Arya kiddin me

                  he turned to Bets  Is he kidding me

You’re turning him off.

Wha about youyou playing

I’ll play.

Excellent Want me to go first 

No no.

        You’ve probably already given it some thoughtI’d like to go first . . maybe open the door for Killjoy.   What’s going on with you?   

Nothing.

Nothing? Certainly acting like it's something.

Hes offended by lactation  Hes a prude 

Donnies shoulders lunged forward feet didnt move like he had something to say but didnt

Man I don have a fuckin clue how your brain works I was breastfed brother sister were too  You say you wereI doubt it

Let it go. If I wasn’t a bit stoned likely I’d be on the sidelines with him.

I’m not on the sidelines.

You are its Bets turn  Ill follow 

                                    But youre not following mewont even follow to make me wrong

There there boys, play nice.

he turned his attention to her  Whadasay

   I’d . say . pear flavored.

Nice

I thought so. 

                 And . . translucent pearflesh colored.

Anagin

Thank you. 

             And bright cherryred nipples . .

. . Fadingedging off to aureole   Big or small

Yes.

      And justright aureoles.

Could I eat one of thoseone of your Gummi Bears

You can eat whatever you can fit in your mouth. she giggled obviously charmed how clever she was 

Im not greedy  Twos plenty

And yours?

   Mine  Yes

               To be honest thought occurred to me but I didnt ponder it  Id get between em an pound em he didnt say

Milky powderblue   A softer red  Large aureoles

Powderblue. Nice. 

                     Would you share a couple with me? I’m not greedy either.

the pair turned to Donnie 

Don’t look at me. I want no part of this.

   Joe.

Bets

It sounds to me that you’ve been with a lactating woman . women maybe . . . beside your wife . .

. . Before my wife

                    Yahyes  I have   Im fond Im a fan

Nuts.  I don't think I'll be forgetting that.

You sayin ya wanna get higher

Maybe . . . if I’ll forget . yeah.

he turned to Donnie Killjoy

                             You heard your girl friend  Fire up another bowl

Anybody else need something to drink

they did

              walkingup the porchsteps into the house

thought wasnt an offbeat ideawas certainly a playful one 

                                                                voluptuous lactating Gummi Bears

afternoon,  Monday,  4  9. 23

1830,  Sunday,  22  10. 23

Chrissie Hynde – Pretenders  I’m a Mother  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x30pMY-YlZc

The shit that comes up in my email Idve thought it go direct to Trash don stop at GO don collect $200

What shit? they asked

Tinder

they howled

irritated him

              I deleted it then followed through an deleted it from my Trash didnt want it leaving any trace fossils or thought of interest  I thought tha crap only came up on smartphones

You know what Tinder is?

Bets Youre a punk so you woud know

I know what it is.

You know wha it is Donnie because you pal around with Bets  Or   Because you went to twothree on-line dating apps

Ive fewer apps on my phone than children with phones  Zip interest anwhy children shoud have em is beyond me

It’s a hook-up app.

Whadaya mean when you say hookup Bets

To have sex.

acting it out Donnie says Swipe right to like, left to dismiss.

Have you played An when someone lefts you does your phone play Wah waah waaah

What are you talking about?

I think when someone gets ditched there oughta be an audio tha goes with it You know furthur the humiliation broadcast it to people around ya while youre out

That’s not funny.

No. said Bets It’s hilarious.

Is Tinder available in all markets  Meat markets

Its geosocial, yeah.

Geosocial  So ya mean your phone is pinging out your location

Makes sense, doesn’t it?

Christ Donnie Ive disabled my G P S but it makes sense ifya wanna get laid

That sounds crass.

Each his own

                 Aahmygawd

Bets caught his expression

                             Ya gonna say.

