when he was a boy High Latin was served at Sunday Catholic Masses

                                                                             freaking mystical had he known the word at the time     

he accompanied his grandmother to church sucker

                                                     he didnt critically think through that

missed Flash Gordon serials airing those mornings on television  frankly to a boy that ought to have been grounds for sainthood  particularly when he later learned a man a Grand Inquisitor who lorded over tortures executions of heretics chronicling each and every victim maintaining lists of families and extended friendships  he was canonised a saint

    Dammit 

             Church suddenly wasnt worth the milk and homemade cookies he enjoyed afterwards

just didnt think it through

                           then  he was a boy

though the experiences were mesmerising

                                             between his grandmother whos native tongue was Polishwho managed broken English and Latin and from the altar and from the sober adults  their choreographed brisk stand ups sit downs on your knees chants hymns chubby hymnals all the proverbial RahRahs Go Team Go  he was rightfully awed by the strange nonsensical sounds emanating from adults throats

                                                              that and they  the humongous Christ crucified hanging behind the celebrant maybe He didnt learn his lessons either corporal punishment was a thing in Chicago schools  and to his fertile imagination there wasnt much of a leap between ruthless cracks on the knuckles times when he pulled his hand away in the nick of time and went to laugh he was cracked across the face with a wooden yardstickYAH there wasnt a leap between cracked knuckles spankings dunce caps and crucifixions

                                                                      NONE  ZIP

but he grew up

his sainted grandmother died  she was a peach plus

then he caught wind of Vulgar Latin  from vulgaris  from vulgus common people maybejust maybe  had Vulgar Latin been used to celebrate Mass an orgy or two might have broken out in the pews

                                                                             maybe that was a kind of church which might have allured him  

when he was young churches were left unlocked at night

                                                            he couldnt count the times during winter he took girls inside to make out  it was warmer 

                            he notched up degrees

only got caught once

didnt know the young outraged priest

might have been a good thing

                               “Now turn to your neighbour and extend a sign of piece.” Pax tecum Piece be with you

Yeah baby yeah!!!

Momma didnt raise no prude     

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Austin Powers  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBHKVAs85Ko 

I thought you were a woman! 

                              the woman who criedso walked on a path below where they hikedwere concluding it

the day had grown warmer and warmer 

they hadnt expected it

Moby stripped off his tshirt as they nearer the ridge barechested

he hadnt he liked the heat

                              Whadid she say Moby walked some threefour meters behind him She talking to us

   Yes.  Me.

You Whad she say

I thought you were a woman.

She thought you were a woman Yare wearing a baseball capChrist almost hides your haircut

That’s what she said.

You said something to her

I did, I asked if she meant it as good or bad.

hed seen her shake her head and keep walking

And

I don’t know, she didn’t say.

he thought When something goes without saying its nice when someone doesnt say

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Power Station  Some Like It Hot  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1t7OCESUw

  brain hemispheres

                       when he asked him which one he identified with most right or left  Moby shruggeddidnt say

Yare not sayin

No.

No Curious  Its your mindyour thought process  One would think youd know

Trying to squeeze me?

Squeeze youyafuckin kiddin me

                                  Its your mind  Not knowingnot saying doesnt cut it

Awright, rather I should have said I’m feeling squeezed, feeling set upon.

Too damn bad Thats unfortunate ridiculous

                                               Yasaid one I don’t have to deal with it.  Yasaid two  I don’t want to think about it.

An I told you to replace think with work, I prefer . . I don’t want to work about it. 

No Work doesnt work not grammatically correct

                                                   Work isnt required works not involved Don try to make it sound laborious  It isnt

It isn’t according to you.

  Woudya stop

                 Seems to me yare tossing a coin Don have to deal with it Don want to think about it For someone whos concerned about their mental acuity brain function their memory as you purport I believe thinking about what yare doingyour decisions would be criticalwould be beneficial ifya challenged yourself to be mindful Instead ya hand it off to electronics let the gas company electric company mortgage company other entities help themselves to your bank account and trust they wont fuckup

                             They fuckup their fuckups usually benefit them an because yare so casual about it yamay or may not find their mistakes You in business of making interest-free loans to businesses who eventually on your dime on your time will admit Oops So sorry

I don’t want the hassle. I don’t want to write a check, have to find an envelope, a stamp, walk to the mailbox . .

. . So fucking inconvenienthuh Got to be mindful man

                                                          It ever occur to you why I know your kids grandkids birthdays an ya don

Flex that muscle in your skull

Yare becoming a simpleton

Not a good look on a Matchdotcom resume

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