Wha are ya talking about
he saidhe was late
as he walked up behind four pals who stood on the paver patiocalled em beer gardens outside
the bar their drinks on a tall heavy café table they disregarded the stools
Ahshit . . great timing! one said
without turning around You’re gonna stand
up for ‘em. the others nodded
The ringleader has spoken Any of yaguys have an original thought without
megaphone Mikes broadcast
Monkey says monkey
does
Wow! Not even a beer in, Mike nodded not even knowing what we’re
talking about, you gotta jump down our throa . .
.
. Yare the one talkin Provocation Yare gonna stand up for em A real leap of faithI know ya follow your
wife to church yave said as much . . Mike
it got chilly
the three others eyeballed the toes of their shoes
he still hadnt joined the sloppy
circlewas just offbehind Mikes shoulder
Yawere saying . . Mike
Mike turned slightly to face
him We were talking about fat girls
Girls or women
Weve had that
conversation before
Fat women.
Whabout em
I ask only because you guys
aint the pick of the litter aint prime choiceaint ones to talk
We’re not fat.
Yare stout Not a sixpak among youme neither
But we’re not fat.
Nah A guys gotta get mighty fat obese before someone calls him fat
On the otherhand
if a woman hasnt a stellar bod mind ya no
such woman would date yaguys if ya werent married were dating because the playing field isnt level Yad
have to work for it to get a glance
You’re something else, I said you’d stand up for them.
We agree fat is cruel
Not if it’s deserved.
An yare the arbiter
I know what’s fat and what isn’t.
Althoughapparently you don know the difference between a girl and
a woman
Ive forgotten why were we meeting tonight
I don think it
was to discuss fat girls
one of the others said We hadn’t seen each other in a while and we
thought it would be nice to get together for a drink.
Ah Nice
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