22.11.22
No
Lemme get this straight . . you .
youactually went on-line and found
a date.
found tha tickled him he smiled as he answered I did
You actually rolled his eyes met someone who passed your obscenely stringent, chocked full of dealbreakers . resume?
Not wha I call it aint applyin for
a job
You meet for dinner?
No Coffee
Wouldn’t even pop for dinner?
How’d it go?
Fell on its face
On-line. She post a picture?
She did a recent headshot full body shot
So she was physically appealing.
If either isnt physically
appealing dealbreaker yah
She took a new job
That’s good news . tending upward?
It is
She looked like her pictures?
Outperformed them
Awright . . then there was some dealbreaker?
Her job? eyes bugged Man, everybody’s got to eat.
They do She will
You axed her because of her new job?
An immediate irreconcilable difference I wasnt gonna waste either her or my time
You didn’t even get through coffee
did you?
First . . . you literally pick a girl up whowho was very
attractiveyour words . who sat down on your lap and had been sitting on your
lap and you set her down on her feet, patted her fanny, sent her away . . . because
she was a life coach . . and this one, now, because she working for
Twitter?