22.12.23

he had this habit

walkingreading along hed glanceup take his bearings something would catch his eye

   an inanimate object
which hed identify as a being an animal
                                             a stone a gopher   a cutpiece of spoiled hose a snake   a big cuffed dried leaf a bird

it was habit

it humoured him


he walked to a venue a ciderhouse that was having live music
                                                                   hed heard of the two performersthought I might enjoy an evening out

the ciderhouse was literally a straight shot from his place quickright  quickleft   right walk just over a mile traffic light halfway  cross the streetTaDum  Im there

he also thought while he listened to the music he might enjoy a pint of cider
                                                                                 then decided he didnt like it enough to pop twelve bucks for a draft

he stood at the backbehind seven rows of wood foldingchairs and listened
                                                                               was terribly happy he came out
had a good time


walking home bit past Ten he kept to the side of the road he was onwould cross furthur down he hadnt walked on it in a while

walking beneath an old oak venerated he glanced a big stick big snake  he chuckledlights out
he quit seeing

   Fuck
             Im blindwha the fuck WHA THE FUCKDont panic Thall get ya nowhere   Big stick Arent you grateful it wasnt a snake    Maybe  Whaif it was a seeingeye snake  Yasshole
                                                                   FETCH
dutifully he did


the ciderhouse was in an industrial park
                                            as the crowd feathered out he was able to approach the singers and thank them for their artistry music   their remarkable lyrics

coming out onto the pavement there was virtually no traffic wouldnt be on this end of town

Weel man  Ifya had to go blind yacoudnt have picked a better time

  If I had to
Yacoud have been driving

he gave himself that
                        he fetched
TAPped  taptapped
listened
           listened  tapped listened
not more than thirtyforty steps he amused himself This is a kids game Blind Mans Bluff  Marco Polo in the pool  he the sole contestant It and seeking himself 
                                     MARCO  POLO 
I can do this

You have no choice

No  I do not


felt like a half mile
                     didnt want to negotiate the traffic light definitely be vehicles there it was a road an Exit off the highway  intersected the street he was on Td into it
                                                         listening listening  he didnt hear traffic Fuckin electric carsfuck me They can go around me
he TAPped across the five lanes to the dirt shoulder hed walkedup on had a good sense where he was if he wasnt walkingreading he had his head on a swivelwas observant
he played drone
                  saw himself from overhead good perspective since he knew the lay of the land

he felt the decline of driveways to the streetfelt the Light traffic which not having to cross it ran parallel with him

at the sole corner of the long stretch to the ciderhouse he took the quickleft   then the quickright then in his neighbourhood knew it like the back of his hand  went left up the hill the drive to his house

one step onto the porch

leaned the stick against the wall

took his housekey out opened the front door

walked in shut the door behind him

for shits an gigglesOLLY OLLY OXEN FREEFREE  FREE

house  What the fuck, man?

he laughedriotously at the mouh on the house
                                                  Weel man I just fuckinbested Winwood Blind Faith Cant Find My Way HomeHA
lights went on
               he could see    Weel wha the fuck

    in the morning he called and made a doctor appointment

2212,  Reggaefriday,  8  12. 23
1206,  Reggaefriday,  22  12. 23


RH
      it was contained within a paleblue circle  limpidblue he thought
the rest of the JUNK email subject Weird 5-second Bedroom Trick Drives Women Wild

OH he adjusted his thinking
                                  limp blue
RH was an acronym for Rock Hard
                                      Jesus
had to wipe tears from his eyesoff his cheeks from laughing so hard RH  Real Hard

the real weird 5-second bedroom trick – not that he looked at the JUNKwas on men
he believed it was conceived and written by women
                                                        turned their vibrators On men
MIGHT GUESS
                  a weird 5-second stretch
OH just OH no acronym  their aching orifice
not jaws chipped teeth
the other real orifice

   which tickled him demonly
                                 he knew far too many funny lesbians who could coo with the best of their sex 
I guess I never met a real man. dude would miss it wasnt a gauntlet tossed down

was akin to him playing a gay man who couldnt be turned switch teams
                                                                               took gals 5-seconds multiplied by a minimal gross 12 X 12 of second-packets before they realised he was lying a Real Gay Guy RGG wouldnt know his way around a woman as he did

RH run by a gaggle of lesbians stuffed to the gills with an outrageous sense of humour
                                                                                                        never did turn his back on his lesbian friends 

1656,  Thursday,  21  12. 23
1023,  Reggaefriday,  22  12. 23
Hank Williams, Jr.  All My Rowdy Friends  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Xt3b1oSn0