Hiyahiyahiya . . . bees knees

Christ, bee’s knees, I haven’t heard that since I was a kid.

Aunt uncle grandparenthuh

I think.

I don know if Ive ever said it beforebut spot onits spot on

Spot on?

Yah

   You gonna say?

I will still relishing it 

                         I heard it last night  Been relishing it since 

It’s that good?

Its inspiring  Another phonaesthetics cant seem to get enough

All because cellar door is pitiful 

Sucks 

        Im going to eradicate it

Man, the hard-on ya got for it.

I do I do 

               Strapped in

Really?

Ohshityah more than just a phonaesthetic  A concept I believe horseshit  I said so

Yawould.

I woud

   Awright. A second. 

                         she made a thing of it comedian cleared her throat craned her neck rolled her shoulder . .

Ya like to squeeze one off too 

JESUS!

Yare goinlong on me  tad too elaborate

You’re the one double-dipping, aesthetic and concept.

I said horseshit  Don think youll be enthused 

                                                  Lemme say    Arya strapped in 

her laughter sounded like a bark dimples deepened

Yaready

cleared her throat again 

                             Okay.  Ready.

   Submissive mistress

What the fuck? 

Complete with safe word  though it hasnt been used

Ya think a submissive would use a safe word?

No  No I do not 

                  Seems ridiculous to offer a safe word I asked whaif she was a dominatrix he said he woudnt play  But dominant mistress isnt phonaesthetic-ey 

No.

     Got that right.

On occasion

You certainly have a way of becoming involved . .

. . Wasnt involved walked into it

   And?

Wha

        Oh  To protect the innocent an the guilty Im not sayin  Just wanted to share the another Tolkien chagrin

   

Token chagrin?

Set you up  Thank you for sayin so I didnt have too

Were you there?

   Please  Really

You're quick. 

Yah 

      Premature  Yawanna conclude tha thought 

Isnt it concluded?

he shifted around in his pants 

                                     It is

Creamy jeans Possible candidate                                               

Creamy jeans?  You’re awful.

Stop  Ya love my mind Me

I never vowed for better or worse.

I didnt ask

 

   marriages arent necessary  contracts violated then contending with all the shit afterwards                 

JUST LIVE TOGETHER

yesterday evening,  today Sunday,  7  5. 23  1543hrs

bigfoot 

        he eats it and beats it has an aversion to being petted  but  whats to expect from a feral cat

Expect

Yah ya do something out of the kindness of your heart don expect anythingnothing in return Ifya are  don do it 

Tit for tat indebted  Don help

Ya don think somebody ought to return the favour

Spose tha depends on wha someone means by favour 

                                                         Obligation   Thank you negates any debt

But youd like to have bigfoot relate some kind of thanks submit to your petting

   Itd be nice but unnecessary

I disagree

To which yare welcome 

                          Yatake a girl on a date you expect a kissmebbe more 

I think so

Shes obligated

No not obligated but . . 

. . She owes you

I didnt say obligated owes

No 

   Ya said  I think so

Yare making too much of this

Not me I was plain spoken 

                             bigfoots affection woud be nice but isnt necessary  Ive fed him twice a day for almost ten yearsActually  this will make ya feel betterhow he repays me

Ah so he does repay you

Evenings if he isnt apparent I call to him an feed wee in the meantime

Wee

Another feral I feed 

                     Usually by the time I get wee situated bigfoots coming up the hill to the porch  he saunters  saunters like John Wayne  Its a kick  a wonderful treat  in your word  repayment

he harrumphedcrossed his arms over his chest

                                                 Man  ya really take the cake

Don like cake

1616,  Monday,  10  1. 22

1030,  Sunday,  7  5. 23

Saturday  6May

https://abc7.com/texas-shooting-allen-outlets-mall/13220871/

really  prayers?

   howbout a catchy tune instead  And another one’s gone, another one’s gone, another one bites the dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUenEMwsdQ

YES  DARK   murder with weapons of war is

1051,  Sunday,  7  5. 23 

SHY  Where arya girl

he looked at the three others he was confident one day one would answer him You chuckleheads see shy maybe he shouldnt call em chuckleheads improve his chances odds

they were looking at the dishes spreadout in his hands like a poker cards that hed be serving wet food on

it wasnt a question  No 

SHY

      after making his bed cleaning their boxes he hadnt seen her

laundry room where two of the boxes were kept

                                                   he walked in she parked her ass on the washer lookingup at the shelf where he stored an electric wok Farberware rotisserie two brown catalog envelopes stuffed with folded plastic grocerybags to line the goofy owl trashbucket he emptied sifted litter clumps and turds 

                                                                                             Spider watch girl 

she was eyeballing something concentrating

DAMMIT 

          like a horror film long shinyblack legs crept out of one of the envelope widow

Good girl Shy  Number three 

                               two more would qualify her as a World War I flying ace  first French pilot Adolphe Pegoud July 1915

behind him on a shelf opposite were two small Mason jar

on a stepstool he stood glass heel to opening 

                                                Comon baby he purred he had sweet talked widows before they couldnt resist

she emerged

glass clicked 

Shy 

     Thas three

stepping down holding the widow and glasses in one hand he walked through the house got bumrushed crossing before the kitchen threshold 

                        cats wanted to eat 

Gimme some room kids aint eight worthwhile drumsticks here

he walked her outdoors to bushes across the drive to his carport  found a good size leaf 

                                                                                              Madam your new home

he gently shook her outparked her ass stepped away if she bitched he didnt understand spider

January ’23  was reading Graebers Pirate Enlightenment

2141,  Saturday,  6  5. 23