SPA a terminal getaway in Seattle (SEA) see?
he couldnt resist strolling over
and pricing their menu who better to tap
irritated human animals fed off fastfood carousels Kitchen?who needs a kitchen when you have a
microwave Greens?remember how your
mother made you eat your greens youre an
adult now are you still doing what your
mother tells you to do
SPA was keen they knew passengers wanted things straight forth
no-nonsense soBAM 1 Hour Massage $85 (because
they know you know you have ample time before boarding because you came better
than two hours earlier to get through the RIGamarole the sifting of Fadderland oops!my
bad Homeland Homeland Security) its a little steep cheaper
at home who
gets a massage at home but you always pay more for convenience
pray its worth the while 90 Minute
Massage $105 twenty bucksHolyChrist! pick up that extra halfhour youre a
valueshopper 30 Minutes $55 because maybe
the Gate lied to me it is a corporation and corporate looks after itself its
bottomline BUYER BEWARE! the Gate lied to me to seat someone else a relative a deadheading
flight attendant a pal a fuckbuddy Ill fool em Got to get up early in the
morning to fool this bright bird Swedish Massage Deep Tissue Sports Ill get the
Sports Massage Im an athlete somewhere
inside although that might not be
readily apparent but Im in there raring
to take the field by force if necessary Prenatal
Massage she said My baby is a boy His
name is Luther According to our last ultrasound hes hung like a horse and destined
to be a porn star I scribbled that on
his rasa tableau he wasnt going to
correct her tabula rasa she was already
suffering hemorrhoids varicose veins and was readying to stress about the IUD
she was having placed without her husbands knowledge Luther would be baby number four he works she
doesnt a stay-put Mom he leveraged their many arguments he was the moneymaker it
was his money her name wasnt on the bank accounts and he said real men didnt wear
condoms their religion didnt allow
contraceptives he paid tithe to the
Churchnot ten percentbut something she
was stealing from the grocery budget
he was curious
he was tempted
he had halfamind
to get his hands on a black Sharpie marker and offer SPA customers a real free
Menu item a pop of Dopeamine a vigorous skintingling
5 Minute Massage ending with another POP! a pith
It is a terminal
now maybe Corporate wished they had a
kitchen
0720, Thursday,
28 6. 18
1242, Monday,
2 7. 18
