the hygienist mentioned if he had
to use the restroom to just come through the door It's the last door on the left.
he was reading lookingup he thanked her
thought Think Ill give it a try
his morning constitutional was
stood on its head by the alteration to his routineFUCK he usually wasnt verticalupright this time of
the morning
still
prone still cats between his legs as they slept
not only did he upset his but he
spoiled their too
their look Thanks eversomuch Bub
they werent going to apologise
despite he recalled
their aftermidnight
charade I’m in the bag! clatteringracing up the hallwayunder the
beddown the hallwayback up the hallwayunder the beddown the hallway the paperbag tearingfreeing them whoever they were he didnt
see
it was like when he discovers one of
them shit on the floor
the four assembled at his back
he turns
Awright Whos the culprit
if they werent speaking English
before they certainly werent going to begin now
a collective shrug
they broke huddle
aimlessly moseyed off
how nice that must be aimless
not a fuckin care in the world
when he reincarnated he was
coming back as a wellloved pet
DITTO DITTO &DITTO
his morning constitutional
his bowels usually churned after he was upright halfhour hour
were the stars aligning as he sat in
the waiting room
Gas he thought most likelyfelt like gas
Give it a go
he went
gas
he preferred his dentist fresh
which is why he selected first thing in the morning
historically
but
he wasnt getting any younger
his body dictated
he followed orders
not his usual bargain
his thick employment personnel file indicated
otherwise
0810, Monday,
4 3. 24
1058, Monday
Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
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