ferChristssake
whats with bellybutton
lint
ya go for days an days an aint
nothing there yer innie or yer outie did
outies have enough pucker to attract lint innies definitely he could speak of what he had
he could speak with authority
he could speak with authority
getting ready to shower for
workbrushing his teeth first his free hand went to his bellybutton index fingerWHA hes not alone the lint is darkwhat did he wear that was
dark past couple of days he wore white
tshirts against his body
he did wear a brown sweater last
night wore layers against the chillmoist
air under a green polyester jacket but how the fuck would fibers
gravitate off his sweater under his tshirt wend their snaky way down the hair on
his chest and belly to the motherlode an
nestle
he wished they were affixed with
GPS so they could be imagedtracked then
spedup the recording it would have to
be fascinating
he checked just nowBAM
wearing a bluegray polyester jacket over a
white tshirt bluegray lint that was only since 8:13 this morning its
12:32 fourhour migration a sizable babble it had to be something with the hair on
his chest an bellyhe wasnt hirsute he didnt have hair growing up his
throatsteely at his collar or hair growing
on his back an shoulders or where a
barber had to decide where a haircut ended
he wasnt
hirsute
the reason why he was going on an
on about it this morningafternoon was remembering getting ready for work last night
brushing his teeth fingering his navelBAM lint
he shoved the toothbrushheld it in his teethstepped sideways to drop the
lint into the small bathtrash at the corner of the wall an basin cabinet it dropped heavy no terminal velocity
a few inches over the trash it stopped in midairWHOA he didnt need shit like this in his lifeantigravity lint his mind was jerry-rigged for flights of
fantasy inanimate objects had voices and
character the lint was YeahBaby Mike
Myers alterego Austin Powers YeahBaby Dig me
Im floating in Outer Space in your bathroom how did that sliver of alternate realitythat physics dimension Time and Space descend or penetrate the houseits walls at this
fucking moment
ofcourse theres a
reasonable explanation
a spider threw up an unseen webunseen from his angle but he was diggin the gravitydefying lintdiggin its fantastic machinations he dug it so much he was late to work an he was he couldnt say that now but he was never late to work
Yeah he was kid enough but he wished he had a kid around just so he
could show emblow their mind an
neverNEVER tell em the truth
bellybutton lint is an
extraterrestrial
he was so impressed last night that he left the lint hanging in midair he had no idea when it would fallhe didnt mind it tarrying
from last night, Sunday,
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1259, Monday,
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