22.10.24


Ex libris Latin  From the library the collection of

I know I know.
                How did you get to Traci Lords from there?

Hop skip an a jump
                     Comon

I told you you lose me a lot.

Youre not going to make me explain

I don’t know who Traci Lords is?

Cum  On

Don’t come on me.
almost lost his shit laughing so hard

Not funny, not funny. I’m feeling like the butt of a joke.
                                                           I know ex libris.
Awright wiped tears from his eyes Awright   Hint

You want me to guess after laughing at me?

Thaswha you do  How many times have you You’ll never guess.d me
                                                                          An I don
An when I slipup an say Youll never guess you start guessing

An never guess right

So no A hint is different than guessing

Are you getting sore?

No Im in awe of you  Ill go to it
                                    Ex libris  You can spell it

I told you I know it.

Liberate the ex

What do you mean liberate the ex?

An X

An ex what?

I like tha too Annex the X
What?

Not ex  X
           The letter I hate explaining jokes

    X. 
Yes

Traci Lords is X?


And
      An underaged X at tha

    A porn star?
With sweet puffy nipples
                           Like pastries not pasties don cover them up  Ohno

shaking his head Jesus. The way you think.

I think I think
                  I think you grewup cloistered  My deepest condolences

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You may be the wrong person to ask since youve spent the majority of your life here  But when you werent living here did you find yourself homesick

    Homesick.
                I’d have to think on that to be honest with you.  You.
No

That’s abrupt.

No Not when you consider I left home two years later than I wanted to ansince have only returned for brief visits antha my childhood home was razed

Home

It is a negligible term

You’ve lived here twenty years. Do you think of this as home?
No
     he chuckled      Im homeless

Wha about you
                    Homesick

I don’t know if I can say. I was only gone a year.
                                                     I can’t remember feeling homesick.  Though I may have been. I can’t remember.

he nodded

So what made you think to ask?

I was reading
                I came across a word fernweh  spelled F E R N W E H   It attracted me German Farsickness  Longing for unseen places
To be homesick for a place youve never been

A melancholic desire

See

    I do.
          That would be . . . uncomfortable.

Yes  Thank you
                  Not having been I was curious looking for a perspective of being homesick

I don’t imagine I’ll be the only person you ask.

No  Im fascinated
                      An attractive looking word


You’ll let me know?

Ill letya know

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E O T M.

    Really

G K I T.
L O L
      Woudya fuckin say whaya mean  You know acronyms irritate me

I do. Why I do.
                 Abbreviations of any kind frost your fanny.
Yah

C A.

No California I L Illinois M D Maryland or doctorhence   confusion
                                                                          Say whaya mean

Apparently frosting’s become a bug up your ass.

Damnright
            No patience for nonsense

Come on man, the world turns on acronyms, abbreviations, hashtags, you need onl . .
. . You need only
                    Im not playin
Either say or Im walkin away

Christ.
        E O T M.  You know it, I’ve told you before.

Anwhy youd think Id keep useless information in my head is beyond me
                                                                             You say I dump it immediately

Alright, alright.  E O T M. East of the Mississippi.

 

East of the Mississippi.

Ive no idea

Come on. he looked irritated Your friend, your buddy, has only been west of the Mississippi once so we . .
. . Mouse in your pocket  Best not include me in your we
Then your friend and I . .
. . Parlance between you
                           Your shorthand 
I’m sure she’s shared . .
. . With you

Lets add to your irritation
                             I believe E O T M also means end of the month

See the confusion

See why I don play

Just being a pain in the ass.

No Lets drive a nail through its skull once an for all
                                                       Ever see an emoji in a text from me

No

Lastly
       Whas G K I T just for now  Ill be forgetting it

God knows I try.

Ya don
          Don goround pattin yourself on the back or Ill call ya by your real name not your clever nickname

Anwe know wha a dealkiller tha is with the ladies

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Tha lines crap You know tha right
                                    Excuse me  I dislike right  Despise it when its used on meRight  Fuckno
Wrong

on defence  jaw set lips wire thin  I don’t believe it’s a line.

No  Who told you
                         Yatell me an Ill tell you You I coud guess  I bet Id be right

You’d bet? You’re not a betting man.

Im not but Ive got a damngood idea who laid tha on you

What’s your damn good idea?

Buckleup
               Your mother

he flinched didnt expect that  Youah . you’re right.
                                                      How’dya know? 
Got a mother too
                    Thas the line they were selling all mothers of our generation 
Clothes make the man
Horseshit
               I gotta wonder if they ever heard of an empty suit
Dress for success

The other  If you look successful people will believe you are
                                                               Horseshit
Success dresses any way they want

Suits How many suits do you own  Have a tuxedo

A few suits.
              Not a tuxedo.

Few  Fews defined as a small number
                                          How many
I’d have to think about it.
Think

You’re kidding.

I think if it were a few itd be at the top of your head Dark suit light suit  Not talkin sport jackets  Ive got one of those

How many suits do you have?

Stallin

How many?

None  Never have
                     If I were buried familyd have to find a suit in a secondhand shop
How many
             as he spoke he watched him play with his fingers


How many
I’m thinking.
Youre counting


    Yes.

I’ve eleven.
 
    Eleven
             Fashion maven

I don’tdidn’t . . . think so.
                              Not one suit?

No need  Sport jacket sufficed

Weddings?

Jacket
        Funerals  Jacket  Graduations  Jacket

I have plenty of ties though

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Z Z Top  Sharp Dressed Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw