he recommended when
his buddy talked with Angie
a woman he met
on-linedated once she lives hunredseventy miles off theyve called back an forth for several
months once or twice every few weeks on occasion he says shes been suggestive
when he says he asks wha
unfortunately it seemed he was unable to
keep the ball rollin
which he characterises as
Goofys Gawrsh golly
Yaoughta be ashamed of yourself
Hey, man, I don’t want to put her
off. She’s a nice woman.
Who as you say
Is suggestive
She
is.
he recommended the next time they spoke he ought to imagine her naked Christ juice up your
side of the conversation
I don’t want to say anything . .
inappropriate.
Monk
Im gonna guess ya
havent been slapped by woman
he recoiled No. Never.
Thas too bad
You’ve been slapped?
Yah Twothree times immediately come to mind If I were to give it some thought maybe another time two One I provoked so I coud knock
the hell out of her boyfriendbreak the tie between us from two earlier fights The other two began subtly bobbinweavin head an shoulders sketchy maybe maybenot Ill say I wasnt surprisedthird one a sixfooter nearly knocked my head
off
But tha was a good thing freaked her she hit me as hard as she did Turned out she was great in the sack too
Jesus.
Nah
I dislike idioms but this ones so freakin appropriate Nothing ventured nothing gained Or another in your parlance Ya miss every shot ya don take
Give me real don give me
fake
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