. . . woudya stop with the undecided nonsense

                                                  How many sides to a coin

Novembers a coin toss Either freedom or servility

                                                     Id frame it masculine feminine virility against tha servility  a willful willing subjugation

   An ifya whine a coin has an edge  undecided  somehow it lands on edge  Fuck you

Nobodys undecided theres nobody to persuade

Your pollmakers pollwatchers they can suck my cock

                                                         Snapshots in time While theyre at it they can get some snaps of them sucking my cock  Ill donate all proceeds to my candidate

   Do you realize how offensive you are?

An youre not

                Or are you naïve

I’m serious.

   As am I But Ive taken a side   Theres only two sides

                                                             Ill not be a compliant bitch

Though thasaid  bitches arent usually

As you well know, media follows polls.

They also refer to parties

                           Theres only one  the Democratic party  There is no equivalence  They ought to quit reporting asif there were

They oftenIll assume slips report the former as president

                                                             When they ought to reportrefer to him as a convicted fraud convicted rapist twice House-impeached four times indicted charged with ninetyone felony charges

An yet  somehow  a selfprofessed multibillionaire who cant post requisite bond to appeal his convictions

   Im all ears

They report on undecided voters.

Knock yourself out

                     But do me a favor Donspeak of it to me

1827,  Monday,  4  3. 24

2003,  Monday

Chicago  It Better End Soon  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKNMRh1xN0

he lived rural

the house he visited also rural

if he had to take a leak he took it outside watered the bushes roses wildflowers trees   liked confusing the shit out of the dog or visiting dogs

                           made perfect sense

waste not want not

they were shooting pool after having cups of coffee outside while discussing current events a wannabe strongman who was at best a pettyman Gazans slaughtered 30:1 unverified no forensics no evidence hearsay  unverified 7October atrocities he didnt take anyone at their word  SHOW ME

                                                         told his friend  Your shot be back gotta take a leak

he exited through the sliding glass doors

worked on a patch of poppies

                                   liked tha phonaesthetics

a bird alighted on the planked fence  almost eyelevel

a junco

         eyed his junk

Go on Off with yourself

                         NOPE

was taking him in

made him laugh

back inside  Howdya do

Immediately missed my shot. Heard you laugh.  Got miffed but no way you saw me miss the gimme you left

You missed it  How the hell ya do thathinkin of your lay your next shot

Yup.

One thing at a time

Yup.  I keep thinkin’ I’m there.

                                 I’m not.

Patience  Youve had the tablewha six months

Yeah.  Closer to seven.

   Patience

                 So Im out there takin a leak an a bird lands on the fence an watches me

Could you identify the species?

I coud

       Junco eyeballing my junk

friend laughed

                  Male or female?

Female

Are you sure?

I am

Are you really sure?

Ya got gay birds here

                        Im sure

How?

Really

Yeahreally. What's the difference?

The male has a gray head often closer to black

                                                   Hers was a pale brown wash

You’re correct.

Didnt need your affirmation

                               Had it been gay I woud have laughed louder harder longer

1344,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

1202,  Monday,  4  3. 24

Seals and Crofts  Hummingbird  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B412Ij9IAnc

the hygienist mentioned if he had to use the restroom to just come through the door  It's the last door on the left.

he was reading lookingup he thanked her

   thought  Think Ill give it a try

his morning constitutional was stood on its head by the alteration to his routineFUCK  he usually wasnt verticalupright this time of the morning

                         still prone still cats between his legs as they slept

not only did he upset his but he spoiled their too

                                                   their look Thanks eversomuch Bub

they werent going to apologise

                                despite  he recalled 

their aftermidnight charade  I’m in the bag!  clatteringracing up the hallwayunder the beddown the hallwayback up the hallwayunder the beddown the hallway  the paperbag tearingfreeing them   whoever they were  he didnt see

   it was like when he discovers one of them shit on the floor

the four assembled at his back

he turns

         Awright  Whos the culprit

if they werent speaking English before they certainly werent going to begin now

a collective shrug

they broke huddle

                     aimlessly moseyed off

   how nice that must be   aimless

                                       not a fuckin care in the world

when he reincarnated he was coming back as a wellloved pet

                                                                 DITTO DITTO  &DITTO

   

his morning constitutional

                            his bowels usually churned after he was upright halfhour hour

were the stars aligning as he sat in the waiting room

Gas he thought most likelyfelt like gas

                                            Give it a go

he went

gas

he preferred his dentist fresh which is why he selected first thing in the morning

