jiggery-pokery*
what the fuck is that supposed to
mean
I mean Ive spoken English all my
life and enjoyed my failed attempts at French Russian and Spanish
but
jiggery-pokery
just when and where was I
supposed to be when I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plum
aside from this very morning
when I read Scalias(Moe of the Three
Stooges(Alito Thomas) wasnt happy wait wait
I may have been premature perhaps better the Marx(Yikes!) Brothers Scalia as Groucho and the closer proximity
of curly-haired mute Harpo played convincingly by Thomas and Chicos dead-ringer Alito) minority dissent of the Supreme Courts
6 - 3 decision in King v. Burwell
wouldnt you
think Id have come away with jiggery-pokery sooner
when I read it I wasnt sure I wasnt guilt of it at some earlier
time in my life and probably should have sought out either
a priest and his
confessional afterwards lit votive
candles three-for-a-quarter or probably have gone directly to the downtown
clinic Do Not Pass Go for a thorough examination fingers and coughs or a hefty dose of antibiotics
then the panic drifted out of my
head
after all
it
was Scalia
scabrously Conservative
I really shouldnt be that
frightened
he probably didnt get his
way
I
wouldnt want to be ahead of him in line at a Italian deli for the remaining
heel and last pound of capocollo he and I both wanted
a snarling displeased Scalia
rearing up on his hind legs and snapping at nonexistent flies at overhearing
the white clad clerks remark to me
Sir Id say
Ive aced you and my bellys hunger for capicola is equal to yours You should have arrived earlier
the Three Wise Monkeys See no evil Hear no evil Speak no evil were willing to upset a portion of the Affordable
Care Act (ACA) for millions of Americans over four words of the better than nine
hundred page text
as if hed kick a grrl out of bed
for eating graham crackers or overturn his sexual desire for a woman because
she had an odd mole on the inside of her bicep or a nondescript wart on her hand
Hell he had a grade school buddy who arrived a
month into session the new kid who had warts on the knuckles of his
hands
he took his hand up and shook it
vigorously without pause on their introduction
other classmates refused because
they thought his warts were communicable
You eidgets he said
if they were he wouldnt be allow into school
No no no
I valued Scalias robust disappointment
because I had it in my head this
was going to be nothing compared to the braying disappointment Scalia was going
to share with everyone who would listen to him when the Court passed Marriage
Equality
actually
I was quite
excited to see if his skull would explode “Pure Applesauce”
evening, Thursday,
25 6.15
*deceitful or dishonest behavior
http://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/obamacare-survives-the-scalia-treatment