hes     shes  back   and dazzling

                                             liknowleum

outdid themselves

fluid transitions  face into the seamrotating left out of it then an obscene introduction into a huge headed lumpyheaded ugly profile at the characters cock nudging it with their nose licking the jeanzipper

                        truly breathtaking transition

like watching cinema

                         facing into the seam jaw neck left trapezoid clothed bicep bent elbow back hint of his round ass forearm trousers opened waist peeled downtight to back of thighs

                                                                                     urinatingnext  moment

pants upcinched turned leftstepping away jawline line of throat into a vneck pullover thrusted chest belly waistSTOP  head   nudging

                                  head tips up

eyes meet

    licks zipper

pretty damn sure if he keeps watching head will gobble cock

                                                                         while a voyeur

homosexualsex

                      not his forte

characters dissolve

   liknowleum

outdid themselves    

222preferred,  Sunday,  29  3. 26

I’m not sexually attracted to you.

                                         Have you ever? he fumbledfretted his heart like string instrument

this wasnt good

came out of thin air

had been nothing sexual in their preceding comments

I apologise

               You have me at a disadvantage

Wha   sexual attractio . .

. . No.

           None.

    Ill need a bigger aperture   Unless this is you venting

Venting angry humiliated incredulous.

 

 

That’s what she told me.

She

Please.

    Deduce.

Logic  

          On thin legs

Im not interested in guessing so say

    Janelle.

 

Why didnt you just say Janelle said shes not sexually attrac . .

. . Maybe.  Maybe I was trying to elicit some sympathy.

No

       Zero none

I told you tha   wha five years agoshes reiterated ad nauseum    Shes a friend

Im a friend

You’re a dude.

Id lose tha

              Not fond

Im not fond you’re not more sympathetic.

Five years asshole  Five

                            How thick ya got to be

Friend

Maybe . . wishful thinking.

OhChrist

               Not since a boy have I wished for anything

Seriously

Seriously. We think of ourselves as sexually appealing, alluring.

Now

            Brother  That ships sailed

    Seriously

Do you have to say it like that?

 

    I     I cant       I cant believe yaint pullin my leg

You don’t think of yourself sexually appealing?

I do not

             Ive better things to do with my time

 

I have a hard time believing that.

Wake up

              Smell the roses

Arya tha vain

high noon,  Saturday,  28  3. 26

0744,  Sunday,  29  3. 26

Carly Simon  You’re So Vain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTZGvaE_oM

Zingo  ZingoZingo    Zingo

wakeneddazednearlydumped out of the sack  Steady as she goes captain

                                                                                           Steady

    question no sooner out of his mouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOPucs7dC0 what command had he he grabbed himself between the legs   he  he     Hehe   he made himself nervous

First Mate

Sir

Steady

As requested captain

Excellent into his hand Excellent

                                   First Mate

Sir

     Zingo

Unavoidable sir

                  Was on us through us before we could react

Neural

Yay captain Nervous system

                                  On us Through us

Can evasion be set

Advised not sir   No sir

he nodded

              Then beset we are

Sir

      Unfortunately yes sir

Youre a good sailor

I    I  I understand the realityour  reality       Sir

Musing

Accepting   

             Sir

Play the cards were dealt

                             Take the bull by the horns

    Appears sir  well be unable to

                                         Other than takinem

he laughed

                 Sounded defiant

Sir Defiant is best we can offer

    Yay

Yay sir

0215,  Sunday,  29  3. 26

was ambitious code for she went to bed

woke by fire at 10:20 code for sonofabitch could have brought home crabs  instead of shingles

while seeking ease in a hot bath she wondered what their son thought of her husbands text regarding his singularly failure    shamefully seduced by a coed

 

by the PIs count he singularlyspectacularly failed twentythree times

a strictlyworded text their son wouldnt read between the lines goddamn short story writers

he concluded

   Why.

 Love, Papa

 

 

she concluded

   Why

    Love

    Papa?

        code for somewhat temporarily disfigured she arranged her lessons lectures remote  her office hours sprawled  until she would leavehopefully threefour weeks code for she really didnt think God had that bad a hard-on for her besmirching one of his centaur studs

                                                                         a God can believe in a god

Saturday,  28  3. 26

0640,  Sunday,  29  3. 26

junk mail

notifications he has free shit waiting for him

He’s won!

a Lancôme Beauty Box (if theres pussy hell never know)

a Whole Food Market Food Box (if theres pussy hell never know)    

from Unitedhealthcare an Oral-B Dental Kit

Costco  Beach Lounge Wagon

Costco  a free sonic Philips Electric Toothbrush

                                                      how did the heavens collude to bestow all this free shit on him

 

    rhetorical

                hasnt a clue

Oh Master-san mariachi for some reason trying their darnedest to get on his good side understands he has a yen for Asian womenhad no idea where they got their makeup advice while they flickered undecidedhestitant between male female kabuki  actors yakusha haiyū  female roles onnagata oyama

                                                  Oh Master-san  you are deserving favour

Fine then tender me gobs of dough

                                     Aint a damn thing for free

0259,  Sunday,  29  3. 26

0616,  Sunday

PS  saw he had junk again

                               four items

Lancôme same old same old which convinced him theres no pussy involved the same two Costco items as earlier  a third  then onething or another from WalMart

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