                                                                                     historically

but

     he wasnt getting any younger

his body dictated

he followed orders

not his usual bargain

                         his thick employment personnel file indicated otherwise

       

0810,  Monday,  4  3. 24

1058,  Monday

Wham!  Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

. . . semantics . .

. . Woudya shutup with tha

No. No. We’re being hobbled again by semantics.   We’re saying the same thing.

   If the same then  if then hypothesis conclusion

                                                       Why cant we agree

Because, I have to say, you refuse to concede.

Concede

Yes. If you’d concede then we can drop the accusation of semantics.

Riight

        I shoud concede tha eternity an myriad are the same

Yes. Because they are.

Their terminology is not

It is.

Then according to you if theyre the same you coud concede eternity is correct  Myriad reeks of infinite Eternity is not tha

They are

Ive an idea

              Lets compare antonyms

If the two are comparable as you insist likewise their antonyms  Correct

I didn’t say that.

No I did

           Myriad first

Woudya agree meagre 

      I . .

. . Youre hesitant You shoudnt be   They are

                                                Negligible  Insignificant  Scant  Scarce

They kind of roil off the tongue

Eternity

          Cessation Discontinuance Expiration   The End

See man dem aint tics  Semantics   Tics Dem aint fast repetitive muscle movements resulting in sudden difficult to control jolts sounds

                      Tourette syndrome

FUCK

        Am I correct

Howbout we say we agree to disagree?

   You can

1414,  Thursday,  30  1. 24

332preferred,  Sunday,  3  3. 24

Sounds beasty

She is, her name’s Betsy.

Really

         Betsy   Lemme guess Church lady

She is. A redhead.

Ooph  Please no

Ohno. Yes.

Sorry to hear tha

Yeah. She steps up like she owns the place.

                                               Big fat Betsy.  You wouldn’t tolerate her.

Why do you

She’s a friend of my friends . .

. . But not yours

   But kind of.

Howstha

They’re friends . .

. . Theyre friends

                   Do you somehow assume a friendfriends of your friends  have to be friends of yours

Doncha . .

. . No   I don think tha

                        Man you really have trouble drawing lines making boundaries let people traipse over you

I don’t.

Yado

      Rubberband man  The fact you insist youre not religious yet tolerate your friends religiositytolerate their proselyting their incessant harpinpreachin at you anya don shut em down blows my fuckin mind amazes me

Amazes me

   They’re good people.

Good

        A sterling defense Im good but Id tell em to keep it to themselves  Anif they cant Shove it up your ass

You wouldn’t.

I woudnt

           Why I refuse to go south to visit your friends refuse your invitestheir  invites Id be Daniel eatin the lions

   Daniel?

              I don’t follow.

Askem If theyre worth their salt they’ll know

                                                Salt Recall the pillar of salt Lots wife  Fleeing Sodom  Sodom of Sodom and Gomorrah fame Sodomy fame Bible hasnt a name for her It calls her Lots wifethas shit Some Jewish traditions refer to her as either Edith or Ado Shes in line with Lilith Adams first wife also unmentioned in the Bible but yet again Jews have names for everything Lilith like Adam was created from dust and earth

                                                                                        Ought to hit those churchgoer friends of yours in the mouth with tha shit

I wouldn’t.

   No You woudnt

                      But I woud

Betsys concoction  I interrupted

Yes. Thank you. I’d have forgotten. A cake. We ate it out of politeness. It was terrible.

Asshole

   What do you mean?

You didnt like it

No. We were being polite.

Fuck polite in the teeth

                         Coudbe Betsy whipped up the batter with her usedunwashed  you said concoction  Ill say cocked whipped up using her vibrator  Woud serve you an your gang of pietyHA just desserts

How you . .

