Idonwannago heard
the tinge the whine in his voice couldnt
pull that back
she
heard it too
Ohyou’re
definitely going.
thought
Gawddammit
It’s a white elephant Christmas party.
I don know whatha is
she resisted tapping her foot
I cant remembergrade school mebbe grade school last went to a Christmas party
Not to a company Christmas party?
I had to work withem
Tha was
plenty
Socialise withem
Why woud I do tha
I had a
society
You had a society?
Small
Intimate
Jah
Whellbuddy. You’re going to this one.
I’m dying to show you
off. she
smiled dimples winked
I aint alltha
Ohbut you are.
her enthusiasm was a wonder
It’d make me happy.
You want to
make me happ . .
.
. We coud stay at your place an Ill pleaseya till the cows cum home
Cum? sarcastically Been there done that.
Not to say I don’t love that. Please. played her lower
lip
Careful
Little bird might light an shit on that
Never has.
Maybe one day
White elephant
Yes. You wrap an inexpensive item and
one by one by lottery people chose a gift. They can be traded away once or
twice or sometimes not. House rules.
Ah
Ah?
Wha
Something up your sleeve?
These people fun
Fun?
A sense of humour
I think so.
Whens this
Next week Saturday, the Thirteenth, Seven,
drinks, hor d'oeuvres, informal, got a Christmas sweater?
Christmas sweater
Nevermind.
he went
kept his wrapped gift in a brownpaper
bag so she didnt see
stealthily snuck it under the tree
House rules
traded only if someone wanted to
he had an nice timebetter than he
thought he would
taking her homeshe was flying East early
Sunday to spend Christmas with her family
used substantial vacation time
So what did you think?
I think Im happy I didnt pick that fruit
cake
she laughed
The Ur and only fruit
cake in the world regifted around the world.
he smiled was still terriblyhumoured
by the expression on the choosers face
Poor guy
I’ll tell you, couldn’t have
happened to better personhe can be a prick. Kudos to whoever thought that gift.
Kudos
1320, Saturday, 6 12. 25
1013, Sunday -- Pearl Harbor 1941, 7 12. 25