I farted.

Yadid Ought to say excuse meyoure old enough to know better

                                                                      Or arya tryin to brag

Wasnt all that

she frowned the notoriety she had hoped fell flat   she expected shed slay her uncle

he wasnt

she failed to remember he was the oldest of tenhe was that uncle  errant  mostlymissing

Maybe next time kiddobut if I may don push

                                                     May shit your panties

nobody talked to her that way

                                 Shit if her parents heard they would have knocked her head off . . . my panties?

Yah

        May have forgotten Ive cleaned youyour shitty diapers

I wasnt always far far removed

                                  Besides

To my mind

A farts not unlike clearing your throat

OhJesus.

   he laughed

made his great niece feel awfully uncomfortable

earlyAM,  Saturday,  4  1. 25

1607,  Saturday

HEY

     Woudya stop october

Thas my job

she was chewing carpet

                           why

no fuckin idea

                she found place after place to gnaw the carpetpull weave up with her claws teeth

why

had no idea

             however

was his job

              hed say

he ate carpet  rather than chew it

1601,  reggaefriday,  3  1. 25

1444,  Saturday,  4  1. 25

cats and ants

               if not pluralised   wouldnt be fourletter words  for lots of people

he liked catsloved cats

                         they were one in the same

could be affectionate

                       werent

he tolerated ants when he could

                                  but when they crossed him he was a Titan as when Titans swept mankind away savaged them

ants that people were

they surrounded Roberts empty plate at the foot to the porch

                                                                  a few kibble lay on the concrete apron

to their credit ants  are exploitive

imagined in their world waste not want not wasnt an axiom

                                                                 a dogma

he appreciated that

                       however   appreciative

he still took a broom to themswept them aside flipped them with his flipflops

                                                                                 THERE   then GONE

holocaust

satisfied like a vanquishing God

                                     he stepped back into the house

sat at his desk to write letters he had to

    his three cats became a barrage at his feeta knot under the desk at his flipflops

                                                                                       Whadafuck

he tried to pushed them away with his feethands  they were having no part of it

finally

        rolled back  kicked his flipflops aside

they were on them

oblivious of him

What The Fuck

cats

ants

       an attraction

THEM  a 50s film crept into his head

                                         formic acid

Googled

                 https://sites.psu.edu/ecologistsnotebook/2014/06/03/signs-of-spring-13-ants-cats-acids-and-aspartame/

kind of a catnip silvervine

absolutely blew him away

                                  following morning

they were still amused by his shoes

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1413,  Saturday,  4  1. 25

Steel Pulse  Door of No Return  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlWzKjTc0zg

he walked out of the house

                             standing on the porch he looked over the estates back grounds hard to call it a yard dominated by an artful deep swimming poolsurrounded by varied patios  stripgardens   trellises

one particular trellis attracted his attention

                                              was backed by a blunt freestanding slagbrick wall  once part a dairy barn  otherwise  the whole razed

it was streaked by flickering wall torches

their backs to him  

                     a clutch  an arc of men

he was curious what their focus was

he went down the porch steps to flagstone pavers pebbles between  strode to the knot

looking between headsshe happened to look past the men nearest her to where he was

                                                                            Well look at you.

laughing he slipped through her admirers

                                            Look at you  stepped facetoface  not really

It has been awhile.

My pixie with big tits men suddenly discombobulated as if her tits werent big   werent a presence

Aww. she mewed  Wish I could say the same.

No yacant But you preferred my dandy loquaciousness   lapping cream

she didnt blink

                  As charming as ever.

he said to the surrounding mensuddenlyneutered  desexualised   shit out of luck

                                                                                          Churmed her 

one muttered better than a forebodingsigh  Churmed?

watching her  she was amusedenjoying their tit for tat

                                                           Churmed  Yes   Christ  to her You

she laughed gayly

Those fuckinhuge dimples  nice to realeyes again

                         Churmed.  Churned.

Yes I did

            Churmed the cream to savory sweetbutter

My pixie with big tits

    the knot untwisted from around them

                                            Nice to see you again Joe.  Haven’t changed a bit.

Neither have you kiddo

                         Love your outfit dressed in lemonyellow edged in icywhite  Look good enough to eat

Again

early AM,  Saturday,  4  1. 25

1306,  Saturday