28.9.22


he slowly peeled the package she gave him 
                                              her handsanxious fingersentwined    she couldnt take itgasped  It’s a tshirt.

he smilednodded expected that  Thank you sweetheart 
                                                         but did not speedup his unpeeling
You don’t shake your gifts. I like to shake mine for hints.

  No still peeling I don 
                            casually distracted However knowing that bit of information baby Im terriblytempted to gift you a vial of nitroglycerin

Hahaha . . you’re funny.

   he liked teasing her  just enough for a little BANG 


he finally reached the pink cardboard box inside
                                                   maybe the tshirt was a ploy  rather she filled it with sticky raspberry-filled Bismarcks  a faint fruity scent emanated 
she noticed 
             I slightly sprayed perfume.

Aw its fragrant very pleasing like the lipstick kiss marks on the back of her envelopes

I thought you’d like that.

I do
     it smelled like the insides of her wrists elbows at her throat behind her ears behind her knees 
                                                                                                          Really  a tshirt

Yes. she trembled with excitement Open it you’re killing me . I want to know if you like it or not.

he grinned 
            Im sure Ill like it 
You’re stalling open it.
                        just like a kid  nice how surprises could still render her 
Yes
     Im opening it 
  Quit saying so do it.

he pulled the top free undid the paper a green tshirt embroidered Provocateur mimicking her handwriting 
                                                                                                               she genuinely touched him                                        

she smiled It’s what you do.

I love it 
         Though the catll be out of the bag

  There’s that, but I like to think when you wear it there’ll be no excuse from someone not to know and take offence.
You enjoy offending people.  

Not necessarily  if they earn it

Seems it’s earned . as you say . . frequently.

Frequently not always

Would you say very frequently? smiling like a Cheshire Cat dimples to die for

  Id say  Idsay I read a lot about a lot of different subjects

Very frequently?
                  Answer the question.

Apparently

Yes . apparently . . casualties of one being well-read.

Oh I like that  Can I cite youquote you

Sure. That’d be nice I’d be happy if you did . in a sense would complete me.

Complete you  How so

Citing me . . exciting me. 

Oh  I like that too 
                      Thank you baby

You’re welcome, love.

1523,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  31  8. 22
1139,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  9. 22


Oohbrother

on-line dating advisor

  Wha the fuck

he knew the nations adults were majority illiterate but he didnt think they were majority stupid 


dating advisor 
              Lemme guess Theyre akin to those hacks who wrote pamphlets How to Pick-Up Women advertised in the backpages of comicbooks and Mens magazines
                                                   If you need an advisor maybe you shouldnt be dating

he was on-lineon his PC when the advertisement populatedflickered at the right all the so-very-clever they-think games programmers play to attract attention not unlike flashers dressed in raincoats reminded him when he was flashed by a female friend for Halloween Trick or Treat! she criedconfusing him briefly  wasnt the Trick and Treat the same
   they were 


 dating advisors

   life coaches

    CHRIST 
              if people think Putins threat of deploying nuclear weapons threatens mankind  he can get in line 
  
1638,  Twosday,  27  9. 22
0946,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  9. 22
Hedgehoppers Anonymous  It’s Good News Week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4KzGKnuUuc


not liquorLick her 
                 his mother said 
was the quickest way to a woman's heart.

he took her at her word

evidently he was a talentproved his mother right

now most mothers wouldnt availenable their son that tidbit

but she liked him more than his brothers

Keep it to yourself she cautioned him 
                                        If they figure it out on their own, God bless ‘em; but I doubt it.

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0855,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  9. 22