some people think its their first cup of coffee in the morning that brings them into their day 

                                                                                             hed disagree

frost on the plants outside an unheated bathroom aint nothing like a cold toilet seat to bring one around

0914,  ReggaeFriday, 10  12. 21

1612,  Saturday,  exception 12-11-21

 

he looked a little crestfallen

Whas goin on Mick

I . ah . so I grabbed Brendas ass like you said . as you said when you declined to go to the theater with us, grab a bit to eat afterwards.

Ya Absolutely not appreciate the ask though

                                              Gucci Gucci goo Absolutely notcouldnt give a shit about fashion Not an artform I enjoy

Artform?

Sure I understand itthe fabric Im appalled by brandingappalled by a fortyfivehundred dollar handbag

                                                                                                             More impressed by a coinpurse made from a bulls scrotum

Jesus.

No Jesus there is such a thing

                                 So wha happened at Gucci Gucci goo I told you to give her a goose for me

I wasnt going to goose her . . 

. . Far more interesting than grabbing ass

                                           A relationship either is or isnt rises or falls with a goose

Well, she was none too happy with me.

Yatold her it was my idea don kill the messenger

I told her it was from you.

                          Maybe I pinched her too hard.

Youve seen Brenda doubledigits nowyah

Easy.

Wha she screwing her face up about Shit or get off the pot

                                                              Havent you broached where your relationship is going going  Platonic   Sexual

Oh heavens no!

Heavens  Doubledigits in an yet not one digit in

Jesus man, gotta be so coarse?

Get real

          So shes wearing a puss after you grabbed her ass Whadid ya do  say

I didn’t say anything.

You threw yourself on her mercy

                                      Weak

Weak? You’d have something to say?

Are ya fuckin kiddin meya always have a comeback

What would you have said?

Easy

      But what would you say now that youve had twentyfour hours to digest the scenariobecause you had dinner after the movie  Anya picked up the tab too yah

I picked up the tab.

Yes

      Twentyfour hours later Whadaya got 

Honestly?

              Nothing.

JesusChrist

So . . you said easy . what would you have said?

Immediately Id have said Hey aint like Im asking you for a hand job

                                                                       Anif I wanted to be coarsesince you were so offended Idve said Aint like Im asking you for a blow job

                                                                At some point yawanna kick the can down the roadyah

Kick the can down the road?

he began singing a lousy rendition of Olivia Newton-John Lets get physical physical   Yah

Eventually.  Yes.

Eventually

               Man really earning those monk stripes of yours

1430,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

1302,  Saturday,  exception 12-11-21

Olivia Newton-John  Physical  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

 

once Harry caught wind of it he held by its shorthairscouldnt help himself he yammered at least once whenever they met and often several times if they wound through gatherings among tippling pairs trios and clutches 

it hadnt occurred him that itd be a bitch accompanying Harry

                                                                he toutedintroduced him as his wingman he had a weakbut metastisising concept what that was called him Guse some character from a Cruise film and for his appointment he heard all Harrys lines ad nauseam

 

Don’t let the old man in.

Wha

A Toby Keith song.

Whos that

Toby Keith.

You’re not impressed.

Im not itd be unlike me to pay attention to anyone named Tobysmacks of inbreeding or unimaginative parents like they were naming a pet not a child

                                But be that as it may lets get to the crux of your revelationyour monotonous   refrain

Don’t let the old man in?

Crushed it

           Why the predilectiondo you think yare going to forget itbit like In God We Trust old man is likely stamped on your brain like a coin

                       Its approaching a mantra

It’s true though.

So be it

         Give it a restgetting old  anya wouldnt want that now woudya

You’re not funny.

Im not trying to be

                    Canya remember the last thingthe last story you related to me before ya invited me to a dog a Great Danes birthday partywhich I got to say is extraordinary unto itself Also given you know I am not fond of dogs an have cats

      Tryin to get me killed because of my scent

No.

No  Yawerent tryin to get me killed or no ya don recall

No.   I don't recall.

Better find your old man an shake him down

What was the story?

Your story

           Almost got knocked ass over teakettle when the Dane slammed into your legs as you were pouring champagne into flutes

Ohyeah!

There you go

Yes, I recall. What of it?

You said ya felt like an old man when ya staggered backwardsgrabbing the kitchen tablestopping yourself from falling However in your head you saw yourself stumble like playing cards shuffled staccato stopmotion stumbling like an old man devoid of a young mans agility 

I recall.

Then you also recall you said that you nearly fell over like an old man Out loud

Yes I did.

For someone whos preaching Don let the old man in why woudya make that admission Its like sending up a flare against a black night declaring yare an old man

                                                    I dare say the women you were pouring champagne for didnt see whaya imagined in your head Did they say ya almost went over like an old man or did they marvel that ya didnt spill a drop which you insist yadid not

I did not. 

          I don’t know what they saw; they didn’t comment on my staggerin . .

. . Staggered by a Great Dane running into you

                                                 Who wouldnt have been You either are or arent but crying old man out loudcatching its echo off the canyon isnt helping your cause

                                                               Ya either are or arent

Harry stood there looking at him mute

One other thing Ill say

                       A young man wouldnt attend a birthday party for a Great Dane I don care how fuckin attractive its owner is

1504,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

1141,  Saturday,  making an exception 12-11-21 too much fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc5AWImplfE