if the election plays out the way
hes maintained hes
sacrificing chickenas close to religion as he can get Democrats can cast asidemothball red MAGA caps
for blue PAGA caps hur hurhur
1609 or 409, Thursday,
5 11. 20
5.11.20
$236K -- Killed
Hmm
on one hand flagrant frivolous lawsuits demanded by the
president of his less-than-stellar counsel re: hacks
on the other
hand daily new confirmed coronavirus –
stop stopstop – he has to quit with that he meant to say – daily new confirmed Trump
virus cases “in the U.S. have surged 45% over the past two weeks . . . a record
7 day average of 86,352, according to John Hopkins University . . . deaths are
also on the rise, up 15 percent to an average of 846 deaths EVERY DAY.”
whichever hand is holding the
death and despair ought outweigh Trumps vanityoutweigh his delusion of grandeur
John
Mellencamp Crumblin’ Down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc
1523 or 323, Thursday,
5 11. 20
Well shit Im an indoor cat
there was an epiphany an admission he
hadnt made before frankly hadnt thought before
he was talking to one of his indoor cats
bomber a huge tabby whichwhen he became loquacious held court as
someone or several listened he
called bomber either orangemaralade-coloured or butterscotch-coloured
he was carefully
careless usually concluding that foray by saying his descriptions were enticing enough to provoke himat least to consider eating bomber in other words eat pussy
that usually drew breaths
bomber had cut him off in the
hall on his way from his studio to the bathroommade him short-step so he didnt
either kick bombers ass down the hallway or stomp on him
entering the bathroom ahead of him bomber had jumped up onto the window ledge
Careful old man he said then he stroked
bombers chest with his right hand
bomber had settled inwas seated
and looking out the window through the screen
So tell big guytell me bomber what are you looking at
he looked out across bombers back
Are you looking for wee wee was one of five feral cats who found him
and he fed and watered
he didnt see her
Are you looking for birds they were several moving in the rosemary on the
grass before them looking very much like mini velociraptors in the apricot tree
usually
bomber chattered when he was spying birds or hummingbirds at the feeder the feeder was vacant
No Hmm I wonder whats up with you
bomber turned his head and looked
up at himlooked him in the eyes
he liked
that with his cats inside and out they
looked him in the eyes and there was no doubt that they were thinking sentient
beings aware of him as they were of themselves particularly so cats
predators
Bomber you have such huge yellow eyes
bomber looked up at him awhile
longer then returned his gaze outdoors
Youah thinking
youd like to be outdoors running around Youll recall youve been outdoors and werent so keen on it You clamoured
to get back in As a matter of fact you
might recall I opened the door and you came in on your own
bomber was pulling his stoic act acting like he didnt hear him much like he did when someone rights his words or actions hed rather not hear
it again
I keep the windows open bomber
to let the fresh air in to let as much outside inside as I can
Yamight wanna recognise if yare yearning
to be outdoors that well yare an indoor
cat he rubbed bomber chest roughly kissed his neck Yup big boy yare an indoor cat
he heard his own wordshe wasnt
talking to himself when you talk with an
animal youre not talking to yourself
he heard himself
Well shit Im an indoor cat
cat a jazz term he used a cool cat
1554 or 354, Twosday – Election Day, 3 11.
20
1059, Day-between-Two-Ts, 4 11.
20
Tom Jones What’s New Pussycat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvIAs-nPSo
4.11.20
$234K -- Killed
hed say this about that
in full disclosure he didnt
listen to the presidents remarks hes
found that he sounds best when hes mutedhed let the commentators tell him what he said theyre paid to listen to the malarkey
O’Biden/O’Harris are holding slim
leads
his girlfriend was troubled
to allay her concerns he texted
her : : A bit humourous, however, if the
worst president in history were to win re-election – Black Humour Matters
0839, Day-between-Two-Ts, 4 11.
