D&D  BDSM

               made his brain roil

 

atop that mess he questionedprompted her  she was churchy 

                                                                  Do you have any idea wha a lectern tha a priest reverend speaks from is called  But its not lectern or dais or pulpit

Yes.

Yes not that he was incredulous  but how quickly she responded 

Im surprised that you of all people, words, words, words, that you don’t.

Not my bag  Im not religious

                               I figure Im ahead of the game if I know wha a crucifix is

he could heard her shake her head over the phone

                                                 Gimme a break kiddo  Ifya know say

It’s a called an ambo.

Spell

A M B O.

Were talkin about the structure that Orson Wells spoke from in the film Moby Dick It was shaped like a ships hull

Yes. Exactly. 

                 Projecting from the soleas.

Spell

S O L E A S.  Also raised, a projection.

distracted  Youre a sharp cookie

   You’re thinking, aren’t you?

                                    What's turning, or should I say churning, in that skull of yours?

A M B O

As an acronym?

Fraid so

            You got one

I do not.

   And tripping your light fantastic?

Alien Mates Bodily Orifices

Because.  Why?

Dungeons Dragons Bondage Discipline Dominance Submission Sadomasochism

Alien to me

                However  A common thread    Sex

Very human

An therefore Id think very alien too

                                            Primal

You are a peach.

I am curious

    So . . . what else is new?

1727,  reggaefriday,  10  1. 25

1821,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

spent most of his life talking on landline telephones

they were virtually impervious to cuttingout voice glitches interruptions distortions

                                                                                       drop a fuckin pin can hear it bounce

his daughter calledsurprised him

                                      hadnt expected to hear from her until next week

she was outanabout living her life

he had his was retired

she was jealous

Donbe Donrush your life time goes quick enough

                                                    Put in your time an in time youll enjoy the fruits of your labour 

So you keep tellin’ me, Papa.

As I will

they were talkin cell to cell a thousandmiles apart

she was attending a game confab

                                     wasnt a cosplaying event couldnt wrap his head round tha

he got Halloween

werent cosplayers

                   but

to each their own

which is why he couldnt understand the bitch about LGBTQIA+

                                                                    they werent cosplayers

they were genuine

as his daughter was going on about the various games excitedly she mentioned one cut out caught a D an wha he thought was a M

    when her garbled voice returned he interruptedExcuse me baby

Yeah Papa?

You cut out

I’m sorry.

Not your fault

The game you were talking about  is it about B D S M

thought shed split a gut

                           Woowooo . no . . I said D and D.

Which is wha

Dungeons and Dragons.

Ah

I know not up your alley like BDSM would be.

Got tha right

               Yaknow me so well  so very well

1204,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

404preferred,  Sunday

priceless

granted

            they were high

yet he opened a bottle of vodka without challenge

   Wharya doin

he had a bottle of Kahlua a cartonpint of cream

                                                    Yathrowin some vodka in with tha

What?

Kahlua cream vodka  A White Russian

   Nah. I don’t think so.   I don’t like vodka's bite.

It hasnt a bite

You may not think so but I do.

   Vodkas like tofu  Takes onenhances its determinators

                                                               Spikes the proof  Youre tossing it atop a sweet liqueur an cream

I’m tellin’ you I don’t like it.

dismissive  Each his own

Yeah. You say.

                  Yet you don’t act like it’s each his own.

No  Not when Im drinking across from a guy

                                                 You know my knock on the feminisation of men

Why you have to keep on that?

Woudya rather I call it wha it ispull no punches

                                                   No euphemism   Understand  Im tryin to be nice

What euphemism?

Yakiddin me

No. I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

Awrightthen Feminisation of men

                                     Castration

Akin to self-deportation self-castration  Yah I believe tha

                                                             Men keep gettin softer an softer  Undergo plastic surgery  Men use whas been womens makeup cosmetics

How deephow fuck effete can we go

                                         Not my cup of tea

   

   But if I may lemme return to my original question as youre getting into the Kahlua

What?

You understand youre tryin to unscrew a bottle cap tha youve already unscrewed

                                                                                        Yaforget wha screwins like

1603,  Saturday,  11  1. 25

1442,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

he goes to bed alone

then many many night he wakes and finds that hes not

                                                                     a conundrum

    nah

many many of those nights correspond with him falling asleep shortly after masturbating

yah

      thats who he wakes to

Whasup bub

Im the one who shoud be askin you

Im fine  Jim dandy

                HA  Wha arya doin  Up

Evidently providing you blood

                                 Fuckin vampir . .

. . Who ya really don  actually  mind   a bit  bite if we be playin games

Nah  Don mind at all

                       Tryin to figure out why youd be  hanginround euphemism  while Im contending with triads

DUH

Whadaya mean duh

So thaya can fightem with both hands tied behind your back

    he laughed  Really

laughing  Really askin really

                                 Ya whippedem

Awmygawd despite himself  Funny

                                      Seems ya got a brain in tha head of yours

Twos better than one

                        Suggest you keep tha between us

Lotsa guys walkinround just follow their cocks

I hear ya

Say

Yah

Last night was pretty hot

                           Yaplannin on meetinup with Violetexcuse me   meatinup  any time soon

Youre hilarious

Ofcoarse Share the same sense of humour

Marias throwin a party . .

. . Which  Hmmhmmin or chemise

Hmmhmmin  She has a house

Yes yes thas right thas right

                                  Woudya be crossin any lines

Not if we play Seven in Heaven

    Have I ever told you how much I like the way you think

You havent

             Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you  how much ya standup for me

Yahavent

Then Im happy we cleared the air

Yah

Im goin try to go back to sleep

Ill probably be here when you wakeup

                                            Looking over you  as it were

6AMish,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

1107,  Sunday

Tommy James and the Shondells  I Think We’re Alone Now  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soj0v4v4MzU

he fluttered out of Sleep into triad webs

seems things don prefer to come on him oneonone usually twos  many threes   triad

he would have said Arya kiddin me if the shehes and heshes werent already alert  asked Whas wid dis

                                                                                                                           thinkbout it

his remark theirs  triads

one he hung in was Deny Dismiss Destroy he appreciated the alliteration

                                                                                      all iteration   iterating

Woudya stop we get it

Yah

      Wereya gettin it while I was hypnoing an hypnaing backanforth like a crazylong pingpong rally  freakin unrelenting

You like determination  yalike grit yalike not givingup until your beat senseless

I do I do  Seems to be preceding me

Yasaid triads

Yah

      Other was Frustrate  Resist  Oppose

Jesus collectively they winkedimmediately reminding him of blue scallop eyes

                                                                                      Know where thas comin from 

Yes we do Don have to read my mindsure its in my face the expression   sneer

Sneer   Understatement  Like someone crushedstuck a gamy fresh turd under your nose

   Tha apparent

No need to wear a red baseball cap sayin so

No

Besides

   Besides

You don wear caps

I don despite my Maw insisting as a child I loved them

                                                           Told her  I wasnt dressin me was I

a couple who were around at the time he only had an inkling they were there said She dressedya mighty cute

Like a little girls doll

                       Probably why I recoil from the word nixed from my vocabulary

We use it

Yah you do  You do

                        Theres demarcation kiddos

A thin red line

Thicker Though I like your analogue

                                       Note your  not the   Credit where credits due

Youre . .

. . Don do it

Sweet

   An youse all full of shit  Another nixed word

                                                       Good morning

Mornin bossman

6AMish,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

1007,  Sunday