Stupid is as stupid does

                            or maybe in the candlelicked dark of night Stupid does Stupid

he wasnt fond of Stupid no matter how she was skinnedup

nothing floppingwiggling around inside her skull like a bowl of slick ideating eels maybe id-eating  dont ring no dinner bell

he wouldnt be on a hustle

 

a friend with a friend like him who needed enemies couldnt follow his logic

                                                                          Come on, man, she’s hot! you wouldn’t want a piece of that?

Im not saying she isnt attract . .

. . You’d kick her out of bed for eating crackers?

She wouldnt make my bed

Are you crazy?

No

Because you don’t think she’s sharp? you don’t like what’s between her ears? 

She strike you as sharp

Has nothing to do with it.

It

It.  What?

           Where do you get off . .

. . Don get hot under the collar man Ive got a solution  wannahear

A solution? he sniffed snorted briefly pinchedtweaked his nostrils  What do you got in mind?

Got an ape cry

An ape cry . . a gorilla cry?

Yah ya conclude with pounding your chest with your fists

What are you getting at?

Whos the better man

I’ll fucking own you.

Put up or shaddup

he threw his backlaughed then drew forward on the chair towards him and erupted  a violent Whowhowhohahahahehahahah BAM BAM BAM

                                                   he did a great ape

not as good as he could 

but he wasnt competing

That was lousy; what a lousy ape cry. Miserable. 

                                                    I won.

Yadid Handsdown I cant compete with you

everything was a competition with him

he was easy to play 

I won!

Yadid 

       Ya get the girl if you can win her 

in his absolute glory he misplaced their contention

1723,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

0954,  Monday,  2  8. 21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tldGgGFe194 

Kinks  Apeman  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHqs8SffDo

  

Whar the hell ya think yare going not that he expected an answer

the spider an appleseed wannabe stopped in midsteps its got eight legs 

                                                                                 it showed him six palms handsup asif Don shoot sheriff

anytime he catches a spider working its way along the cleavage of the ceiling and wall on invisible skeins towards the shower out of appleseeds distant corner above the sink he halts them

                                                                          Stand down bucko reverse field

maybe theyre following her latent pheromones or graffiti she scribbled she tried committing suicide three timesthree times he thwarted herblotted her up off the tub bottom with a quicktorn scrap of toilet paper and set her right sideup on the window ledge under the sun under the screen to dry and unbind her lengthy legs gams   appleseed was a huge daddylonglegs

 

he or she brought his or her hands down slowly

                                                 and asif he or she understood him they reversed themselves and wanderedsauntered back to the revampedrestitchedrehung web

he liked their cocky sauntering

                                gamely showing him their spinnerets returning to the web was their idea  he just happened to finish his showerpulled the curtain back as they were gallivantingNothing more

however for him looking to the wall above the doorway into the corner was a kneejerk reaction

     NO SPIDERSUICIDES ON HIS WATCH

                                                   appleseed beat that into his skull      

1326,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21