20
3.11.20
he hated when he got ahead of
himselfit was unlike him
he dreamed of a lactating womanhe would
he had sixty cousins was from the middle of the pack and several of his
eleven aunts or mother were usually pregnant
thats what Catholic gets you
unprotected sex and Gods abundance
because without God his
mother and aunts wouldnt have gotten pregnant God the Eternal middleman doling
out motile sperm and whorish ovum
No
thanks hed have children when he wanted
to attempt to have them
he had two
that
he knew of
this galGloria lactated something
fierce La Leche League-ish or really
Lacation Matters-ish Black Lives Matter and
then the butthurt assemblies whofor whatever reason HAVE to announce that they
Matter too
Thank You they could get in line and blow him
but he digressed
she would pump at work and
before heading out to donate she stopped off 2 – 4OZ bottles with him
or at his cubicle the two of them freaked out
their coworkers those who didnt like it
said so which as he put itas he appreciated that they
shared their unsolicited opinions a
preamblehe explained for his cool blue acknowledgement and reply Fuck you Like I care what you think
he should have had
it made into a bumper sticker a thousand years ago or a pin to wear on his
lapel rather than an American Flag
he had conferences with superiors
for his frankness
he had longhand for it: fuckrankness they reeled his anodyne he wouldnt have said
what he did if he hadnt been provoked
Yaknow Cause and effect I know yaknow
his personnel jacket as he was told by his last superior in hierarchy-only
was blue and he frankly couldnt understand how
it was he hadnt been fired numerous timeshe emphasised numerous
ofcourse he had to reply Probably because I call horseshit horseshit
but he digressed
he loved to digress a drug an Alice in Wonderland rabbithole
ANYWAY
Gloria finally appeared in his dreamsas his
gals eventually did she was one of three
lactating friends and as it turned out
she was only one of the three who he was able to allow her to nurse him
this dreamas dreams should was over the moon and lingered in his eyes
after he woke throughout the day his cock
reminded him Hey man that was a crazy dreamhuh you two were insane
he liked the occasions
his cock kicked in its 2cents kept his
blood flowing
but
he digressed
as he said he hated when he got ahead of himselfit was
unlike him
because his dream preemptedby three days an uexpectedutterly astonishing episode or soiree
of quarantine porn that exhibited lusty busty Asian lesbians one who was lactating
how the hell does one get out
ahead of that
that
was rhetorical
2143, Monday,
2 11. 20
1549, Twosday – Election Day, 3 11.
20
Them Gloria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDo-GA1hLk4
2.11.20
whos watching this
is it Me
or me
Me is He is who I am when Im not
me
annot me rather Me
I know you know what Im talking
about
I am not convoluted nor distorteddeluded
I am who everyone is if theyre honest
Who knows what . . . lurks
in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!
a shadow
lurks in all of us
she decidedon her own that she was going to breastfeed his favourite meal their
child to
her husbands dismay
breastfeeding she became susceptibleshe
was susceptible because her husband began
ignoring her for her motherhood
forgetting perhaps
that he was responsible
Stupidstupid man
he left her to her devisesto what
she hadnt imaginedhadnt given a thought toto her desiresher longing to be fulfilled
Stupidstupid
man
she was rare earth
she was diamonds
how could he miss that
he bought a plasma screen for
their livingroom before the baby was bornsecretly
he didnt want to risk
losing it to the baby if he waited its images were life size she found it intimidating characters on it seemed there in the room with
her
she said so
Don’t make me laugh. he said
No. They make me feel uncomfortable.
You’re being ridiculous.
My discomfort is ridiculous?
Yes.
Oh. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy. You
want to know what else is ridiculous?
Please.
It’s ridiculous you bought it
without talking to me first.
I’ve always wanted one, you’ve
known that; so I pulled the trigger.
I would have thought you would have
been more considerate, that you would have asked me what I thought.
It was a great sale price, I
saved us lotsa money.
You would have saved us more by not
buying it.
he reddened he thought She pregnant.
he answered But I did.
then he left the room She
can stew for all I care.
Hey. Hey! she cried after him HEY!
We’re not don . .
she
heard the back door open and shut the
car started
the screen had on-line
access You don’t have to leave the
livingroom for your computer if you don’t want to, it’s right here. thats what he said when he honestly tried to
sell her on it . . after he mounted it while she was out
she lactated prodigiously
her mother had too so she
suspected she might
she fed the baby and then used her
pump to express her milk
she had left the cable on
he was onscreen as she stood and
left the room to lay the baby down
she was so engrossed feeding that
she didnt notice him watching her
he had watched her before
when she left the livingroom he excused
himself Where are you going? his onscreen
love interest asked him he had disrobed
her according to script and held her from behind
Ill be back a bit he walked towards the screen
I know what you’re doing, you shouldn’t
do that.
