That’s ludicrous.

Were stoned  everything is ludicrous   or lewdicrous

Repeating yourself.

Nah  Just putting a spin on it

A spin?

Yah

What spin?

   I donwanna work that hard  Good for one goosegood for another  

You know how hard it is talking to you?

I do

      Hard as it is for me to talk to you   But in another life why ludicrous

Are we really going to labor this?

Is laboring when you have to use your imagination step outside of the box

We’re talking about farts.

No  We were talking about whether a fart is conscious or not

It’s a function of your body, an endgame, not conscious.

Like seeing so you don walk into a wall can be titillated by the pleasant unctuoussway of a womans hips an fanny in a skirt 

      Function

No.

Give me more than no

                        Or do you mean know  We agre . .

. . We don’t agree on a lot except politics.

So not know rather no

                            it looked like his blood pressure ticked up  a reddeningflush at his throat  made him think he looked like a rooster 

          Wattle

What?

Nothing  conversing with myself

Your angels?

Theyre not angels At best an unselected entourage whove made their way to me Ive become their stomping grounds gerunds verbs nouns  Me Magnet They Iron filings  Ironic huh

I don’t know what you’re talkinbout.

Never mind 

             The never mind proves ignorance  absolute ignorance refuses to probe 

Conscious farts  They are

How?

I believe theyre performative  no audience yare off the hook  may trouble you with something sounding like the old soft shoe  A doodle dee doodle dee  do 

   What? 

Yah 

      Anthey don sour your nosebitchslap you something offensive Their sounds an scentssmells are for audiences

Jesus. 

Im sure he does Rips one off in church organist starts playing to hide or minimise it  Why else call them pews

he looked around

there was nowhere to run

1420,  Reggaefriday,  6  1. 23

1433,  Reggaefriday the 13th,  1. 23

off the radio  Dean Martin  Carol Richards  That Old Soft Shoe  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPraPAxVc0c 

’33  Wilson, Keppel & Betty  Sand Dance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fqjsijaMM

   Come on guy  Dealbreakers are like the Ten Commandments  Thou shall not none of them  You don assemble a list torture a resume thas whaya call itright an then concede that weight combinedthreefour is suddenly intransigent you will not suffered them 

                        YA ONLY SUFFER ONE  One    One . . 

. . That’s two!

Oh clever  Not   I cant figureunderstand your reckoning thought process

                                                                            Mebbe  yah   mebbe if ya thought bout it like capital punishment electric chair gas chamber lethal injection firing squad hanging  Only one offs ya   Follow tha 

   I don’t like the analogy.

Ya don you think compare and contrasts are the tits

Therethat’s what you’re leaving out of your consideration.

Ive not Its a matter of wha I wont contend with

Seems to me you have.  

                         Or you haven't heard of compromise.

Compromised dealbreakers  awesome   Really splitting hairs man 

                                                                       Youll tolerateignore aspects of a woman if you think thatha will land you in the promiseland  fitted in cleavage whas the crummy Toy Story character   AHBuzz Lightyear  get to infinite and beyond

Isn’t that what it’s all about?

Is it

1415,  Reggaefriday,  6  1. 23

1145,  Reggaefriday the 13th  1. 23

Buzz  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQoOjj7j4o 

Mogwai  Simon Ferocious  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhUvgpV2x0

  thrice 

          the second preposterous interlewd was with another female attorney  clutching at straws  terribly he couldnt remember her name   he remembered Monica Ambrosia  theyd be a yearanahaf older  two  he couldnt remember her name 

rudeness didnt play into it  the matter of eating alone 

                                                                although it was lunch  she ordered in Chinese it smelled amazing

Would you care for an egg roll? mustard sauce? You go sweet ‘n sour on me I’ll be disappointedunhappy.

I coud eat an eggroll two  Yes hot mustard sauce

I knew I liked youknew that when I came to your office. 

                                                            Did you know Monica  Monica  recommended you?

No  shit

No shit. Evidently you knocked her for a loop. 

had to be fishing Monica was tightlipped Muthafuck was she tightlipped an tightlipped a tight motherWho knew

                                                                                                                       Well Im pleased Monica enjoyed our services

Our? Were there more than you?

   Our  No   I was referring to the companymy efforts on its behalf

Its behalf?

Yes

   That’s not what I heardCut to the chase

                                              My husband doesn’t find me attractive . . because I’m pregnant.

Whas with these pricks  Yare pregnant  in the flower of your womanhood . . 

. . He won't fuck me.

he was picking up a second egg rolldropped it on the plate

                                                   Wha My gawd yare beautiful Round where pregnancy rounds you inviting  A beautiful brain in your head 

Does he think hes going to hurt the baby  

He couldn’t hurt the baby. 

                              Frankly I believe he’s jealous of the babyusurping his primacy, my devotion to him. 

Primacy  Devotion 

                      There are pricks  then there are cocksuckers ya find this guy at Gay 90s  earlier panting at a gloryhole

We met for drinks at Happy Hour. 

Next door

Yes.

   Yes

        Is he straight

We had sex lotsa sex before we married . . obviously sex since. 

But not now 

   No.  Not now.

                   He told me, told me, I’m . I . . . I’m repugnant.

they tumbled onto her modern rental Executive desk  fucked 

                                                                    wished he could remember her name

the lactating teen 

                   she got pregnant said she had her fingers crossed her parents wouldnt find out before she turned eighteen so she could abort she had time it wouldnt be risky

her mother saw

told her father

no abortion

            she was having the baby they were going to raise the child as their own her baby sister

Tha gonna work out 

She’s theirs. 

             I’ll give it maybe a year, provide for her nourishment . . then I’m outa here. I have my life and I’m pursuing it, they messed the wax.

   I can understand though. I was their only child amid three miscarriages . . they wanted other children. They’re welcome to her. 

                    I didn’t want her. 

he was working next door building a retaining wall 

she called out the kitchen window to him 

                                           You off at fourthirty? 

I am

I’ve made cookies, have some for you, stop over . . my parents will be at church.

DEAL 

he rapped on the back door

it entered into the kitchen

Come in.

entering he found her breastfeeding her daughter

                                                          history repeating itself She ah know its rude to eat alone

Ellen laughed who knew that line could invoke laughter 

                                                              She’s almost fed . rude to eat alone, what are you implying?  

Baby makes it look and sound mighty tasty

You think so?

Will she go down after feeding

She will.

   Good  I can show ya

she had no idea that a fullgrown man could be a baby at heart 

                                                                   he was

Cookies and warm mothers milk

prior to 0700,  Thursday,  12  1. 23

2326,  Thursday,  12  1. 23

Blind Faith  Can’t Find My Way Home  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jlLBs6YawM