dealbreakers

               once upon a time they determinedelaborated them  but occasionally another floated down out of the sky like a breast feather shed by a bird in flight or fright or panic

Youll have to excuse me I didnt say then  Im saying now

What didn’t you say?

A dealbrea . .

. . Another dealbreaker?Christ.

                                  Your litany's impossible.

I have a high bar

Too high for my taste.

Stopwoudya youd allow fourfive dealbreakers then question it  One kills it thas the point of a dealbreaker  One 

Beggin aint choosin

he rolled his eyes                                  

Damnright  Yad beg to get close to pussy

                                            Tellinya Next time yare up in Tahoe keep going into Nevada  Id bet yare within a halfhour of paying for it

adamantly  curt  I’m not paying for it.

he punched it up in his smartphone 

                                      My mistake  thirtyfour minutes Twentysevenpointseven miles Bunny Ranch It indicates its pricey How are your negotiating skills  Or woudya rather just beg

Fuck you.

Cant afford me

                   However  as I was sayinother dealbreaker

I said Christ. What?

High maintenance

                    I catch a whiff DOA dead on arrival

What’s high maintenance?

You know

If I knew I wouldn’t ask.

To be direct frank women you date  Which I woudnt

                                                        Between em yave dropped bank on anhave come up sexual bupkis Kiss on the cheek aint sex ya know thayah

Freshscrubbed maybe a touch of eye makeup real comfortable in jeans

So if you catch a whiff of high maintenance, dealbreaker.

Right on bro High bar 

                        Otherwise yave settled

And that’s a crime.

Thas a crime

                 Ya value yourself or you don

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  his Eye  that wanderintimeslyin Eye sometimes clever fell on a magazine casually tossed on a low library table

another magazine laid on top it partially obscuring the beginning of its title

his Eye declared Pornsite

                          Yasee  Porn site  When did the library begin offering porn 

I thinkya read it wrong

  Me

              You

Fine whadahell  We read it wrong

I read whaya want me to see

I see whaya show me

                         Lets shall we look again   Im pushing aside the magazine straddling it

Yer thinkin porn straddling 

Im not

        Keep peeled

rather he picked it up 

title in question  Dornsife

proven wrong unhappily Eye barked Wha the hells Dornsife

Woudya take a momentslow it down  See A USC publication  College of Letters Arts and Sciences

it fluttered   Boring so fuckin boringboring . . 

                                                  to himself hed agree  his wanderinEye spiced things up and often gave him ideas he wouldnt have had if he hadnt seen what it showed him  it never askedBAM  Yasee wha I see

it was amusing

                 evenif sometimes contentious

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in the bathroom now returning to a friend who sat outside waiting for him he thought of a couple questions to ask 

he was considering which to ask first

I have two questions

Going to the bathroom made you think. 

                                          I’d think otherwise, you'd have your hands full.

Youd thinkhuh No

                     Bodily functions gears turn on their own don need my help  An having considered   Ill ask first 

Are you easily influenced Second are you forgiving

  thoughtfully he said    Easily influenced.  And Forgiving.

                                                                   I see your consternation, which to ask first.

Yah

Influenced?  Forgiving?  It’s . . different . flipped around.

                                                                 Did you have anything in mind?

No

I’d say . . I am not easily influ . .

. . Id disagree

              cold water

he turned his head sharply to look at him You’d disagree.

I woud

We'll put a pin in that . . . forgiving.

                                        I am.

Id agree

         Easily influenced you leave room to forgive whoever lead you astray

he saw distaste play on his face

Fact he wasnt trying to be hurtful The girlwhatever her name when you were in your early twenties She returned from Hawaii The next daycouple of days after sex you realisedsaw a doctor you had crabs Yasaid ya hadnt slept around while she was gone  anyou  assumedyou assumed  you gave her crabs

                                                                               Whawas that wasnt virgin birth  Fact     Influenced

You forgave her 

he didnt like hearing that his jaw set 

                                           Answer your questions. 

Answer for me

                  Ya know my answers

Not influenced. Not forgiving.

Correct

Why did you ask?

Because they occurred to me

Did you think you knew my answers?

Yah

Can you think why they occurred to you?

   Yah

          Youll recall our conversation earlier I asked about your buddieswhen you last reached out to them You said you were pretty sure you were the last who communicated it was their turn I said when they occur to you it shouldnt matter who reached out last not tit for tat text em call em  Contact them 

                                                                               The questions occurred to me

You trying to make some kind of statement?

   If I were 

               I wouldnt have asked

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