Crest PRO HEALTH toothpaste the type of tube you could stand on its head  very effective

it wasnt his

it was hers

toothpaste spoilsdoesnt it

he was pretty sure it did

it wasnt McDonalds fries

Ah   there  imprinted raised EXPDE18 expired not too long ago

wasnt it about time he threw it awaylet it go

                                               yaintnoappleseed looked on  his vision was magnified 8X  he thought Pitiful human because he couldnt sayrather couldnt communicate directly with the dunce  Good riddance man  Let it go  Then maybe youll quit accosting me every time you use the bathroom  wash your hands  shower  shave your face

Maybe youll get on with your life

spider notwithstanding he had had that conversation with himself too many times to count

when the bathroom mirror tired of his silent interrogations it threw De Niro in his face when he paused looked into it questioning himself

                       You talkin to me   Youtalkin to me     You talkintome

AwChrist  

            Then who the hell . . you talkin to me   Well, I’m the only one here

Yahoo yaintno thought De Niro aint standing across from you in the mirror  As I said its high time you get on with your life

but he hadnt the spiders perspectiveperception 

he hadnt its patience survival aspect

spin a web

wait and see

eat insects

a wait and see arachnid chiding him to get on with his life

it didnt have to say so

he could feel its accusations by 8X

he was a biped

the spider octopused walking around upsidedown on the ceilingrappelled on nearlyinvisible tensile silk

he could feel its accusations by 8X Get on with your life

yaintnoappleseed was as nimble as a gymnast

Get on with your life

yaintnoappleseed scrambled across his web after hed blow on him asif he was blowing out twenty birthday candles  Sonofabitch  You think I cant hear your thoughts  Look at you trying to put that past me  Such an ignorant yahoo   You understand youre ignorant to try and put that past me

Man Ya need to get on with your life  Throw that expired tube of toothpaste away

It wasnt your type    

0646,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  10  4. 19

1050,  Thursday,  2  5. 19

Robert De Niro  You talking to me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpJOxbaC8YU

bigfoot his outdoor feral cat streaked into the yard feelin his oatshaulin oats 

when bigfoot realised he was watched he pulled upwent sidewaysarched his back maybe the tears streaking his eyes from sheerspeed obscured who he saw

hed been feeding bigfoot six years

only once had they been at odds

a necessary hurtle

a trust confided and accepted

bigfoot let him take his hand out of his mouth it would have been a wicked bite the deep scratches on his forearm were acceptable  

             bigfoot had obviously been abused it is no small task for an abused animal to put asidelet down its guardnot to retaliate to a perceived threat or a vibe

Easy big boyeasy Bigfoot  Good boygood cat  Im not threatening you  I raised my hand too suddenly thats on me thats my fault 

We okay 

Okay

bigfoot crawled out of his lap and went over to the watering can to take some water  probably rinsed blood out of his mouth his teeth made small punctures in his hand 

he halfexpected him to gargle and spit

they were cool

                                                  Haulinoats big guy

he didnt act too indignant 

bigfoot recognised his voice

That was a band bigfoot Ya reminded me Feelin your oats

So what if I am his look communicated

Its a good look on you Usually you dont hustle Not even for food Whats up

So what if I am continued on his face  he turned from being aside and began walking a path he blazed in the backyard up to the porch like deer trails in the hills cowpaths on a pasture 

                                                                     he was pretty sure he blazed particular paths as he walked through town

I think ya might be mistaken bigfoot glared

Nope Not mistaken Haulinoats  I know I know he started humming then broke out into song  Id do most anything that you want me to  but I cant go for that  Nooo No can do  I cant go for that Nooo  No can do   You got the body now ya want my soul  Cat do that   Get it . . .

bigfoot sidesteppedveered off the path then squeezed between fence pickets into the carport 

he wasnt going to listenentertain his singing

No can do

1550,  Friday,  5  4. 19

1444,  Twosday,  30  4. 19

Hall and Oates  I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8