Christ Still
vacant
he
muttered to himself
Youd think as a business
youd optimize your space
he muttered about the empty wall
behind the commode he stood facing
Youd think theyd incorporate something with
entertainment value or to cerebrally glom onto(his hands were too full)
as one
urinated
why the Mens Room was as large as
it was and there wasnt a stall or urinal
piqued him
or why the vast flat-white painted
room which when entering threw echoes off
his heels held
the lone commode(its broken tank cover glued
together with yellow epoxy)
a small sink
a
paper towel dispenser
a pale tan metal wastebasket
there wasnt even a mirror in the
room
why it was utterly devoid of
adornment flummoxed him
save(Save in its heroic nomenclature) mounted just
above the cracked tank cover
another dispenser
this for paper toilet seat
covers
and stenciled on the exposed box
contained within it Provided For Your
Protection
My protection
he
couldnt help but think of all the things he might want provided for his protection
paper toilet seat covers wouldnt break ink for his list
frankly
the only time they
occurred to him was when the hand towel dispenser was empty then hed yank free a couple and use them to
dry his hands
though long ago he came to the
belief that he was one of few men who actually washed their hands after using
the facilities
an anomality
men it seemed
were either too busy or distracted
when
they concluded eliminating their waste they walked straight out of the bathroom
for that observation he steadfastly refused to shake mens
hands
whether in business or social settings
if their feelings were hurt
if they pushed for a why
he shared his unremarkable
observation candidly concluding Id rather not shake your dick
Coarse Yes
Blatant Yes but neither could paint his remark untrue
Provided For Your Protection
it was a favored wateringhole
they made small batches of craft
beer and their Imperial IPA was something to bark about
he felt inclined to offer solicit
suggestions for improvements he believed worthwhile
to instill a favorable
ambience experience
he thoroughly enjoyed the small
business owners a young married
couple
the
husband the brewer the wife
the numbers and business brain
he came out of the bathroom convinced to be piqued for the last time and in the bar
-- Gustave
he
liked his throwback name too much to shorten it as many of the customers did
-- Yeh manh
-- An idea
-- For me
-- For you your wife your business
-- Yeh
-- Yeh(he mimicked)
-- Andt
-- I love your language
Andt
provided for
your protection in the bathroom got me thinking of how you could actually
provide for someones protection
Truly protect someones ass
-- Da paper toilet seat covers
-- Yeh
Inspiring
-- Andt
-- Andt
rather than seat covers
a condom dispenser that runs off business tokens or coins of course under the exact same name Provided For Your Protection
A Molly token earned by the first
drink
Andt as your libations tease
aching customers the tokens will only animate
conversation
andt Ive got an idea for the Ladies Room too
just occurred to me
Honky Tonk Heartbreak
Panties
Obviously they would require a
bigger dispenser andt you might wanna wait andt see how your utterly unique males
Provided For Your Protection plays
but
Picture this
Orange Oversized
Rubberised Panties
Imagine the bounce and grind the
bounce and grind No penetration Hence the Tease andt the Heartbreak
Im telling yah
Provided For His and Her
Protection
Youll slain hem
Cottage Industry baby
In addition
to your fine beers open bar andt fertile entertainment
andt imagination with a lil help from yer friends
Its why people go out
--
-- Speechless huh
I get that
a lot
afternoon, Friday at Mollys, 3 7.
15
0943, Monday,
6 7. 15
1900, Wednesday,
8 7. 15
