I might not be the sharpest tool in the sh . .

. . WOUD  YA  STOP

                       How often do I got to tell ya to quit diminishing devaluing yourself  I miss how ya think thas appealing to women

I’m being honest. I believe modesty is appealing to . .

. . Selfconfidence more appealing

                                    Not as you keep putting out there  Im oldernot  I almost lost my balance fell on my faceNOT  dating yourself

                           Cuz yakeep that shit up an you will be dating yourself  taking you home after dinner an movie for a couple of stiff drinks then off to the bedroom  scented lubricantIm sure  smeared  to tug your cock

REAL MEN DON MASTURBATE

Yah they do

 

Are you done?

Im irritated  Yah

Let me finish.

Coup de grace

No.  he sneered

You know French

You don’t have to know French to know what that means.

Look at you  selfassured

                             How fuckin attractive

Thank you.

Youre welcome

                   Yawere saying

I was . . but you keep interrupting.

Excuse me

            Anfor future reference feeding you a line Wit  women dig that too   Theres no excuse for you

That’s good.

Try it on for sizeExcuse me

There’s no excuse for you.

Fuck came out of your mouth like it was born there

Thank you.

Youre welcome

                            Yawere saying

Ohyes, I was.

he doubleddownhard so not to roll his eyes

I was saying.

 

Tool shed

Tool shed?

    Im not the sharpest . .

. . YES. Got it.

Blow man so it doesnt escape ya

YES.

       I’m not the . .

. . NO

Right. NO.

            I just want to say that I understand what your bailiwick is.

I have a bailiwick

You do.

Sharper than me  Please

Your job is to efface cellar door as the most beautiful word it’s two . . word in the world.

Whellshit

           Ya got something there

Yes. Cute cunt is more beautiful, and all the other words you’ve coined to usurp cellar door despite Tolkien saying so.

Anwhas euphony fall under

I know this.

Ya do

I don’t know this.

Hint

No thanksplease tell me

Phonaesthet . . 

. . That’s it!  Aesthetics

    It is 

          Bailiwick   I like that  Thank you for granting me that

You’re welcome.

Now grant yourself equally  Be confident   Understand its sexy

Is it?

Don yawanna be sexy

I do.

Its sexy

not the sharpest tool grinned

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That was harsh. she said

she would

she was kindwouldnt hurt a soul probably hadnt

                                                     maybe if she were born a boy but boysit occurred to him might not hurt a soul either

                   he wasnt that kind of boy he could see where that might be nicehe wasnt stupid it just wasnt in his madeup  he wasnt one who got along for the sake of getting along made nice 

always been confrontational

                               rubbed the wrong way he rasped back immediately 

no mistaking where he stood

Harsh I didnt say it to be harsh  I made an observation an stated it in simple determinate understandable words

What if it was said of you?

It wouldnt be

But what if it were?

It wouldnt

You’re imaginative, give it a momen . .

. . Excuse me thatd be a waste of time

    Yes. I know.

                  Thought I could bring you out.

Aint in me

she chuckled  even when she was upset with him she was goodnatured about it  but ofcourse shed be it was in her natureher character

You want me to apologeez

Apologise.

              I’d like if you did.

That would make you happy

It’d make me happy.

he liked to make her happy particularly after his words upset herit was usually his words when they chose not to talkwhen spending time together silently just being  well he couldnt begin to explain those conversations  the eyes had it

       Ill apologise. 

her mouth started to move

Ofcourse face to face  thats the point of being conFRONTational

                                                                     Nice smile babe

Thank you.

Things we do for love

Love? You’re in love? You say your not . .

. . Sshssh we don want him knowing

Him?! she laughed out louddidnt cover her mouth

 

he ran into him a couple days laterknew he would  frequented some of the same places

                                                                                             Lemme buy you a cup of coffee

he did

they sat

          I want to apologise apologise  he imagined her smiling that he didnt fall prey to his vernacular  that I said you hadnt the presence of an appliance I was rude  I apologise

That’s alright, I must admit however, in the immediate aftermath you got me wondering what appliance you were referring to.

A toaster

111PM preferred,  Sunday,  13  3. 22

10 cc  The Things We Do for Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgptvsHHYK4 

I’m Not in Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBHfxU2wmc

     some people  several in particular to him   havent the presence of an appliance

fortunately he enjoyed the grace of awarenesshead on a swivel he sensed  presence   in spite of lackluster performances

                did he really believe  performancesNah he believed one either had chutzpah audacity or they did not

it was on the top shelf one of a plethora of options available to bring into life that existences-to-be gets to rummage among to choose from but much like in-life too gawddamn many choices inundate the yetplastic yetmalleable ETBs perhaps looking but not seeingYah  times short   he also supposed certain he didnt wannasaysouls souls had formed predilections prior to entering the shelves to make their selection baskets were all the same size

presence exists in varying degrees 

                                    some however carry theirs like a normal temperature or a decimalpoint above  others carry theirs like a temperapture they exuded presence personalityscented  freshbaked bread wildflower honey  an as sticky

         Irresistible

                     unfortunately that irresistibleness can also belong to a dark caustic personality

                                                                                                          anif one hadnt chose well from among the shelves while they were mist theyre drawn like miserable metal filings to such magnets repellent magnets

                  Granted he assessed them repellent  although he liked to thinkhe believed he had filled his basket wiselyappropriately for his brief stay

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he didnt cease to amaze him

                             an try as he may an he tried very hard he couldnt help himself from laughinghis hahahs organic deftly sidestepped or leapt over booby-traps tiger pits punji sticks maces he deployed to stop them

                                                                                                                had they been human they would have made awesome Rangers tunnel rats someone terribly successful if dislocated from him

he was a bit of an anchor

but his hahahs werent the issue

                                   him  he was

Again Im sorry you were saying

Why are you laughing at me?

laughing with him wasnt going to work he was laughing at him

                                                                    Because wha ya said was hilarious

What did I say?

Whad you say

                   I know whaya said You know whaya said

I do.

You do  An

I said I-U-D . .

. . Yadid

IUD isn’t funny.

No Serious business  a serious decision to deploy

                                                       unable to help himself he smirked

Yes.

       You’re smirking.

Im smirking he wished he had a lookingglass to look into to see what his smirk looked like he didnt think itd be so evident

         I am

Why?

Because you said IUD

So what of it?

I believe you meant to saycorrect me if Im wrong  plant a roadside IED

                                                                             An intrauterine device is not an improvised explosive device visuals going off in my headrunning in a loop are becoming more comedic with every pass freakingly cartoonish

            My tendencyas you know tends to be outrageousprone to hyperbole Anwhile I don need any help you gave me a huge shove in the back

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