he paused turned aside
You should say I shouldnt do that . . again then
turning back to his intention he looked down to make sure he wouldnt upset or step
on anything in the livingroom when he stepped out
as he went out he said Ya oughta give it a go Lee Its intoxicating
he didnt wait for her replyif in fact she said anything
he crossed the threshold which
led to the hallway where she had taken the baby he could hear her straightening up Ah gathering up laundry
on the wall diagonal from the
screen where he crossed was a large recliner behind it an ample bookcase between the recliner and the hallway entrance
were several tall potted plants
he sat in the recliner
looking on the screen he saw Lee
had come up to the screenplaced her hands on it
pressed her breasts ever-so-slightly against it
he saw the screen ever-so-slightly
bulge beneath her pressure
Lee looked at him
he beckoned her
his beckoning was interrupted by
the woman who crossed between themher blouse still open from nursing in her right arm
she held some baby laundry a lavender onesie
slipped its place and fell on the hardwood floor before the screen
as she began to lean to retrieve
it her eye caught Lee at the screen she
halted then stood erect
from the side her attitude
betrayed her interestcuriosity at the naked woman on the screen
she dropped the laundry stepped
to the screen she placed her hand on the
screen opposite Lees
she wasnt startled when Lee
intertwined her fingers with hers and as
Lee emerged through the screen she helped her step down
Lees handthe back of her hand
brushed the womans nipple milk budded Lee hand continued inside her blouse and held
her by her ribcage
in that attitude Lee stepped
closer intimately delicately she placed her nipple at the womans they
both sighedsighed like the breath of a soft wind through Fall maple sapling
leaves
the woman leaned in as Lee leaned
in and they kissed furtivelyunsure then
surety aroused them and they kissed deeplypassionately hands greed
grateful
he could smell the warm milk
he rose from the chair
he wanted to get in on the action himself
for Lees first time out she was marvelouspossibly magnificent
early AM, Day-between-Two-Ts, 28 10.
20
1203, Moanday,
2 11. 20
Stones She’s Like a Rainbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPg4sxeiDU
1.11.20
Nature’s Basics almonds
tasty
he fingered the single-serve
packagesingle-serve
always pissed him off
Net Wt: .75 OZ
(21g) Oforcryinoutloud yakiddinme
his granddaughter looked up at
him from her lunch
What’s that, Grampa?
O nothing sweetpea
Certainly sounded like something.
Awright Yaknow what an epiphany is
No, Grampa.
I had an epiphany
What is an ei . . epie . how . .
how’d you say it?
Epiphany
Yeah, what you said.
Ill write it down for you after
lunch and you can ask your parents
Okay, Grampa. she was happy to return to her lunch he had interrupted her
.75 OZ 21g meant an ounce was 28g simple fucking
math
why didnt he know his simple math
when he was in college selling grass and hash escaped him he weighed 30g on his scale and called it an
ounce
his grass didnt have much in the
way of stems or sticks
to be fair he typically
sold hash 1g at a crack
meybe theyhis customers supposed
he was . . generous he did have steadfast legions he may have been short on occasioncouldnt dole
an ounce but he always sent them off with a couple of joints on the house
they never jumped ship
hell of a time to learn an ounce
was 28g as a grandparent
but he might pat himself on the back having slippedescaped those Miami
Imaim days intact come out of them in
one piece beat sand out of his trunks
before cocaine chemicals pills became the rage business got ugly businesspeople got greedy sometimes only blood satisfied it
he liked high
he didnt like addictions
meybe why he didnt smoke
cigarettes
away from grass and hash he
sipped beer whisky and if he really wanted to treat himself he made a mean
spicy Bloody Mary
ifya didnt get wet in the armpitssweat at the temples or brow he missed
his mark
to its credit alcohol seemed to
dissolve the metal fishhooks and wire threaded through their eyelets on which his
emotions were suspended above hot coals
the metal melts he drops bodily onto the coals and ash and crushes suffocates themYah his skin blisters tepidly flesh roasts he scars but Ah it was nice to be downto slip the
tenterhooksslip that which existed only because he allowed it
because
their choice seemed right or
appropriate
he was hotwiredwas wetsealed
with emotions
sometimes we need our distance
from them
they can be implacable tyrannically
we need our room
our space
from ourselves
1302, Day-between-Two-Ts, 29 8.