. . Me  You

             A fat Betsy began singing  I swallowed a fly  tha started the whole world cryin . .

. . BeeGees.

Right on

          Though in honour of your Betsy Id sing There was an old woman who swallowed a fly yarecall  which devolved into also swallowing a spider a bird a cat a dog a goatnever followed tha  a cow a horse

                                                                                                        The old ladyBetsy  woud never have suffered those indignities if she swallowed cock to begin with

Bible be damned

                   Raw sex made me a believer  Monkees

Jesus. 

 

Twoish 1400,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

1330,  Sunday,  3  3. 24

Spinners  The Rubberband Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMVflSBKx8

BeeGees  I Started a Joke  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZWKR2zJESk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly

Monkees  I’m A Believer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PQAqprjOuA

boorish intellects?

                 they repeatedly crossed words regarding intellect and genius  he believed they were standalones  buddy did not  they did not bleed into each other there existed a distinct demarcation  buddy believed they could merge

   if he were hed rather be an intellect

                                         genius too narrow  blinkered     myopic

buddy disagreed

Knock yourself out

                     Youll not convince me

buddy thought he could convince him

You cant

          In order to change anothers persons mind theythey  have to be willing to have their mind changed

That’s what’s known as being openminded.

Thas whas known as not knowing ones self

   I disagree.

Knock yourself out

                      Should someone be ignorant then choose to learn study their ignorance  decide about it after having taken in its facts an evidence  Youll not change their mind

                                                                       Particularly you

Me?

   You  Yes

              You havent the skills to effectively argue

Says you.

Says I

   Are you so sure?

Have you once changed my mind

                                   Yes Im sure Save your argumentation for someone else

That’s rich.

              You constantly try to change my opinio . .

. . I do not I simply state mine

                                  Youre welcome to wallow in your slop

Do you understand you’re being derogatory, demeaning.

Your words not mine

That’s how you make me feel.

Youll feel how you feel

                        How you feel is not informing moving my understanding Things I cite I can provide numerous objective sources Perhaps objectivity upsets you

You take it personally
Subjectively

   Get out of the way

after 4PM,  day-between-2-Ts,  28  2. 24

1128,  Sunday,  3  3. 24

That would be quite an arrow in one’s quiver . .

. . Makes me quiver

   theyd been talkin about identical twins

turns out they both knew a pair but he had been the only one who made a play

Stop.  You made a play?

How coud I not

Strike out?

Not not  necessarily

                     Didnt get them in the sack no Thawoud have stunned me

Why?

Im not usually attracted to blondes

                                      They were Norwegian exchange students  Being from Europe I figured they may be ahead of the game  Not so much   Seems they were together to keep an eye on each other

But I did get them stoned

They hadnt been before

How’d you swing that?

Turns out they were at a party I was at They arrived late in the eveningearly morning it had thinned out Thawas a good thing Had it been earlier I might not have been able to convince them

I shotgunned them

                      Yadone tha

Depends upon what you mean by shotgun.

Flip the joint around blow a jet of smoke into someones mouth they inhale

   No.

Someone shotgun you

No.

   Awshit Thas a crime

                           Across from a girl freakin seductive

Only way to be closer woud be to kiss them  Which I did thawas the deal   I shotgun them afterwards I get a kiss

I verily explained the risk I was assuming hot ash drops on my tongue burns me

   They bought it

What do you mean, they bought it?

Id perfected shotgun

                        Never once burned myself

Man  those beautiful iceblue eyes staring back into mine Curly blonde hair Coils playing against my forehead tangling with my hair

And they smelled fuckin amazing

                                    

Smelled different

                     First time they got high

Sounds . . . delicious.

It was

        Let their high come on

Then I collected

                  Deal was a long slow kiss The first evolved into a French kiss her sisters head right next to hers

Then I kissed the other as slowly  as deeply

Was fuckin erotic

They signed my yearbook On the same page

                                                  They wrote they wished tha night their sister wasnt around

No shit.

