gander at her.
he looked redhead in a loose lemonyellow sundress saucy appealing
I’d like to
squeeze her lemons.
Keep it in your pants Romeo
Coming to the mall was brilliant.
Not if we don get down your
resume
Howbout we steep a bitget the
juices flowing?
They aint
They are . . I’d just like to turn
up the tap a touch more. Yaknow?
I do
they sipped and saw
buddy
was tawdry
needed
his pipes clearedcleaned masturbation wasnt
cuttin it
he ravished both sweet rolls
I need
another.
Another sweet roll
Would you like your coffee topped
off?
Yes Please
he stood took his cup While I’m gone, begin professor. I’m anxious to
hear your, my, bottom line.
as he left he printed them side
by sidewas pretty sure which was the nadir
buddy returned with the coffees and
two more sweet rolls laughing as he satseeing
his expression
Ya
might say I’m on a roll.
It occurred to me Beat me to the punch
So what do you got? What’s
whaleshit, professor?
You tell me I have atheist paedophile
Jesus. I’m not keen.
Youre list will be short concise
Pedophile.
Why
Sexually attracted to children.
Think
Nothing to think about.
Awright Story
I just turned eighteen Girl I was seeing had turned fifteen
four months earlier That fourteenfifteen
year old rocked me I cansay she benefitted
every woman I enjoyed later My sexual
exploits not episodes
X the letter ploits
Xploits
An according
to law she was a child
Who I was sexually attracted to
Yeahwell, that’s an upside pedophile, not a sullen, sicko criminal.
Everything is a matter of degrees
a spectrum
It’s whaleshit.
Now regarding atheist,
can we go irreligious?
Ir- Youre thinkin I like it Not Without
Sounds better.
Christ professor,
helluva way out the gate, to emerge.
Gotta start somewhere
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