6.6.20


Moliere
         Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.

to keep in mind  Moliere was comedic
                                         though what could be funnier that when he died 17 February 1673 actors had no social standing and had been excommunicated by the Church a cruel joke by a Joke

therefore no priest would hear Molieres confession 

but hadnt he truly confessed what he needed or sought to confess in his plays and writings    

he believed he had


according to French law talk about jokes Moliere also couldnt be buried in consecrated earth

King Louis XIV the Sun King le Roi Soleil interceded on behalf of Moliere and he was interred in Cemetery Saint Joseph

King Louis  Frances absolute monarch  was Molieres patron
                                                                 the kings Absolutism apparently held for Moliere


not to get lost in the weeds talking of humour being pigeonholed is a kind of perverse humour Louis the Fourteenth a king preceded by thirteen other Louises
                                          which isnt to be confused with several women who are named Louise multiple women also Louises Louises or LouisesWhat confusion? during the Age of Reason women didnt have souls  apparently or legendarily the Synod of Macon in 585 “denied that women had a soul” gee  women could share one soul


there were lusty debates humourous he thought they hairsplit homo the Latin word homo primarily means “human being” but also means “adult male”  

Johannes Leyser a Lutheran pastor got his panties in a bunch touting polygamy in his Polygamia Triumphatrix -- looks like fun  meet ya in the pantry --  “Among the holy fathers there was one who insisted that women cannot, and should not be called ‘human beings’ (viz. homines “men”).” Pastor Leyser essentially quoted St. Gregory of Tours his book The History of the Franks frankly -- humour  
                                        “There came forward at this council a certain bishop who maintained that woman could not be included under the term 'man.' However, he accepted the reasoning of the other bishops and did not press his case, for the holy book of the Old Testament tells us that in the beginning, when God created man, 'Male and female he created them and called their name Adam', which means earthly man; so, he called the woman Eve, yet of both he used the word 'man'."
                        comedic splitting hairs


apparently Moliere succeeded with the Sun King by having the good senseexhibiting good sense humour not to proselytise but rather to animate the absurd

absurd lends itself to a kind of funny

Hell it was absurd he found himself reading Molierequoting him to help him offset the stress he suffered because of his daughter and mother deaths 
                               who died because of their illnesses

                 they did not have remedies
                                                perhaps because they werent men    

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D-Day: $111K (Killed)


D-Day 1944 an estimated 10,000 Allied antifa deaths today 111K novel coronavirus death in America

once we and our Allies did something right 

hard now seeing any nation aligning themselves with US
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they were having a riproaring time stoned caffeinated now sipping beer on the backporch and eating wasabi rice crackers  broken sunlight coming through the crown of an enormous live oak

It occurred to me I was talking with my brother my earliest memories are associated with pain my first memory before I was two I wasnt even walking yet I fell out of bed and split my chin on its illfitting metal frame I laid on my back on the hardwood floor I could feel my blood warm oozing on my chestdown the sides of my neck  

Jesus.

That was nothing compared to the doctor stitching it closed No painkillers My father wrapped one arm around my bodyholding me real tight With his free hand he held the top of my head pulling it back jutting my chin so the doctor could stitch it I still remember his sleep-rheumy eyes his bad breath as he breathed in my face Nine stitches Of course

Of course?

Nines my favorite number It might have started right then and there My lucky number nine

Before you were two? You can remember before you were two?

I asked my folks Asking made my Dad uncomfortable Why would you remember that, Joe? my Dad askedhas asked every time I bring it up I dont bring it up much not no more its been confirmed I use my parents to confirm my early memories to be sure I wasnt making them up or dreamed them
Theyre memories
Fixed by pain

An you


Memories?

Yes

My earliest memories?

Yes

School. First, probably second grade.

Not kindergarten

Definitely not kindergarten.

Mrs Shot Older Short hair Silver Mrs Shot was my kindergarten teacher

You remember your kindergarten teacher’s name. That’s nuts.

Long memory Teed up by pain

What was it you remember from first grade

I think it was second.

Second

Yeah.

Werent we seven in second grade

Six, then seven. I turned eighteen February of my senior year, before graduating.

Okay  So six

Closer to seven.

What

My brother, a year younger than me, broke a window while we were playing catch at a neighbor’s. We lied. We said it wasn’t us.

Did you say it was someone else

Never occurred to us. We felt like criminals.

And

And we were seen. And the hardball had my name on it. We had to replace the window, pay for it.

And

That’s it. Me and my brother disappointed my Dad.

You didnt get a strap across your fanny for lying

No. He told us he was deeply disappointed.


No strap belt hand No real punishment

We disappointed my Dad.

Man thats gettin off easy

It didn’t feel easy.

Thats gettin off easy


What did your brother say about his memories, his earliest memory?

He said it was when he wondered who the hell I was I wasnt Thensuddenly I was Which I understood Were not a year apartso much for the break women are provided now sex after childbirth  doctors orders

You were his earliest memory?

Yah Hes always believed he was born first but he walked before I did I remember ballingcrying when my ball got away from me a goofy clown ball like a clowns head I made such a stink I think I compelled him to get up walk an fetch it for me so Id shaddup

Jeez, that’s remarkable.

Yah That put his first memory around a year old He says thats his earliestbut he couldnt say what his next memory might have been

Actually  thinking  before the split chin I split my eyebrow My grandparents babysat me and I pulled an end table over on top me I took its corner above my left eye

Got my left hand slammed in the car door at three I was in the back seat We were going to a drive-in I was dressed in my pajamas

Fell down the tall wood front porch steps and broke my arm

I thought kids were supposed to be bendy

I wasnt

Jesus.

And then the hit parade just kept coming

Man, oh, man.


Ready for another beer

Yeah.

Im still pretty stoned

Nice shit, huh?

Yah Thank you for sharing

reaching across his brotherinlaw for the beer bottle his brotherinlaw said What the hells that?

What

Top of your right hand.

a pale white circular scar

That

That’s a scar?

Yup

From what? Curious location, between your index and the next finger.

I got shot with a nailgun Youll remember I dont like nailguns Not when yagot a hammer

You shot you?

No I dont like nailguns I was accidentally shot by a carpenter I was paired with Muthafucker loved nailguns But he would he was a lazy bastard Redhead bushy red moustache He was usually drunk by three
I didnt wanna work with im

I wasnt asked if I would

I was told

Two man job

I was holding sticks for a skylight descending into the diningroom

He hit a knot knot deflected the nail Started bleeding all over like a stuck pig

I made it to a MedStop by myself

You drove yourself?

Evidently nobody could be spared Actually I wasnt spared until I couldnt stop the bleeding

Made a mess of my steering wheel and front seat

At the MedStop the doc determined I was shot through the hand

he rolled his hand over and showed his brotherinlaw the exit scar in his palm Nuts huh

And you didn’t fuck up your hand?

Nope Doc said he couldnt believe He probed it Clean through Slick as a whistle



when he returned with fresh cold bottles of beerhanded one to his brotherinlaw he said  I hated working with idiots  Good carpenters Fucking idiots

Could you imagine these clowns around you with a power drill  

With my luck working with one hed stick me in the head with a spinning bit an Id have to arrest drillgun with one handelbow him hard in the face so hed let go Hafta leave the drillbit in my headhold the gun up cuz likely they wouldnt have sense to reverse it if they were to try to back it out

JESUS! What a fucking thought!

YahHa Pith me once shame on you pith me twice shame on me

Oh fuck!


Tellin ya man Im really stoned

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