No shit They coud have been fuckin with me

                                                  But at graduationafter the ceremony they cornered me Each kissed me as sweetly as they had at the party

Great  fuckin  memory

                            he went away in his head

from a distance he heard him ask what made him think he could pull that off

he spiraledspunback to firmament

   dreamily Pull it off

Yeah. You heard me.

   Man

         How coud I not try

Nos never troubled me

Sixteenhunredhours, day-between-2-Ts,  28  2. 24

2012,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

Whenever we meet she says bonjour.

You reply in kind

I do.

Is this foreplay  or does she actually know French

She knows it. Her twin sister moved to France years ago and before she left they took classes togethervowed once she was there they’d communicate in French.

Thas fantastic

                 Are theywere they good with language

Yes. If I’m not mistaken, French, Spanish, German. I believe another language but off the top of my head I can’t recall.

Five languages man

                       I struggle with English Though I have an ear for music  I believe it understood universally  no matter the country

I’d agree.

Look at us off on a tear  in agreement

                                         Thas not frequent

No. It's not.

Yah

        So you said twin sister

Yes.

Fraternal do they call it fraternal even if theyre women   Or identical

Identical.

Can you tell them apart

No. Never could.

Ever date one

I couldn’t tell them apart. No I didn’t.

                                         Why?

Yakiddin me arya stupid

How am I stupid?

Just askin makes you even more stupid 

What are you getting at?

Don get your panties in a bind

                                     Theyre identical twins

I know they are.

   Awright Cant believe Im havin to explain this

                                                       Ya payin attention

Get on with it, we had such a nice start . .

. . Tha youve eroded

                          Listenin

I’m listening.

You an the bug up your ass

I’m listening.

   Awright cleared his throatrolled his eyes

                                               Fuckin one sister is good Fuckin sisters together even better

However fuckin identical sisters together  Priceless

Cant possibly get any better

OhChrist.

Hed agree with me

Sixteenhunredish,  day-between-2-Ts,  28  2. 24

1234,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

My insurance agent croaked.

Umm My condolences  I   think shrugging as he said

Yeahhmm, my sister said, she found him I only had hmm cursory involvement with himwouldn’t recognize him on the street to be frank.

Hiya

      Nice to meet you Frank

Stop. The man’s dead.

A man you woudnt recognise on the street

                                            Whywe talkinbout him

The cabin.

Tahoe You mentioned twelve feet of snow expected this weekend

Yes. The insurance agent’s wife, handling his affairs, found a note on his desk that the insurance on the cabin is expiring and we can’t insure it by continuation, need a new policy, wild fires, cabin has cedarshakes on its roof, it isn’t insurable once the policy lapses, have to replace the roof before it can be.

Whens tha

March Fifteenth.

Sounds like yahad a great insurance agent

                                              Good thing hes dead Yamight have killed him otherwise

   Can you believe it?

Insurance

           One of the best scams ever Until it catches up with em an then they throwup their hands say theyre not offering coverage Im thinking of flood insurance failed assurances in the Gulf  Florida

                                                                                             No insurance for you as Seinfelds Soup Nazi said

What?

You didnt watch Seinfeld while it aired

No.

You live under a rock

Is that a question?

Nah

        Your new agent replacing your dead one  Thinkin of remainin with the same companySEEIN its let ya down

That’s up to my sister, in her wheelhouse.

Youll excuse me

                  Her wheelhouse seems in disorderdisarray

What do you expect me to say, to do?

Id suggest ifya havent yet yaoughta vet an meetHA

                                                       Havent met or vet yet

What’s with the face?

Possibly another token Tolkien phonaesthetics

Jesus, you and that.

Tha it is

Here . . I’m struggling . and you’re gaming.

Your agent was he buried

Buried?

          I don’t kno . .

. . Yaevidently don know a lot

                                     Yaoughta find out

Why? raised his handsimplored the Heavens

If hes buried go shit on his grave

Christ.

Ifya can talk Him into it  Him too

1457,  day-between-2-Ts,  28  2. 24

1152,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

Seinfeld  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSTiKHOFEI