a bump for football

                        just a bump

they were ahead of him

he arrived at One they were already in rare form

                                                    began early

so a bump and an IPA

                         to be tipped just a bit  he refused to play catchup as they insisted

maybe class reunions who does that foster render adolescent peerpressure

not to his way of thinking 

Then if you’re not catching up you’ll sit and watch the game?

Youre hilarious

What are you talking about?what’s he talking about? Darryl Ottos friend was a perfect name for him could spell it right forward and back not screw it up parents made a smart play the host high school buddies

Sit an watch a game Cant imagine 

Can you imagine Darryl? He doesn’t.

You stand the whole game?

He does. It’s irritating.

Why?

   Lets say Im interactive

Let’s not. said Otto Interactivity suggests leans into media, gaming, phones.

                                                                                  On-line dating.

Shirley and I met on-line. said Darryl  Look at us. We married.  Shirley nodded

Ask Otto about his online adventures

He doesn’t pursue because he doesn’t know how.

Nor wishes too  Then knowing isnt necessary

                                                 Besides it takes only one dealbreaker for me to step aside an the only reason I mention it is so youll follow me when I say one  dealkiller

Otto Hell allow several before he realises shes not somebody to pursue

Hellno. That’s what you say.

                               You don’t venture because you’re a luddite, and refuse to enter fray. Fraid.

Don  You don wear it well

Huh? Darryl

Clever

Oh.

Anto better inform you Ahtto

                                Its not luddite L U D its lewddite L E W D dite Im also not offended troglodyte D Y T E

or D Y T I thall fuckya up not D I T E

                                       the bump was kicking in

4PMish,  Sunday,  8  9. 24

1404,  2sday,  10  9. 24

https://exclusivematchmaking.net/blog/ghosting-breadcrumbing-fleabagging-kittenfishing-18-other-dating-terms-to-know-in-2020/

inane conversation fired by edibles five mg an bumps

                                                           It’s inane not inanic, you can’t say tha.

I just did

Yes.

      But you can’t be saying that in public, people will think you’re a moro . .

. . Or moronic or  more on it than they

                                        By the bye its spelled  I N A N I C K

they bumped along most of the afternoon

You heard Green Bay and Philly are playing in South America?

Yah Brats in Brazil bizarre

You heard or maybe you know, but if I know you you know, we haven’t a law, excuse me, criminal penalties yet, for domestic terrorists; for foreign Nationals, yes, extraterrestrials, yes, but not for homegrown Red, White, an Blue ones.

Yah Understand tha Alexandria Ocasi . .

. . Who?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez   

AOC.

To you

         I don call her tha

A waste of breath.

sighed  Sometimes youre a waste of breath

                                                   Youd prefer HOF

Maybe. I might. No one’s called me that before.

Because its inanick

                      Anif ya did HOF nodded I still wouldnt call you tha

She tweeted insisted our problems on 6January werent thathere werent enough laws resources or intelligence  We have them   They werent used

DTs ought to be criminally charged.

Or dried out

   What?

Delirium Tremens

What are you on about?

Most severe form of alcohol withdrawalOh I like tha

                                                       Alcohol withdrawal  Pound another nail into Tolkiens cellar door  Phonaesthetics baby

Jesus.

Hear about Clay Higgins a real baboon a House Republican  Wha the fuck is tha district in Louisiana thinkin  A Three-Percenter Oathkeeper

                        Motherfucker complained in a preliminary report that he wanted to examine Crooks body personally but it was released to his family for cremation  Imagine   A member of Congress

                                                                                                   Wha the hell

I hadn’t.

Another from Louisiana  Johnson

Who?

Please

       Hints  Who am I talking about   Congress

I don’t know.

peeved Speaker

                   Mike Johnson  From Louisiana

Speaker Mike Johnson. Why didn’t you say that?

I did

       As close to an acronym I could using words

Man, the bug you got up your ass.

I do  H O F

              Hes Obviously a Fuckup

Oh. You’re clever.

Not at all Didnt even have to think about it

                                              Johnson  His continuing resolution  Or as you may prefer the C R

But had I said C R you wouldnt have known what I was talking about

NO.

     What of it?

I think youll like this

                       Asked if he was going to bring it to the floor today he replied that they were working on tha an  its burned in my brain like a brand

I quote

         I’m very confident in the principle of what we’re doing and I’m hopeful it’ll get across.

Its not

Why burned in like a brand?

Awright

         In the same sentence he used confident and hopeful 

   So?

If youre confident ya don need hope Or

                                           Is he like you  always on the lookout to hedge your bet

He brings the CR and the SAVE Act to the floor hell be dismally disappointed

SAVE Act

            Something yaoughta be jumping over the moon for

What?

Acronym

What is?

Safeguard American Voter Eligibility act

                                            Former demanded it

Queer how an individual who is not in government lords over Republicans

It’s his party.

Its not

       False equivalence  Ought to be treated by the media as suchthey ought to call him an his minions out  hold their feet to the fire in every instance

Theres only a Democratic Party

Some kind of Fourth Estate

Reminiscent of Bushs run-up to war in Iraq  Enhanced interrogation

    Jesus.

Wha

I think you need another bump.

Im high

Not enough.

1254,  Thursday,  5  9. 24

1029,  2sday,  10  9. 24

https://www.leafly.com/learn/consume/edibles/edible-dosing

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/350#:~:text=It%20authorizes%20domestic%20terrorism%20components,investigate%2C%20and%20prosecute%20domestic%20terrorism.

https://www.gao.gov/blog/rising-threat-domestic-terrorism-u.s.-and-federal-efforts-combat-it

https://www.voanews.com/a/usa_why-domestic-terrorism-not-specifically-designated-crime-us/6201836.html

https://harvardlawreview.org/print/vol-136/responding-to-domestic-terrorism-a-crisis-of-legitimacy/

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2331

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4871424-mike-johnson-government-funding-gop-opposition/