a thatched scalp

                  not becoming on a redhead the sparseness  the comb-overplease No  Aint fooling a soul 

Whadaya think

they were standing in line to pay for groceries

I was thinkin mebbe youd shut it till we were outside

Yare curious

Yare more

            Ask

Ask him if he blames his mother

Yah If he buys into the mythology

He may not even know theres a myth

Ask

     Ill bet ya money

You have no money

Pretend I do  Ask

Anif hes sensitive

Yare empathetic 

                  Yave dug yourself out of deeper hol . .

. . Thaya put me in

We put you in

               When we saw thatch Moe . . 

. . Thatch Moe 

                Playing off Satchmo Louie Armstrong 

Clever huh 

            We had a side bet youd also pickup on tha Dammit  I wish we had cash Id be cleaningup

The rest of the gang bet  I woudnt

Not all not all 

              The only reason we gathered was tha they herald me to bug you to ask Sandy if he blamed his old lady . .

. . Mother

   Myth

Yes takes two to tango two recessive genetic Mammie an Pappie

Yah So ask Sandy

He busts me in the mouth you guys suffer nothing

Were ah were idea heshes an shehes 

                                          Well feel bad for ya

Fuckin Mariachi . .

. . Where woudyabe without us

   I don know

                 Have always had youse 

Ask

     His name is Sandy

Its not

It is I have a sidebet If only I had real cash  Ooh 

                                                      Ya also wanna ask if he has a sister if shes balding too

Yet another side bet

Nah 

      Just curious 

So ya bettin he blames his Maw

I am

Awright awright goin in

there was some screwup by the cashier an they had to unbag all the groceries and run them again

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Woudya shaddup

Ask awready

he leaned into the gentleman 

                                Excuse me Sandy

the fella leaned away

                       Do I know you, I don’t think I know you, how do you know me? 

SANDY  right on

Shaddup    

   You look familiar  I coudnt say when where  just remembered Sandy

                                                                              Joe

Sandy shook his hand 

                         You don’t look familiar to me. Whatever. 

Youll excuse me Ive got a running bet with my brother-in-law about balding men hes balding who they blame

Blame? 

         Who does your brother-in-law blame?

I don wanna taint your answer 

                                 You tell me who you blame and Ill tell you who he blames

My mother. 

I TOLD YOU 

Hushit

He blames both his parents recessive genes  combinants two combined   a set

It’s his mother.

Thank you  Ill tell him 

                        Thank you

Alright, man.

One other if I may You have a sister

Don’t we all?

I do He does 

               His sister is also balding and she she blames her father not her mother

It’s her mother. Tell him to tell her.

Awright awright 

                  Thank you again

Pretty stupid questions.

You don know my brother-in-law Sandy

1234,  Twosday,  28  3. 23

444preferred,  Reggaefriday – ffuull Flower Moon – Cinco de Mayo,  ‘23

he walkedup on the corner 

                            a huge intersection  had a pedestrian crossing button which he pressed three times WAIT WAIT WAIT it said 

he wondered whose voice it was when he met people he provoked them in conversation to utter wait so he could compare  

when the light changed so he could proceed it never said GO nothing  he wished there was a leadup  RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK  GET SET  GO 

                              had he designed the system it would have had a hyper interactive Crossing Guard

RUN FORREST RUN then fuck with the timing so it wasnt 30 seconds every time a pedestrian crossedYES 

                                                                                                                occasionally slow elderly or disabled people entered the crosswalk  the illuminated countdown runs outtheyre halfway cross the lights change  would really get blood churning through their veins 

Comon when was the last time they got a rush like that

                                                           HELL ol folk probably forgot what adrenaline is 

hed put a hop in their step or not

certainly would make traffic cautious 

                                        its one thing callously running over cat opossum squirrel raccoon  but damages inflicted by deer human beings  devastating 

   standing on the corner running all sorts of shit through his mind he noticed on the traffic light arched over the lanes coming from the west that he was waiting to stop so he could cross were two big scrubjays 

                                                                                                looking mighty prehistoric looking  like raptorsOHNO  velociraptors Jurassic Park fame  

both fixing him in their eyes 

                             Brother had been awhile since he felt like meat 

not since he acquiesced took a friends girlfriends little sister to her senior prom  word was through the grapevine that little sister had turned down all askers she had the hots for him

she wasnt necessarily his flavour a redhead  though he did like her freckles

                                                                                  I really dig your freckles he told her at dinner after prom 

they didnt dine where arrangements had been made by the prom committee 

she said was cool

 

   when they pulledup in front of her house at the end of the night he went around behind the car to her door to open it for her

        in the while she slipped out of her dresslost her bra and panties

opening the door she stomped her foot on the concrete Leverage  yanked him inside on top of her then jujitsu he was under her 

             no  some people don cry out when theyre rapedJesus 

MEAT 

   he kept his eyes on the ball

watched them watch him

a car crossing traffic with him backfiredfrightened the raptors they peeledoff left  north  he finished crossing the intersection walking backwards 

                                     he didnt trust them 

MEAT

1225,  Monday,  10  4. 23

1222, Reggaefriday – ffuull Flower Moon – Cinco de Mayo,  ‘23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMxl1V8FSg

hes from Texas . . ought to know

15:27 minute-mark  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWxcQgBRkQ 

Texas Senator John Cornyn vouching for Supreme Court Justice Thomas and billionaire Harlan Crow  . . . honorable men 

   if honorable 

                 hed love to hear Cornyn tell of those who are dishonorable 

Shame  but 

              hes wellaware photogenic preening Republican celebrities have no shame

then to really bundle his horseshit in a ribbon an bow Cornyn suggests this current assault on Thomas’ ethics is 32years in the making  the continuation of Thomas’ Senate confirmation hearing  Anita Hill  . . . a hi-tech lynching of a black nominee

          O Cornyn  you can blow me

 

                                                                                              1712,  Thursday,  4  5. 23