18
1209,
Sunnyday – saved an hour, 1 11. 20
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Welcome Back My Friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s
Grateful
Dead What’s Become of the Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpd33MPMyg
he was going to Chicagoland to be
with his sister
she was dying
his brother-in-law called and
told him to comeNOW. Yesterday. I’m sorry.
the plane was in a holding
pattern over Lake Michigan
he looked out the cabin window
he spied the evening star
he spied the moltenred purpling sunset
the evening star
the sun setting
Will we go round in circles he said to himselfqueued it in the MP3 player
he borrowed so he could listen to music while reading during the long flight Im tryin baby Im tryin Just our luckhuh
the craft tipped at a
fifteenmaybe more degree angle he was tipped up and looking down
around the wing black Lake Michigan then
an artificial aura then an amberlighted cityscape a grid eerie spikes of highrise
building lighted spokes running away to the suburbs a diminishing aura the black lake again
he didnt see other aircraft
lights either above or below
he was being to take it
personal
the airlines purposefully fucking with him
finally the cockpit a twatpit wouldnt have
fucked with him came over the PA and announced they were cleared to land and were beginning
their descent into O’Hare
they neglected
to advise the cabin how late their arrival was
Will we go round in circles
he only had carry-on and made a
beeline to the cab stand
the driver advised him that he was
going to pay a premium if he took him outside his consigned area
Drive
a ninety dollar ride not even a kiss he didnt
tip him
he piled in through the front
door as his brother-in-law opened it
his sister was comatose a couple
hours
their last words were during a phone
call on the weekend
she cried
I don’t want to die.
he anguished and wept too
I dont want you to die
they listened to each other cry
the last thing they said to each other
I will love you forever
Circles
1810, Day-between-Two-Ts, 29 8.
18
1422
or 222, Saturday – Happy Halloween, 31
10. 20
Billy Preston Will It Go Round In Circles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFHMdY9HijM
Big
Head Todd and the Monsters Circle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZyT5IugA0A
31.10.20
What are you fucking talking about?
Hey
Gentle
Im pretty stoned
Yeah. Me too. But I aint talking
like you; what are you talking about?
he pointed at the 60-inch plasma
screen mounted on the wall
Her Ive never seen her before Ive only listened to her speak on the radio
NPR
Well, radio personalities appear
on television too.
I wouldnt know Have you seen her before on television
Yes.
No shit
No shit.
Well I havent Makes her a kind of hybridhuh
Hybrid. Yes, I suppose you can
say that.
I just did
Man, she’s really got your
panties in a bunch.
She does because shes done herself no favours appearing on screen
How do you mean?
How doya meanhow do I mean Look
She
looks like a Kraft Jet-Puffy Jumbo marshmallow Sporting a crimsom slash Shes done herself no
favours man
I think, stoned, you’re being hypercritical.
No
Oh really, no?
No
What do think?
I think she looks better on the
radio
1911, Monday,
26 10. 20
1316, Happy Halloween – Saturday, 31 10.
20
Blind Faith Do What You Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2IpqvvlT24
$231K -- Killed
at first he was appalled
but
then the president seemed always to appall him – he wouldnt miss him when he
was gone (and facing the music for his various crimes) – then he realised the advantage
his physicians enjoyed signing nondisclosure agreements
submitting to his awesome will
and demand as he acts like an illmannered child throwing fits tantrums
the NAs made them care less
unable to disclose his treatment they
also couldnt disclose the cellophane-wrapped grapeflavoured condoms they fed
him because he demanded prophylactics
fingering the wrapper eyeing it they
dazzled him with the pyrotechnics of their professional gibberish wit and
intellect
he wouldnt know the wordsknow
what they meant though he would act asif he did – as stable geniuses do – they knew
they were treating a gullible child who wouldnt ask questions rather just demanded
in addition to the grapeflavoured
prophylactics – Chewy he said though not bad -- they also provided him dexamethasone a Regeneron antibody cocktail – but couldnt call it a cocktail because the
president doesnt imbibe – and the anti-viral remdesivir
their concern regarding possible
psychiatric effects of their treatmentfeelings of grandiosity and mania or even
delirium and psychosis they believed would be minimal or at least no
different than the president experienced every day
still
if he had his druthers hed rather the
president was taken to a local ER suffered its Intake -- that other Americans endured –
and then see if emergency physicians would sign NAs or just level with him We can treat you, or you can leave.
