some brainiac hung the
Sloan urinal low on the palegreen tiled wall it was like pissing on your shoes
it flushed even before he used itas
he stepped towards it while arranging the clothbag slung over his shoulder weighted
by library books squaring it on his back so it didnt swing in front of him as
he unbuttoned his fly and did his business all
these automatic devisesgimmicks Christ! he said as he
stepped away quickly avoiding the exuberant water that sloshed on the floor at his feet
when it finished gargling he
stepped forwardbestriding the wet tile and drool that lengthened making its way to the drain at the center of the floor behind him
he finished stepped back
bowlegged avoiding the spent water then
all put back together and out of danger of the flush he leaned forward and
depressed the button on top the urinal to flush it
it sloshed onto the floor again JesusChrist
stepping oversidestepping to
the sinks at his left good
thing he did a bit of square dancing in gym in grade schoollike learning to ride
a bicycle you never forget he saw these sinks didnt have
handles at the mercy of more
automation he placedcupped his hands in
the bowl under the spigot and began moving them slowly up and down to find the
ridiculous sweetspot which would finally trigger the water it did briefly haltingly like a man
suffering an enlarged prostate then it
flowed againhalted flowed OH now it ran
sufficiently so he could go to the automatic soap dispenser for a foamy dollop a
stingy dollop an ejaculate dollop of a man fortified with Viagra he lathered his hands and played again with
the sweetspot like a womans roving Gspot to rinse his hands FUCK then continuing
left pivoting on his heels ninety degrees he confronted the Xlerator an automatic hand dryer and playingstroking for its sweetspot Gspot again
not
titillated bored he glanced into the trash
and saw crumpled paper hand towels and looking furthur left over his shoulder
he saw a dispenser box of Kimberly-Clark WypAlls paper towels sitting on an
opened GAMCO Baby Changing Station pale
ivory plastic emblazoned and warning Always
Attend Baby in English and six other languages because
what it was was not obvious so fondlingtrying to dry his
hands under the dysfunctional Xlerator he desistedstepping left again to snatch a couple WypAll sheaves
its no wonder why so many men didnt wash
their hands after taking a piss these days and also there shouldnt be any
wonder or chagrin levelleddirected against him when he meeting someone he didnt
shake their hand womens
hands he didhe felt he could trust them to wash their hands
while quietly declaring Youll excuse me but current male bathroom habits suggest
I might as well be shaking your cock an Ive
no intention of doing that either
finally
exiting the grocery bathroom he approached
their Courtesy Desk and suggested to the female attendant that the Mens Room needed
significant helpneeded the bugs worked out of it and reiterated in stingy details the hazards and inconveniences he had just encountered taking a piss Would you like my name as verification of my
complaint
she was disinclined to take his
name
So he concluded should I need to utilise your facilities again
and find them wanting Ill not be taking it up with the Desk again Ill immediately notify County Health Its the employees bathroom too
at least all the fixtures were
Made in America
1505, Monday,
28 1. 19
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9 2. 19
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