he drove
Billy nuts mentioning metres
It’s yards, yards! Quit with the stupid metres already.
Metres Theyre more accurate
Jesus,
Joe, Yards! You live in America.
Billy America likes to think itself separate of the
world but the rest of the world uses the
metric system
The rest
of the world can suck our dicks! It’s yards!
Oh thats
such a good argument You sound like your
old man
Billys
old man was a cop a tough guy from Norridge he beat welts on Billy and his younger
brothers beat welts on his wife
That’s
not funny, I’m nothing like my old man.
I didnt
say it to be funny
they were
riding their bikes to go fishing at Axehead Lake
Billy was
always happier when he was outsideaway from home he liked to go fishing even if they didnt
catch anything
lots of
pretty girls borrowed their parents cars and came to the lake to sunbathe on striped beach towels
laid on the grass around it
they
often assessed where the fish might bite would be where those girls who
appealed to them the most were laying
anif they were very cool inobvious when the girls turned in the bright yellow
sun they caught glimpses of white unsunned tit sometimes an entire boob
and sometimes the girls just flashed
them for a giggle
they
didnt mind being made fun of
they got
boners or stiffies
Billy
called them stiffies
they
never did let on to another soul about the promised land they found
in their
senior year Billy shot himself with his old mans service revolver at Axehead
Joe found
comfort that Billy did it there
to get to
Axehead they had to pedal through the Forest Preserves and cross a bridge over
the Des Plaines River
sometimes
they fished the river caught catfish and
suckers but they released them because
the water was so murky they thought filthy
the
Forest Preserves was a different animal
bodies
were found there dumped
usually in the overgrown earthen
culverts just off public roads that when it rained runoff was diverted to the
Des Plaines
people
got shot and stabbed
women got
raped
Joe made a point likely boys got raped too
nobody liked to hear his point that didnt shut him up Yathink
only women get raped
people picnicked in the Forest Preserves on weekends rode horseback on cinder trails danced polkas to accordions inside pavilions
on parceled wooden dance floors
the Preserves the Woods were near Chicago
there were an efficient exits off and an entrances onto the interstate nearby
of course bodies got dumped
it was convenient
a no-brainer
still most everyone went to the Woods for
distraction to gather to barbecue to play together
it had a
lovers lane
cops rousted it
when the hour was getting too late
or not
as a teen
hed got his steamedup windows tapped by a lit flashlight he never
heard em coming
Let’s move it along, kids.
Yes
officer
Don’t
want to see this car he meant license plate around here again.
Yes
officer
so he
returned in a different car with a different girl
or not
what a
beat rousting kids making out sometimes having them open their windows
where they might eyeball some young flesh
likely they were there for the girls too To Serve and Protect
those were the days
none of
the kids ever said who they brought to Axehead or the Preserves to make out
thatd be
the Kiss of Death for other make-outs and feeling-up and hand jobs and
blowjobs and fingerings and yes the rare fucks
but who had extra money to buy rubbers and the time to negotiate with the pharmacist behind the counter at the Pharmacy
no
matter it felt great made you feel great
even if you didnt get laid
nobody
wanted to get knocked up not the
girls not him
it
was meant to be good healthy fun kissingFrench
kissing getting better with practise practicing unclasping a bra with one handTHAT was an accomplishment
he also learned
in lovers lane that a girl could cum
Suzy Oh SuzyQ like the
song she taught him how to make her cum
and she promised if she came you
would too
talk about incentive
he couldnt tell
you how many car ceilings he had to clean
that
tickled Suzy harhar
Suzy told
him about a girl she met that could ejaculate like a guy – he could tell she was
fascinated – then she admitted that was the only girl she had sex with the girl was older than her
You wouldn’t have believed all the vibrators
and dildos she had.
Wha
Vibrators.
Dildos.
she looked at him
as if he was from a different planet You know?
I dont know
Artificial
cocks! Girls masturbate with them. You put them inside yourself.
Girls masturbate
I don’t know;
you an idiot?
huh hed have to see that Id like to see that he meant
Suzy
I’ll
see. She’s really openminded. Mebbe she’d
show you.
he spent twenty
bucks
he had to cut four lawns with a push mower and
edge them too
the girl had
her own place
she
masturbated
she
squirted
he got a boner
watching her as he sat beside her on the bed
she
talked him into not a hard sell masturbating beside her while she masturbated
he teased Itll cost you ten bucks
all his crazy
sex and insights began at Axehead and in the Forest Preserves
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