I cancelled at my dentist’s
office. Tryin’ to give me the runround urged I have a sleep study done.
Apnea
Yeah. They do sleep studies too.
The dentist office
Yeah.
Sleep studyhavent heard of it at
a dentist office
Evidently they’re trying to . . incorporate . .
.
. Horseshit
Smacks snake oilish
You think?
I do
I thought likewise.
Bunch of
dimwits.
Dimwits
Awman excited to hear ya use
tha terminology
Aryou kiddin? Between Gram and
you. Ever occur to you that the pair of you thought most people were dimwits?
I remember a lot of eidgets . .
. . Yeah.
Madeup the majority of the remaining
half who weren’t dimwits.
kind of sheepish Yakiddin me
No.
You and Gramma were brutal. What is it she said that you’d chime in right
behind her wearing a cheerleading outfitshakin’ pompoms?
Ah I know
Say.
Give it a moment
You got dimwits an
eidgets down Itll percolate up in a matter of seconds
her eyes grew big
Oh shit.
Came to yahuh
Do not suffer fools gladly.
Yah
Look how sharp you are
Me?
Look how sharp you and Gramma were.
How smart she was I learned from her
She made me the feminist I am today
Oh Papa, I kinda think you were
inclined.
Gram was just the
straw that broke the camel’s back sealed the deal.
Really think so
You kiddin’ me? You were the oldest. Your sisters always talked about how you encouraged them, encouraged
them never to settle for less, never take bullshit off anyone.
Anif someone tried to give them
a hard time you wanted their name. You’d have a chat with them.
The aunts Wow
Wha busybodies he smiled big
True they were
right But women are the best the
brightestsmartest sex on the planet
Guys
Fuckin knuckledraggers
You didn’t get that from Gram.
No
Don have to hang out with them too long
not the learn tha If women coud be a fly
on the wall in all the sport lockerrooms Ive been in an overheard their shit
OH MY GAWD
Dimwits an eidgets an knuckledraggers Oh my
Right out of the Wizard of Oz?
Exactly baby Exactly
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