he was going through his tenpaks of pens
and decided to pull the trigger couldnt find tenpaks at
stores any more and purchased a box of fifty through
Amazon the last he purchased from it
You did?
I did
My Original BIC Cristal medium points
No sooner had it arrived I opened it an
counted the pens
Thought they were going to shortthrift
you?
Bet your sweet ass
I take no
one at their word let alone a corporation
When do you think you’ll crack the box,
I’m assuming your tenpaks or spare pens aren’t exhausted.
Theyre notno theyre not
When
Ive no idea
Any idea how long a single pen lasts . .
. according to your writing habits?
No clue
So . . . it’s possible you’ll be dead
before your get through that box of BICs.
No
No?
You just said you have no idea how lon .
.
. . I liken this to a buddy who has
thousands of cigars in his walk-in humidor
He aint leavin until hes smokedem
Seems smoking is far more detrimental to ones health than writing
Im stickinround
Aren’t you the one who constantly rains
on people’s parades, the pessimist?
No
You and others insist tha
I obviate theres a dark side to every bright side
Thas realistic
You’re realistically a pessimist.
Im an optimistic pessimist who refuses
to cross my finger hoping
Hopes an overrated attribute
Very
Christian
Atheist
Dispensed
Aint fuckin holdin my breath
But you hope you’ll finis . .
. . No
Know
I like absolutes
Ive bought in Im
willing it
Care to bet against me
Leave your money with your survivors
I don want you welching on a bet
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