0142 & 1233, Saturday,
Happy Halloween, 31 10. 20
The
Grateful Dead Casey Jones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLs_0h9_wXM
30.10.20
flashlight tag
during Summertime Summer vacation
the game took on a whole new
meaning one evening when playing with Sally Fortier
sure they knew they were going to piss off their
parents for using their flashlight whoevers
theyd get the speech You’re
wasting batteries. A flashlight is meant to be played with, it’s not a toy. asif they just couldnt come out and say Don’t touch it, it’s not yours.
JesusChrist
Wha a bug to have up your
ass
it wasnt like they were bumming the
heart Christiaan Barnard used to perform the first human heart transplant
it was a flashlight
for cryinoutloud a
flashlight
that night Sally ran into her
house not saying anything beforehand and took her parents
she explained that it was her fathers he worked downtown Chicago a financial advisor she was one of twelve kids he probably wouldnt think a flashlight was a
hardship to be recompensed if need be
wha the hell was
recompensed
besides she said her folks were pretty
generous
OBrother
were they on Halloween they gave out regular
size candy bars not miniaturised ones
the six eldest Fortiers were
girls every Summer that he could
remember they put up a lemonade stand on
their front walk kindalike Lucys from
Charlie Brown comics without the psychiatrist ploy though they could have they were really smart
girls 2cents a glass it was cold and delicious they used real lemons they couldnt have made much money because they
didnt always collect pennies for the glasses they poured
but maybe that was because they were
Catholic they may have seen it as a way
of doing the Lords work Don’t thank me
Sally would say when she handed him a free glass Thank the Sweet Lord above.
hed thank Sally then hold up his cold lemonade to the blue sky
and smiling really big he toasted My
Sweet Lord
that night Sally was
fourteen he was twelve
because it was her fathers
flashlight she was It
she closed her eyes and began counting
to fifty out loud
the neighbourhood kids scurried
to hide
some hid but some liked to stand
behind things trees cars parked in drives so they could run to hide again as
Sally passed
but Sally was really good she had great ears she feigned asif she was passing a
suppressed giggle is still a giggle
and Sally could run like the wind
hustling she found all the kids afoot
the kids sat together on the
street curb while Sally found the ones who hid
she found him last hit him with
the flashlight beam he was wayhigh in a neighbours
Dutch Elm on the parkway where he watched the game play out
because he was last found he
became It
. . FORTYSEVEN FORTYEIGHT
FORTYNINE FIFTY HERE I COME
he played the game aggressivelyacted like a
monster he panted growled howled screamed he frightened a better part of the kids into
revealing themselves and brusquely disregarded their shouted accusations that
he was cheating because he scared them
he told them to shaddup and sit
on the curb Losers
since Sally was fleet he knew shed
remain afoot she moved like a ghost
but this was different night
he heard her giggling
it wasnt like her to leave hints
following her giggling she lead
him to the remaining hidden kids who cried CHEATER into the night at Sally YOU’RE CHEATING, SALLY, CHEATER. THAT’S NOT FAIR.
when they went out to the street curb
to join the others he caught her giggle again
he followed it up a gangway between
neighbours houses their kids were too young to be out
playing with them
lights burned in their windows
he could hear their voicetheir televisionssee its bluelight flicker on the ceiling
at the rear of the gangway both
houses had stoops wood steps leading up to their back doors
a
soft giggle
he paused listening
where
another
soft giggle
he leaned left to listen
leaned right listening
soft
breathing excited
right he determined
under the stoop
he thought to scream as he did
when he found the other kids
then he thought again
if he screamed he might
frighten the grownups inside
he crept into the backyard came
around the steps
he saw a motion
in the dark rather a break something
moved slightly a patch he saw looking
through under the stoop changed shape
he
flipped on the flashlight
Gotcha . . oh he had
in the circular bands of whiteblued light
on her knees
on the dirt
Sally
her blouse was open her bra pushed up over
the top of her breasts her hands beneath holding them like fruit
he was transfixed his
cock wasnt
Golly he croaked
then Sally Youre breasts are really nice
she giggled
I thought I’d flash you; teach you a
lesson.
the rest of that Summer wasnt the
same as Summers past
Summer school
1241, Reggae Friday, 23 10.
20
1134, Reggae Friday, 30 10.
20
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