kick the bucket

                    not unusualuncommon nomenclature cloture  closer cant help himselfhe stuttered as a boy until he gained his confidence  then there was no shutting him up KICKING 

        Yes possibly a devised exit strategy exo-existent stratagem  Buhbye baby byebye KICKING

his father called to tell him he was throwing a ninetyfirst birthday party for himself 

                                                                                        . . . and you’re invited to every birthday after until I kick the bucket.

Ill be there

that afternoon he called his daughter to invite her

                                                     I didnt tell your grandfather but while Im there Im removing every bucket he has in his house

she laughed such a beautiful goodnatured laugh

                                                 Good idea, Dad, make sure you remove that bucket from your house as well.

Mine are put up an away couldnt kick em if I tried

Put away?! Nah, hell no, get rid of that shit.

Its tough to clean without a bucket

DAD . . this is the bucket of death we’re talking about. You can get a cleaning bucket.

And  uh um that said a cleaning bucket couldnt become The Bucket of Death as youve so aptly said

Not in my world.

                  You think kicking the bucket is for any ol’ bucket?!

      Oof . . you gotta hear this, and I quote: The term is known to date from at least the Sixteenth Century. The more interesting, probably apocryphal origin, relates to suicides who would stand on a large bucket with a noose around their neck and, at the moment of their choosing, would kick it away.

Hmm no shit

               Could be my love weve created the next big thing on the market a goodhumoured niche item a big heavy black bucket labeled DEATH

she laughedchortled

                     Look at us, we’re entrepreneurs! We’re going to make millions!

Yesyes beaucoup bucks off buckets

STOP.

Don ya think beaucoup bucks we could be cool edgy ifyad rather boocoo

                                                                               Groovyhuh

Really, Dad, STOP.

Baby whars that entrepreneurial spirit entrepreneural cant help himselfhe stuttered

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1331,  Saturday,  5  2. 22

the tilesmackdab in the corner of the bathroom had a roundbald alien head peering at him through its right blackblown iris its left eye a stitchedslit a queershaped O snaggletooth mouth frozen in utterance or exclamation

on the tile beneath it was an enormous compared to cueballs dogs head he didnt know what breedwasnt fond of them  at its chin like patientapathetic chewtoy was a comic holloweyed duck skull its bill tip upturned wickedly

and on the tile beneath it was an outline similar to one runround a murder victim providing their attitude at death of a huge turd where someone shat on the floor rather than squat on the pot where he sat noticing the tiles

                                                                                                               sometimes

a bowel movement is unlike clockwork it comes in the time it wishes rather than we want

                                                                                          Mother said Go with it, don’t push, let it happen, you don’t want hemorrhoids.JESUS that didnt sound good HEMORRHOIDS could almost fashion horror from its letters since he was content to wait out a turd it knew better

                                                                 besides  he didnt go in without reading material  would have been right at home in an outdoor privy perhaps where privacy was begat

1143,  ReggaeFriday,  4  2. 22

1111, Saturday,  5  2. 22