he went outside to take a leak in
the yard
it was
California
werent gonna get
rain any time soonthought hed help when he got a chance
why flush urine down a toilet
plus
there was the happy benefit of the full moon throwing his shadow down on the groundit
was uppity on occasion it wasnt meant to
humiliate it rather to invoke a sense of
modesty
coming back in bladder emptied
seemed a good time
to also empty his mindshutdown the fast cast iron flywheel he was outfitted
with
he sighed
he agreed with himself
lighting a beeswax candlerunning a
hot tub he nestled inhunkered down Aaah he braked the flywheel
it slowed
however
no fail trying to empty it some
substrate or flake or scale brokefree and clogged the drain
his bath wasnt going
to be soothing
the
marbled bruise on his left hip unsoothed
a woman in a tall Mercedes van
banged him in the crosswalk
if it had something of a hood he
might have been able to get his hand downarch his hip above impact he was tossed to the street
he popped upwent at the
empty passenger side windshield and windowfracturing them with the heel of a Baldwins
hardbound Price of the Ticket Try to
make trouble for me over this glass he
yelled at her yare on CCTV an Im getting
your license plate an the vehicle behind ya
When yare drivingDRIVE
he thought she might be from out-of-town Nevada
a Cali plate followed
that wasnt the substrate that
peeved him
he rolled onto his right hip to
massage his bruise
hard
harder harDER in his vigor and discomfort his hand went
wideerrant
his middle and ring fingers briefly stroked his anus and at that provocation
his body farted
threefour translucent freshwater
pearls of flatulence bubbled outbroke the surface he couldnt imagine they were spherical
and because he couldnt see head north tail south if he could have then he wouldnt have
been paying it no mind anyhow that bendy
hed be blowing himself
thered be a marketplace for that talent he was sure hed hunker downworkout some Chippendale dance
steps become a male stripper
blowing himself would be his acts finale
its climax
he did say substrate clogged
his mind when he tried emptying it
2344, Sunday,
17 10. 21
1211, Day-between-Two-Ts, 20 10.
21
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