I am. Ought to be disallowed in Mississippi Arkansas Alabama Oklahoma East Texas Georgia 

                                                                                                    Kintucky

Jesus. Donnie shakes his head

An I think if humiliated wahwaah waaah there ought to be an immediate video option tha allows you to be able to get down on your knees an beg I mean really beg  reallyreally beg 

                                                                   Fuckin hilarious

You’re not funny.

he glanced at Bets 

                      Methinks Donnie has suffered the slings and arrows of WAH

afternoon,  Monday,  4  9. 23

1212,  Sunday,  22  10. 23

Wah . . .  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukyMYp2noo

Who  Won’t Get Fooled Again  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtb10ZwbReY

. . . How much

She said six grand. 

he flinched

I said six grand.

I heard ya

You didn’t say anything

   I was thinking

                   An how old you say she is

Fifty early fifties.

Why

      Why did she say

I didn’t ask.

Shes fifty  She confides she had a breast augmentation an you were incurious as to why  In a relationship pursuing one

I don’t know I didn’t ask.

Look at me

dramatically he set his coffee down on the outdoor café table and looked up at himWhat? 

                                                                                                anger beginning to crowd his features

If hes thinking to get angry he ought to hold onto his socks  Ill drive him over the wallround the corner

                                                                                                  Thought as much

As much what?

Unenthusiastic  Dead behind the eyes   Euthanised

What the fuck are you talking about?

How can you be so freakin incurious a fifty year old opts for a breast job . .

. . She’s had one before, then had them removed, and now she’s had another . .

. . She admitted that

She did.

She confides in you anya let tha swing in the breeze havent a question any questions any curiosity

About what?

Shes fifty She look thirtyfive

No.

Stymieing me No

                   How old does she look

Older.

Fuck me

         Older than thirtyfive forty fortyfive  older than fifty fiftyfive

Older.

Than

Than?

You heard me

                Where did this conversation take place

At a party a gathering

That twice a year high school reunion . .

. . It’s not twice a year.

Maybe not but as affectionate as you are talking about it throughout the year it feels like twice  She wasnt in your class

No.

A friend of a classmate

No.

An acquaintance or relation of a friend of a classmate  a partycrasher

Cat got your tongue   

What’s with all the questions?

Noyadidnt

What?

A question You asked a question

It was none of my business.

She made it your business

It’s none of my business.

Evasive  Lack details

                       How is it most things you paint with such broad miserable miserable strokes

I get along with . .

. . You don wanna cross anybody You wanna be Mr Nice Guy 

                                                                    Milquetoast ya understand

You’re no nice guy.

No  I aint

afternoon,  Monday,  4  9. 23

1048,  Sunday,  22  10. 23

Alice Cooper  No More Mr. Nice Guy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKbLK5aC6Q

Whastha kids name  From the new Dune flicks

Ooh . . Timothee Chalamet. she sighed

Thas it

         Bets   Didya just sigh

I did. He’s dreamy.

YahI don see it but youre a chick  he laughed

                                                    Hows he spell his name   took out  pen and paper

T I M . .

. . Yah Timothy

   . . . O T H E  E

Arya kiddin me

No.  Hothuh?

   No

       Donnie  Ya listenin to your girl friend

turning his attention back to Bets 

                                     He strikes me effete  His last name  How do you spell tha

He’s not effete.

Not to you  Last name please

Chalamet  C H A L A M E T.

Thank you

Why?

Well given your sigh an defense  had a thought percolatecrawl through my head  I think youll appreciate it more than cherries

Would you quit?

I am I am

           Howbout this Chalamet on a charcuterie board  A delicacy   Methinks youd agree

   she eyed him pokerface

he pokerfaced her back

she cracked a smile

                      That’ll get you back in my good graces.  Chalamet charcuterie.

Donnie harrumphed What the hell, am I chopped liver?

Arya not listening to the tone of her voice

                                             Yaint makin the board

   That was very thoughtful of you, Joe.

Owed ya Bets Boys will be Buoys

                                      Thanks for sparing me verse

afternoon,  Monday,  4  9. 23

1647,  Saturday,  21  10. 23

The Buoys  Timothy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXn0uIF60iU