21.8.24


had a restless night
                     which was awfullyhard to believe because the laundry room was across the hall from the bedroom ran the washer its whitenoise usually eased his mind erased the day if it had been badit wasnt gently rockabye babied him

woke in the morning sleeping sideways on the bednearer the foot than the head

opening his eyes he saw the matteblack steel gun cabinet at his feet

humouring himself he bought boxes of magnetic coloured alphabets and numbers and scribbled nonsensically on the it except for occasional specific reminders 
HMMM
         he exhaled
on the side of the locker near the top was an E it was blue S yellow I red
                                                                           Whastha spell he thought
Spelled an alternative EASY

angled off the S and I was an n green

tailing off the n was a T purple

angling back into the fieldas it were was an upside down U blue

beside the U a backward C red


scratched his head
                     he placed the letters randomly after scattering the magnets across his bed then decorated the cabinet
          or 
had one of his female guests pranksters  played with them
                                                                 frankly
any one of his motley crew may have
                                        not that they were motley
marvelous more accurate
but who wants to say my marvelous crew to motley
                                                        and they loved the descriptive
in spite of the few unexpected times when twothree crewmembers gangedup gangbanged him

he had a habitexcelled at taking down inhibitions
                                                     had been a fouryear Varsity wrestler in high school
his specialty was takedowns
were the two related

                           like he cared


sittingup he spun on his tail set his feet on the woodfloor stood
                                                                      got out on the right side

had he not had the night he did there was no way knowing if he ever would have recognised the mystical arrangement among the other coloured letters numbers scattershot round them

late 7AMish,  day-between-2-Ts,  21  8. 24
1236,  day-between-2-Ts

“There are some things that money can’t buy; for everything else, there’s Mastercard.”

Mastercards Priceless advertising campaign unveiled in ‘97

that one stuck with him
                           but
he had to check his desk

the drawer where he kept his creditcards
                                              because
he didnt think he had a Mastercard
                                       usually if he had to think about something  he either didnt know ithad to find out  or didnt have it

had two VISAs through two banks

a Discover card
                   he did know however
Balances  Zero

as he admits Im a shitty consumerand just now Microsofts WORD programme changed “Im a” to “Ima”
                                                                                                       he didnt know what Ima washad to find out

had it been all capitals acronym would have meant Institute of Management Accountants

    Whell heres a beauty from Quora
Ima “the abbreviation is most often used online and in text speak to indicate that the sender is about to do something . . . a contraction of the slang phrase ‘I’m gonna,’ which means ‘I am going to.’”

used online

WORD isnt exactly online
                            therefore
writing in WORD is a pretty liberal usage of the term  online


he shouldnt be irritated as much as he was
                                              but he just came from his Hotmail account where he received an email from a friend  his friend wasnt particularly good with words friend obviously used ChatGPT to author the email ChatGPT was created by OpenAI and no surprise
                                           Microsoft
seems it has to have its fingers in peoples pies

if it kept it up

hed stick his fingers in its eyes Three Stooges-wise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE


there are some things money cant buy
                                          feral      uninhibited

2100,  day-between-2-Ts,  14  8. 24
1120,  day-between-2-Ts,  21  8. 24