Devils Dictionary redux(out of exile)

political candidacies

  

                                  or political candidindecencies

afternoon,  Saturday,  25  7. 15

Viktoria

Viktoria walked up behind our conversation  went around  and took a stool facing us

then with her lips nearly to her cold frothy pint she asked  So whats the hubbub bubs

All the ‘16 Republican presidential candidates  I replied

her abrupt laughter jetting through her nose and mouth blew foam into our faces

Ohsorry  Sorry    Oh so sorry

and wiping a bubbly splash of her Imperial IPA from her nose and upper lip  her chin  with the back of her wrist and sleeve of her bluejean shirt

Candidates

my grrlfriend a good foot taller than Viktoria said Yes  It sounds theres seventeen I think separate candidacies

Candidates

Come on you two  youre sharper than that

These arent called candidacies

Theyre candid indecencies

but if you say it fast enough and people arent listen which they dont  at least not beyond the breadth of a soundbite theyll come up some latter day and bite them in the ass
I voted for that chuckleheadthat eidget What the fuck was I thinking

Candid indecencies

laughing I said You come up with that all on your own Vik

laughing she replied No You talk in your sleep You keep us grrls up after weve finished you put you away and are trying to grab some shuteye after we finish each other off                 

Really Viktoria
I thought the deal was when you two go into a clinch and Im asleep youll wake me up so I can watch

Aw such a disgruntled baby my grrlfriend said as she gently patted my cheek We would  but you need your beauty sleep

Great  Everyones a fuckin comedian

Viktoria finished a long pull at her beer  setting her glass down she said through her patent wicked smile Comedians for candid indecencies

Well grrls  I suppose that puts the next round on me

Yes they laughed then nearly in concert Right out of the Script as written

You know were all about you

afternoon,  Saturday,  25  7. 15

0047,  Sunday,  26  7. 15