a head

Kyler went to her supervisorwhich  who  disgusted her  she loathed

                                                                         her hand forced by company policy  companys HR human resources was shit shit   absolute perfectlymarbled shit from protecting women from male higherups

all HR managers were men

                             she didnt understand   just the way it was    if she wanted a job

Why . . . 

DON’T ASK WHY.

ACCEPT.

IT IS.

she dressed  cloistered

                         flesh  curves   draped beneath folds   hidden

every day she entered she could read the dismay in her supervisors faceevery  fuckin   day

                                                                                                                          truth be known

tickled her perineum

last goround he wanted to discuss her   advancement

                                                          You . might . . . suck my cock.

she tossed her head backlaughed  threw her brightred hair with her hands

                                                                                she asked

Is that going to get me a head?

he puzzledlooked confused

                         which whipped her laughter to lather

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she said Kyler

he heard Kyler  questioned    Tyler

No. Kyler, with a K.

Family name

No. Mom and Dad liked the sound of it.

Nice

       I asked because I taking notes

I assume you are or you shoud

You shoud

May I ask the matter of this call?

Triple A emailed a request It asked for my odometer reading for insurance purposes but when I tried to interact with the application it denied my birthdate

One shoud assume Id know my birthdate antha somewhere along the line of our business dealings it asked an collected it

    Hence why Im talkin with you

                                     Anif I were you Id advise whomever in I T the failing of their product no one shoud believe in one-offs

I’m sorry.  How can I help?

Record my mileage

We have it.

              It was recorded . . . March Eleventh.

Who

Excuse me?

The failed email request wasnt sent to me until March Fourteenth

                                                                     Who

 

Then Ill assume Triple A set an algorithm an guessed

                                                          Wha did it report

Your mileage . .

. . My  my    myodometer reading

                                         Yes

Threehundredfiftyfivethousand miles.

Wrong

         Let me take a leap of fate

You like numbers  Youre workin inside an actuary

Actuary.

Yes

I don’t know that I’ve conceived that.

                                         I do like numbers though.

Are you seated

I am.

Good If you werent Id ask you to sitthis is a real humdinger

A humdinger?

he wanted to tell her it tickled his perineum

                                               but restrained himself

Pen an paper

I can note on my computer.

Under my name Anyone looksanother agent views my auto insurance account theyd see your dated notation

 

    I didnt think so

                      Hence my notation me asking your name last initial employee number to haul you up on the carpet if I need verification of our interaction

Last initial

K.

Employee number

I can’t share that.

What office do you work in

Kentucky.

Big state

            City

Louisville.

I cant imagine theres many Kyler Ks working there

No. Or not to the best of my knowledge.

Fine

      Ready

My crazy mileage so it can be corrected an the algorithmknocked on its automaton assuming ass

Also Triple A

she laughed

                  You got me on pins and needles.

Thought I might

Youre going to change the false fallacious figures   Ready                  

I am. I’m waiting with bated breath.

I like tha kiddo

                 Mileage is threehunredfiftythreethousandthreehunredfiftythree

Need a snapshot with my phone text it to you

No no. No that’s not necessary.

Not necessary  Perhaps not yet

                                    But evidence of Triple As screwup

I’ll have to have it approved.

Kyler  Please   You have common sense

                                             Take this to a supervisor my word  I also have receipts if push comes to shove   Im meticulous

In some corners of the country the world

                                            Im anal

I am

Take it to your supervisor youll be wasting our time

Hes gonna tell you to change it

                                  Pull the trigger  Show initiative

I’m sorry. I can’t.

I’ll have to put you on hold.

Wasting time

    he didnt waste his

                         soon as she placed him on hold he pickedup W G Sebalds Campo Santo an began reading where he stopped when he returned from grocery shopping  walkinanreadin

 

 

 

nine minutes later she returned to the line and told him she had permission and she was changing the odometer reading to  giggled

                               Threehunredfiftythreethousandthreehunredfiftythree

Thank you Kyler

                  Yaoughta let your supervisor know tha initiative is critical to any successful company  Or individual

Have a fine afternoon

Thank you.

Youre welcome

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    prescience   irked him

                            but what was more irksome was buddys alphaHomo sapienship

wished it would run aground

sink

Man, you really got a hard on for our species.

You ought to as well

Why?

          We are the apex species top of the food chai . .

. . An for some reason you delight in tha

Delight.

             I’m fuckin’ thrilled.

Youre thrilled  because you think were the only species on the planet tha has the presciencethe big  fuckin brain  to understand    were going to die

                                              I doubt tha

You think animals have a sense of death?

You think animals are automatons

You think they lack conceptualisation

Theyre dumb

Should they be leaving the planetbecome extinct  as we  apexassholes  hustle them along to extinction

You think tha Ignorance doesnt understands it is going to die

Word Ignorance  Capital I

                             I also relate to Homo sapiens

We have some beasts in our midst

Agree

Disagree

    You got a real bug up your ass.

Because I believe

                      Animals have a sense of deaththey do

Thaya choose to overlook them is your dereliction

My he harrumphed  dereliction?

Yup

       Though thamay be because I prefer relating to an with animals insects plants

Braggadocio.

                  You relate because you prefer not relating with people . unsocial . . are a freakin’ . what’s the wor . . yes . . . a freakin’ introvert.

Thas fair

            But youd lose your mind if yadidnt have someone aroundbe around  to   entertain you

Ive no problem with your assessment

Ive staked myself driven it in the ground tethered myself to it

                                                                    Immovable

Have to kill me an my sense of  prescience

       

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https://naturalhistory.si.edu/education/teaching-resources/paleontology/extinction-over-time#:~:text=Judging%20from%20the%20fossil%20record,as%20extinctions%20continue%20to%20occur.

disliked with extreme prejudice preferred that to hates disliked the word

                                                                           disliked the keypad on his iPhone as he texted 

was constantly striking the wrong letter

                                           looks up at his screenSHIT  then had to dick around try to hit the space between words with his finger machine ignored him then ended up backspacing through wordwords to correct his misspelling start again only to misstroke again  backspace through wordwords

    case in point

                  he textedreplied to his buddy when he texted him that he was at the hospital to knockoff the required EKG labwork xrays in preparation for a minor corrective surgery later in the month

they were going to see each other the next daywere attending the HANDS OFF demonstration in the city

textedreplied  :  :  Looking forward to tomorrow

Pleased you took the time to determine your baselines You can tell me about the goodlookin’ nurses you harrassed yesterday

If not, make something up.

                               eventually  thats what he SENT

when he lookedup at his screen to send didnt want to make an error a misspelling

                                                                                         found

You can tell me about the goodlookin’ nurses you harrassed not a misspelling the second R made harass more harrassing   you harrassed teaterday

T to the left of Y E was correct A left of S

                                              turned yesterday into teaterday

harrassed teaterday

                         sighed For Gawdssake   questioned Freudian

Saturday after the demonstration stopped for coffee and bullshit  he admitted teaterday

buddy asked why he just didnt send the error

                                                 It’s humorous.

Because I wasnt meaning to be humourous I was tryin to incentivise you because yararely tell stories I was tryin to give you some leadtime

Whachagot

What do you mean what do I got?

    Story or lie  about goodlookin’ nurses at the hospital

There were none.

And

And?

Story or lie

Oh.

       I don’t know. The xray technician was gay.    I think he was hitting on me.

And

What?

Whenya meeting

Oh for God’s sakes.

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