he had to give Google credit

                             somewhere in its goopydrooly hierarchy existed a sense of humour

rather than explaining itrather than busting someones cherry hed let them decide for themselves if this was their time

he wasnt keen on virgins

                         they didnt have a clue what they were doing

Google askew

                      fun tickled him

123 or less preferred 1323,  Sunday,  5  12. 21

1530,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

   Colour Me Observant

 

Hey Ask meya gotta ask me

                               they had taken five milligrams of blueberry Blue Dreams edibles halfhour earlier he naturally had a jump on the game   wasnt tethered tootightly to reality

                                                                            Yagonna ask me

Jesus he sighed his high hadnt come on he felt he always arrived late when he nibbled with his bro-law

                                                                                                             Ask you what?

Whos behind the QAnon chuckleheads in Dallas Dealey Plaza gathered for John Juniors return from the dead – not reallyhes been hiding out – to sit beside the hand of Former who would be returned to the presidency Its been twice now November Second then again November Twentysecond

                                                              November TwentysecondJesus  ignorant pieces of shit  Theyre hanging on the coattails of Harold Campingya remember that kook evangelist he declared the world would end Rapture May Twentyfirst Twothousandeleven later it had been reported he had a ton of dough in the bank on the Twentyfirst which makes no senseyad think hed go all in he doubleddown an error in his calculations the world actually would end later that year October Twentyfirst Couple years later he croaked on his own personal Rapture date

So

There’s a lot there.

Not if you were paying attention Whos behind QAnon in Dallas twice  Remember Campings twotime Rapture

                                                                                                                    Yasee a parallel

Okay, okay . .

. . Not reallyno Yave got me doin it twice  Fuuck  like Im no better than these clowns  Whos behind QAnon

Who’s behind QAnon?I don’t know.  Who’s behind QAnon?

he giggled gleefully it was killing him

                                         SATAN  he didnt have a religious bone in his body he howled

1430,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1226,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qanon-kennedy-jfk-jr-dealey-plaza-dallas-1251929/ 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theorist-convention-dallas-dealey-plaza-1261278/ 

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/18/us/harold-camping-radio-entrepreneur-who-predicted-worlds-end-dies-at-92.html

 

Dodger blue panties

Do you have to call her that?

Shes a Dodger fan The Dodgers colour is blue She wears panties

She has a name.

You use her nameI don know her an I prefer her pretty nickname You can tell her I said so since you cant stop yourself from bring me up in conversation

                                   Man if I was spending time with a woman youd be the last person Id mention focus focus  Im negligible in regards to your relationwannabe relationship with her

                                                                                  Focus

I am . .

. . Yare not

            If you were focused youd examine your dealbreaker list again perhaps alter it

My dealbreaker list? You’re the one with a list that grows ever longer whenever we talk . . whatwas the last one you pulled out of your hip pocket . . it was fucking absurd.

Absurd

You heard me.

Ill have to think about it I cant count on you to remember  You idly point fingers an walk away

                                                                                                    However Dodger blue panties is on your list Religion Tell me how you can open a lane for someone who is religious when you declare yare agnostic an wha crap is that covering your ass in casehedging your bet

                                                                            Wha allows you to usurp it is that shes attractive but beauty is only skin deep man only skin deep

You’ve seen her pictur . .

. . I have attractive religious   Definitely not my cup of tea

                                                              Ya gettin religion

Don’t be ridiculous.

Ridiculous Me  Nah

                       Ya got a date with her coming up at her house

I do.

Then fine

           Lets put a fine point on her religion

A fine point on her religion?

Yah Feel yacoud be a sleuth because I know you wouldnt ask outright

A sleuth?

Yes Lets call it a more severe vetting because your vetting lacks alacrity it is not muscular

                                                                                               If I walked by yours Id kick sand in its face

Jesus.

You said it

            But lets bring you back around before you forget the fine point

I haven’t forgotten.

No although you may have if I harangued a while longer about kicking sand in your vettings face

You’re ridiculous.

Twice now youve called be ridiculous Pot calling the kettle blackthis is my idea When you visit ask to use the bathroom an slip into her bedroom Take the coverlet at the foot and gently lift it to look at the flat sheet on the bed then return it straighten it out like ya never touched it

I would do that, why?

Look for the slit or hole in the sheet

A slit or a hole?

Yah Dodger blue panties might be inclined to procreate with you but not have sex for sexs sake

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Humour me If its there then we can talk

                                            Otherwise I am being ridiculous hahah

219 or 1419,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1039,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

Like Water for Chocolate: “Readers learn that Rosaura has a marriage sheet (basically an embroidered silk sheet with a hole in it in just the right place) . .” https://grabthelapels.com/2018/06/18/like-water-for-chocolate/