Sounds beasty

She is, her name’s Betsy.

Really

         Betsy   Lemme guess Church lady

She is. A redhead.

Ooph  Please no

Ohno. Yes.

Sorry to hear tha

Yeah. She steps up like she owns the place.

                                               Big fat Betsy.  You wouldn’t tolerate her.

Why do you

She’s a friend of my friends . .

. . But not yours

   But kind of.

Howstha

They’re friends . .

. . Theyre friends

                   Do you somehow assume a friendfriends of your friends  have to be friends of yours

Doncha . .

. . No   I don think tha

                        Man you really have trouble drawing lines making boundaries let people traipse over you

I don’t.

Yado

      Rubberband man  The fact you insist youre not religious yet tolerate your friends religiositytolerate their proselyting their incessant harpinpreachin at you anya don shut em down blows my fuckin mind amazes me

Amazes me

   They’re good people.

Good

        A sterling defense Im good but Id tell em to keep it to themselves  Anif they cant Shove it up your ass

You wouldn’t.

I woudnt

           Why I refuse to go south to visit your friends refuse your invitestheir  invites Id be Daniel eatin the lions

   Daniel?

              I don’t follow.

Askem If theyre worth their salt they’ll know

                                                Salt Recall the pillar of salt Lots wife  Fleeing Sodom  Sodom of Sodom and Gomorrah fame Sodomy fame Bible hasnt a name for her It calls her Lots wifethas shit Some Jewish traditions refer to her as either Edith or Ado Shes in line with Lilith Adams first wife also unmentioned in the Bible but yet again Jews have names for everything Lilith like Adam was created from dust and earth

                                                                                        Ought to hit those churchgoer friends of yours in the mouth with tha shit

I wouldn’t.

   No You woudnt

                      But I woud

Betsys concoction  I interrupted

Yes. Thank you. I’d have forgotten. A cake. We ate it out of politeness. It was terrible.

Asshole

   What do you mean?

You didnt like it

No. We were being polite.

Fuck polite in the teeth

                         Coudbe Betsy whipped up the batter with her usedunwashed  you said concoction  Ill say cocked whipped up using her vibrator  Woud serve you an your gang of pietyHA just desserts

How you . .

. . Me  You

             A fat Betsy began singing  I swallowed a fly  tha started the whole world cryin . .

. . BeeGees.

Right on

          Though in honour of your Betsy Id sing There was an old woman who swallowed a fly yarecall  which devolved into also swallowing a spider a bird a cat a dog a goatnever followed tha  a cow a horse

                                                                                                        The old ladyBetsy  woud never have suffered those indignities if she swallowed cock to begin with

Bible be damned

                   Raw sex made me a believer  Monkees

Jesus. 

 

Twoish 1400,  Saturday,  2  3. 24

1330,  Sunday,  3  3. 24

Spinners  The Rubberband Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMVflSBKx8

BeeGees  I Started a Joke  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZWKR2zJESk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly

Monkees  I’m A Believer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PQAqprjOuA