I got hung up on what to pay
attention to to-day
urinals or experts
either
I could piss on easily
but because I placed urinals
ahead of experts (probably enforced by my inherent prioritising
Re: functionality)
I think Ill rally there a moment
for whatever the reason
wherever I have found myself recently I have found urinals lacking
and theyre lacking besets me
as they have gone missing in what I believe are the most audacious
places to become rare
Bars
particularly
those venues that are paying more attention to brewing or the provisioning
of craft beers
as an old friendoffriend
once told me his miserable attempt at congeniality
-- You dont buy beer you rent it
and two pints mugs of beer in having to relieve yourself
you find a sloppy
toilet -- not that they should be or that Ive ever
pissed all over a lip or not stopped to daub my golden sparkles off it -- when -- and
not to say they are ever less
sloppy
-- urinals would be more
circumspect and effectively closer to
its sloppy source
and perhaps alleviating some of maintenance than a squat
bowl
if I was a philanthropiss Id
donate nay not only the longtongued urinals but also pay for the plumber and matériel for
its installation “ . . . if I was a rich
man
Id yubbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibby dum”
theres one place Id ignore
on the Central
Coast among the sticks
management
opted to brownglue its three-piece American Standard tank cover back together
again
a priceless Humpty Dumpty
but maybe
oh I digress
now experts
experts
have long attracted my attention
for all their expertise (or
ludicrous expertease) theyre narrowminded selfplacating
Full of themselves
it seems to me they are typically over-optimistic over-confident and under-estimate possible adverse outcomes
Grade A victims of Delusion
and the older Ive grown Ive begun
to refer to them as Xperts
because when I was a kid
X usually meant you gave it a wide berth
poisons were marked X
booze in the cartoons XXX
porn Triple X
(I still havent figured that one out
not that Ive looked hard into it)
and yet
X also
marked the Spot
to be sure the X-spot is far
easier to find than that roving and elusive G-spot (but thats another story
another frustration and a Great Chase for another time)
were tempted to forgive them
they are the Anointed
were they not
we wouldnt have valued their
judgment
yet by their failings their underestimations
others
are held accountable for their wrongs
their
Adverse outcomes
their Delusions
how is that right
their Oops! havent
provided us any relief
so I refer to them now as XXXperts
I figured that one out
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