SEXODUS

male legislators are cocksure their female governor cuntsure their extreme abortion ban is going to be the blueprint to challenge and overthrown Roe v. Wade

                                          that the Right-leaning dick-swinging I’LL-TAKE-YOUR-EYE-OUT-WITH-IT Supreme Court will fervently lathered place it on its docket

howbout this little happenstance 

                                   all the women of Alabama – if theyd like – are afforded stout sturdy vibrators or elastic ribbed dildos and balls-handgrips 

                                     and healthy lubricants  and they receive little business cards they can leave on their locked bedroom doors telling boys they can run off find a secluded place and yank their dicks until they cant cum anymore

          because they aint cumming between their legs for the foreseeable future  not until women secure their civil rights through the state legislature

blue balls – cuz real men dont yank their dicks riiight – might be persuasive 

maybe rape kits -- because the legislature feels babies of incest and rape ought to see the light of day whos paying for those unwanted babies lives? – maybe rape kits should include supplemental vibrators or dildos and a wicked razor 

Ill take the blue one Ill take the lavender one  OhHELLno gimmeda black one

or maybe the answer is to help women permanently move out of the state 

call it a Sexodus

                    if he may   SEXODUS thats fuckin genius                   

0013,  Friday,  17  5. 19

1514,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  5  6. 19

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/15/us/alabama-abortion-facts-law-bill.html
Lynyrd Skynyrd  Sweet Home Alabama  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

some people sang in the shower

                                  but he knew his voice was bad despite the showers acoustics  they werent going to turn him into a crooner a sensation a sensation in his own head some people liked that liked the fictions in their heads

so some people sang

he thought

he peeled grapescracked walnuts he parsed words  fileted fish no fine fishbones

he was meeting friends for drinksnot a drink

it amused him that they were opposedstood opposite most opinions he espoused 

he couldnt help but wonder if this afternoons get-together wouldnt finally break out into a fist fight

they might want to try

it wasnt often they got together

it would be one of the few times they had numbers against him

his advantage was 

                    he didnt care what his face looked like at work the next day 

the vain seemed to prefer outnumbering their quarry  

he didnt think it was a set-up

although he didnt care either

so he thought  as he closed his eyeslathered his freshcropped head and slipped under the large showerhead to rinse

rinsing

enjoying the warm streaming

the suds dissipating

coursing down his bodyhis chesthis thighs to his feet he spread his toes it tickled  he thought of his mortality

why did he think of his mortalityhe hadnt considered it much since he was a boy and he learned he was going to die

it was a moot point

death was inevitable

he wasnt going to worry his sorry-ass about it

he was approaching seventy now

it snuck inhe laughed

                       he entertained himselfwishing he knew some remarkable First People death chant

white people didnt have death chants

they cried

their entitlement was ending

they were really really losing a lot

a noble human chant wouldnt occur to them

hed known too many people who preceded himwho died

some might saytoo many may say  he was with them when they died

why wouldnt he have been with them when they died

living and dying were the same thing

  No
      he hadnt any idea why his mortality would occur to him this afternoon in the shower

though better than him breaking out into song if he did it would be Lola

1440,  Sunday,  2  6. 19

1110,  Monday,  3  6. 19

Kinks  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU