she was ASTONISHEDgiggled 

                                Did you just fart? it was clear despite asking around her toothbrush

You needed toothpaste

they stood side by side framed in the bathroom mirror above the sink 

                                                                         he relished their intimacy

You did didn’t you?

he wasnt embarrassed bodily functions functioneddidnt ask permission 

                                                                              Tooothpaste

You have yours an I was trying to get the last for me

I’d have thrown it away a couple days agocan’t believe you’re able to express mo . .

. . Waste not want not

he pinched the foot of the tubeused the sink lip as an edge and pressing hard with his hand dragged the tube back towards him virtually scraping the paste inside up to its neckthe opening 

                                                                             he got hers 

now getting his pinching hard pressing ever harderleaning on one arm dragging the tube scraping it empty the exertion made him fart 

                but he did get his 

he screwed the cap back on it tossed it into the turquoise tin pail they used as a wastebasket

   Waste not, want not . . you fartedyes.

Yes I farted 

              Wasnt like I shit in my pants baby

she giggled 

           meeting her eyes in the mirror as he went to begin brushing his teeth she burst out laughing toothpastedsaliva sprayed the mirror

he stepped back while she continued losing her shit

when the bout exhausted itself he looked through the speckles at her she had tears in her eyes

                                                                                                     You spatter the mirror

You farted you made me.

1211 or 0011,  Thursday,  8  12. 22

1441,  Thursday

Christina Vantzou  Glissando for Bodies and Machines in Space  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgh0thgsm4

Not something you see every day he thought 

                                              he thought it because he didnt actually see itimagined it

because it humoured him

he was easily humoured 

anhe had cats 

                 his were characters  they were What’s this? What’s this? aaand What’s this?  as curious as he

their bond

and they didnt bark

 

they were notoriously quietlike children

                                         when you dont hear them you know theyre up to no good

he paused the programme he was watching on the computer and got up from his desk

                                                                                           he listened for clues

he wanted to catch them redhanded 

in the bathroom

                 virtually across the hall 

he sneaked that they didnt hear him indicated the thrall they were contending ninjastepping into the hallthen to the bathroom doorwaycaught three of the four 

                                  Q-Tips were scattered everywhere 

when he used them last evidently he left the top off the wicker container hes kept them in since 1970acquiring it at Salvation Army 

he liked woven things  knitted  blankets sweaters  had more baskets than necessaryvirtually all decorative  as what they heldif they did wasnt evident unless he helped himself to them  looked inside  

it was unlikely any one of the three finessed its top off as no cat he ever had had

                                                                                     Nah  he was responsible

   standing at the threshold his imagination warbledflopped suddenly bomberstanding inside the sink began juggling threefour Q-Tips shy on the floor under the window stood on her hind legs one in her clutches acting a conductor  smiling enjoying her orchestra leftie was inside the catbox at the foot of the pedestal sinkoblivious scattering litter as she chased Q-Tips around which bound end on cotton end trying to elude her

he leaned gleeful against the doorjamb

              

he took it in until his eyes yelped 

                                  Ohshit he’s watchingSTOP!

1209 or 0009,  Thursday,  8  12. 22

1334,  Thursday

Oh Tom Tom   piece of shit Tom Cotton 

                                          his blather concludes . . . detain Americans and Democrats will agree to set your worst killers free. 

                   referring to the swap of Griner for Bout

Bout was convicted of conspiring to sell millions of dollars of arms in Columbia to FARC (Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia) to be used to kill Americans 

   Americans killed by those weapons were not cited or evidenced

Tom Cotton supports NRA and NRA supports Cotton

                                                       seems terribly similar to him of conspiring to sell arms to Americans who are killing Americans 

                             but thats him

1556,  Thursday,  8  12. 22

https://www.cotton.senate.gov/news/press-releases/cotton-statement-on-brittney-griner-prisoner-swap

https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2021/11/03/nra-used-shell-companies-to-fund-tom-cotton-and-others-lawsuit-says 

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/international-arms-dealer-viktor-bout-convicted-new-york-terrorism-crimes

Senior living assistance made him think 

    some might consider him a senior

he saw an advertisement A Place for Mom

facilitates placing parents for long-term care  

Googled A Place for Dad  Yes also found A Place for Mom and Dad

scratched his head 

                      thought warehouse verb 

which prompted him to Google Warehouse for Your Parents A Warehouse for Mom and Dad

evidently too frank

 

Werent places for Mom and Dad with their children

   Or he thought arent there affordable humane exit strategies that allow Mom and Dad – it was usually Dad – to depart without having some useful idiot to cleanup the fuss and muss brain and blood  skull fragments 

something similar to what Arthur Koestler and his wife Cynthia ingested 

                                                                              A Guide to Self Deliverance

he thought Better than lining businesses pockets 

                                                           but he was a lousy consumer                               

1622,  Monday,  5  12. 22

1217,  Thursday,  8  12. 22

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1983/03/12/the-koestler-suicide-pact/0e322224-2438-4b89-8e10-34564a557d67/

2334numbers ‘gain   Wednesday – Pearl Harbor7  12. 22

   

hes sure its occurred to many that Georgias runoff between Rev Warnock and jock Walker was nothing more than revisitingassimilating fantasizing infantilizing the antebellum South when Mastahs pitted their great black bucks against each other a thing  Battle Royale   black men slaves without recourse coerced into pounding each other into submission

until one emerged  for game   an profit

Caroline Randall Williams  https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/12/herschel-walker-georgia-black-americans/672373/ 

Springsteen  I’m On Fire  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLtGTwIxZZs

Manhatten DA  bragg

   Quit looking at what his office did

                                       look at what he didnt do   disbanded an inquiry into former that several prosecuting attorneys quit over

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/23/nyregion/trump-ny-fraud-investigation.html

So remember 

               it would be wise not to polish Braggs knob while knowing full-well his well-documented failure at his knob

2153,  Wednesday,  7  12. 22

https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari/watch/guilty-trump-org-convicted-victorious-ny-d-a-speaks-out-156433989503

   Off topic . . .

Yeah that’ll help, blathering bladders aren’t my bag.

Yes it is

        Yasee Im tryin to stretch your imagination  think Silly Putty  pliable  elastic   Hell youll recall yacoud pick up the Funnies coloured ink comicallystretch the faces bodies of Dick Tracy Moon Maiden manohman  I had a crush on her Might have been her antlers . . 

. . They were antennae . .

. . Whahavya she was hot  Thinkinthough  more likely tha skintight outfit of hersYOWSAH

Yowza?  Really?

                  How old are you?

Comon some words are timeless  Was coined in the Thirties radio personality orchestra leader Ben Bernie 

his eyes started Why would you know that?

pointing a fingerhis hand like a pistol at his skull Ive packed tons of useless information in my vault  Readin an curiosity getchas tha

shaking his head like a boxer shaking off a punch Yousaid off topic . . where were you going with that?

   Off topic  yah 

                   Gimme a second   Yah  Thoughtbout that fuckin doctorplastic surgeon fixing my nose  filling in the blowhole my third nostril

   What?

Before we began hangin out

How’d that happen?

Skin cancer  Cut too deep left too little tissue I sneezed blew it out Wasnt attractiveprobably only time I cared wha I looked like

            Vanity  Crept inan Id been so good avoiding it

  

A blowhole? 

Blowhole

What made you think of that?

Tha my left nostril weeps Yare always knocking me for carrying a snot rag Had before but a weepy nostril necessitates it Cant shoot your snot rockets as you aptly refer to them  Id rather carry a handkerchief 

Snot rag.

Semantics is a bitch One mans raid anothers lawful search warrant

Man, how you're able to insert politics into anything.

Politics sex  cra-cra huh 

                          Fuckin guy  Told me It always has  Tried to gaslight me  No doc it didnt  Whadya do

Fortunately for him he didnt drag his feet

You had a deviated septum.

Had Said it fast hardHAD  Had  Repeated it harsher Why HAD doc wasnt part of the deal

No. 

No it wasnt

So my nostril weeps

I suppose that’s a good reason to carry a snot rag . . 

. . Handkerchief  fuckin handkerchief because you have an aversionuse your sleeve in polite company  call it wha it is  A handkerchief

Whatever. 

             So what happened beyond the blowhole, deviated septum, the repair?

No bill  Free

Come on . . really.

Cheaper than a lawsuit an you know me  every hill is to die on

There’s that, no gaslight in you . . just vicious cruel honesty.

   You know me well

nearish 2300, Day-between-Two-Ts,  21  9. 22

1259,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  7  12. 22

https://comics.ha.com/itm/original-comic-art/comic-strip-art/chester-gould-dick-tracy-sunday-comic-strip-original-art-dated-3-15-64-the-chicago-tribune-1964-moon-maid-takes-cente/a/820-6055.s 

Ben Bernie and his Orchestra  Lonely Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTqvVS2tpsw

Collie Buddz  Defend Your Own  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-uWWT4Bfc

TRUMP

         he using his surname only to identify him because yesterdayconsumed with Warnock putting a phony candidate to bed he let the formers convictions ride 

                                                      thasaid

his company was found guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud guilty of fraud  17 counts  catch his drift 

                                                                        federal disbarment likely not that hes building anything 

unethical

a liar

why would anyone want to turn their back to him

1742,  Pearl Harbor -- Day-between-Two-Ts,  7  12. 22

https://www.npr.org/2022/12/06/1141063791/trump-organization-found-guilty-of-all-charges-in-tax-fraud-scheme

the aisle – on an Alaska threehour flight to Chicago from Phoenix – after beverage service could be intimidatingsoon filled with barking blathering bladders who seated now are LOUD  Why are you sitting here?I gotta go, anif we don’t . . I will . explain that to the stewardess.   They’re not called stewardess.   I should know that?I’m a bladder not my concern . you think incontinence is thoughtful?I tellya . . . 

the pressure bladder felt wasnt muscularNAY the exertion it felt was at a cellular level anif Bub continued to sit not pardon himself gain the aisle he might hear 

                                              Hey, I need to part with my particles promptlythink tinkle tinkle tinkle letting drips an little drabslittle stars decorate your shorts. We better get a move on, you got nothing under control, keep holding it longer than you should an I’ll make things unpleasant, very inconvenient.

bladder played the long game  believed there were very few adultsfew an far between who wished to piss themselves an occasional joker unfortunate to be attached to will for piss for giggles a rare one who does it for shits and giggles 

YOU HAVING FUN?  it imagines itself stern looking down its nose in a superior pose above Bub I AM, THANKS FOR ASKIN’. I’m being facetious as it said it was thinking feces-tious  NOnot a word, made it up trying to keep my mind off having to pee, an also thinking, since I’ve coined it, you want to use it I’m charging fees, intellectual property, propriety counts . . an don’t think I won’t collect one way or another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zBwRDEFMRY 

   CAREFUL. bladder blathers

near 2300ish,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  21  9. 22

1132,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  7  12. 22

he headed to the well 

                          wished 

wishing for better 

wishing for best 

   Ohmy heel boyheel  no nonsense friend Best play it close to your vestNO  Closer  Heel heel hide it

he hid it had too had become too pronouncedtoo prominent tooo in her face

OHmy whellshit Let it loose 

                            she smiledwas amicable  carnivorous  into it  he graspedher kissedher pushedher down lickedher gobbled  his 20/15 went black fleshblinders  theyd gone glib all glibberig  slick

gobbled 

        chanted gibberishrubbish rubberish chased her tail across the floor  caught it  let her go  chased it again catch-an-release until gobbledegook got the best of themhis jaw locked up his tongue failed to work

   he had an oilcan 

                      offered it  gesturedsuggesting  Are you a glutton for punishment

thought  Whas a little pain between friends and lovers

 

   lovers 

           frankly  he asked others if outside the intimacy of their bedrooms if they ever publicly referred to their significant other as  My lover 

NO.

     they were terse

Lover it seemedas it was with him  to remain in their bedrooms bathrooms showers tubs kitchens livingrooms on diningroom tables on the floor up against the wall  on top of illloaded agitated washing machines 

   he stood up from the bench in the bar where she sat on his lap  an arm beneath her knees around her back  he stepped into the aisle an set her gently on her feet 

What’s wrong? she asked 

he turned by her shoulders patted her pretty fanny and sent her on her way 

over her shoulder What’s wrong?  

I think you ought to find your lover 

                                    You left him somewhere in here

   lover said in public  just didnt sit right with him       

2130ish,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  21  9. 22

1207,  Twosday,  6  12. 22

A toogood to be true wifey   whod really want one  or husband for that matter 

                                                                                      Fetch my slippers, my tobackey and corncob, we’ll smoke together, hurry, fetch girlie, fetch.

when she returned hed pat her head pat pat Thas a good girlie, such a good girl pat pat so good pat such a fine bitch, I wouldn’t have another. 

                           he thought his comment through 

he lied nay misspoke  embellished got carried awaygot ridiculous of course hed have another  an anotheras would she  thought Variety, wifey, it the spice of life. Varietals. Various delicious vagrants who grant accessexcess, grant ddelights cupped together thumbs under fingers aside, an offering, verily a banquet, not quit till every inch of skin is surveyed, touched, tonguetickled, sucked, lapped, tugged, twisted, poked, eyelashlashed to within an inchNo . . lesser . of the pleasure to rock her loins.

she returned

              But a moment wifey . . please pack and light my pipe. 

                                                                        he felt his face 

felt the glasses pinch his nose readers to see  goggles to ogle small printfine print bane of his existence

                                                                                                              though also she readers see-throughs xrays peekaboos agog aglance astarehysterical Ohme ohmy Heel lad heel, pull back. he thinks

the pipe litsmoking it she blowsbreathes cross his face it curls fancifully roundly  curvaceouscurlicues 

                                                                                                            Pipe? my love.  she grounds him

 

   Ey.

       Thank you, my beauty, my girlie, my wifey.

she pinches his cheek 

                        Can read yer mind donfool yourself, lovey, I’m plenty for ye, allya can handle. Pity men, so full of themselvescant do two things at one yet think they think they can pleasure two women at one.  Ah, given suchprospect better yelie back anleave us to ourselves pleasure each other whileye look on . . likely tuggin yer flesh.

she took the pipe from between his teethtook a puff blew the smoke

                                                                       Yehear me hubby?  I spoilye for reasons ye donundarstand.

Ey.  I hear you. 

                   Thank you for go for my pipe. 

she slipped it between his lips

                                 My pleasure, lovey.

          

2040,  Day-between-Two-Ts, 21  9. 22

1037,  Twosday,  6  12. 22 

Grouper  A I A: Alien Observer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBX5rDszspM

he understands what it is Vrbo

                                  however Virulent botox occursramrods its way into his skullwhich humours him   he cant help himself 

                   that certain class of First World detritus who arent satisfied with motel or hotel accommodationsthey they have to have an entire house for themselves while vacationing have the worldthey think by the balls 

                                                                                                                who  to his mind are World Class cunts

 

he despises acronyms  Vrbo 

                               Vacation rentals by owners 

who in fact  could also verily be Home owners running rentals or repossessions  YES Horror for fat cats not necessarily a reach  groping in the same ball park

leave letters laying aroundnot be explicit 

                                           hell make hell out of them because shit like that stirs his pot

   Vrbo 

          Yall can suck my dick

1624,  Monday,  5  12. 22

1849,  Monday

The Chordettes  Never On a Sunday  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPNASiM8rNQ

    Andromeda. 

she said Andromeda

                     when she did he immediately thought of the constellationthe galaxy it moving towards Earth towards our Milky Way 

                           they will collide in an approximated four billion years

she read him humour piqued her expression 

                                                False positive. 

because she was humoured an beautiful  an he was confused he smiled 

                                                                             uttered repeating her 

Yes.

How so goodlookin

Thank you . . you grimaced eversoslightly. 

                                             I believe you’re thinking of the galaxy. 

I am

I meant Andromeda, the daughter of Queen Cassiopeia and King Cepheus. 

                                                                               Am I in over your head? 

No no  Thank you for correcting my thinkingIm familiar

You are?

   Are you smirking

she giggled Maybe a bit, it’s unusual to meet a someone who knows mythology . which fascinates me.

   Arya givin me an opportunity to fascinate you

she smiled  bigdimples dominated her cheeks a soft peachblush washed her face and throat 

Mygawd shes beautiful he thought  Ill take it 

                                              Her parents were boastful of Andromedas beauty so godsbeing gods thinskinned were angered  They wanted to destroy the entire kingdom but relented instead they demanded Andromeda be sacrificedchained to a rock to be eaten by a seamonster 

                                                                            Pretty original if you think about it

   And he like the expression that had come into her face

   An Perseus who beheaded Medusa saved Andromeda from Cetus the seamonster in exchange for her hand in marriage

she was absolutely radiant  Mygoodness . I'm impressed.

Thank you my fingers were crossed

Why do you know mythology?

I failed religionlaughed at Bible stories However if I laughedenjoyed mythology I wasnt made to kneel on a broomstick

Ouch.

You said it 

            Aninparticular this story mystifies me rather the portrayal of Andromeda in Art as a white woman  Shes black a princess of Ethiopeia

she cleared her throat a wee bit 

                               You’re outdoing yourself . .

. . You falling in love with me

she snorteddidnt put her hand to her facecover her mouth pure elationlaughter  he was falling in love with her

I can seal the deal

her eyes sparkled 

                 You can?

   Yes  One more layer or perhaps another fathom to my depth 

Depth?

Can you believe it

Scarcely she giggled I’m game.

I like that 

            The seamonster

Cetus.  Yes.

Is Latin Greek is ketos  Root for cetacean Of whale of any large sea creature  Or seamonster 

                                                                                                      Will you marry me

I might have to.

                 she tossed her head slightly then leaned back against the wall in the bar the ruddy bricks brought out her freckles her face chest he placed his hand on the wall above her headleaned forward  he put his face beside her head smelled her hair her ear  her throat 

                                              she smelled like warm spongecake

prior to 0700,  Monday,  5  12. 22

1150,  Monday

Grouper  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6kkesWd758 

https://artuk.org/discover/stories/andromeda-forgotten-woman-of-greek-mythology  

https://www.constellation-guide.com/constellation-list/andromeda-constellation/

https://www.constellationsofwords.com/cassiopeia/

Why do you do that?

   he couldnt saywith certitude why he avoid ears on coffee cups and mugs  preferred to grasp them like glasses or finger them above his pour or particular request  Just threequarters full please

                                                                                    always captured the servers attention 

I cant say  Im not fond of handles

Not fond . . that sounds like an excuse . .

. . No sounds like something I tossed out which I did   I cant remember anything distinct but since I can remember its how Ive held my cup

And threequarters full?

Reasonable to avoid burning my fingers or tongueI dislike burning my tongue scalding my mouth such unpleasant sensations annot like you recover immediately either  Im fond of them

So you’ve never considered why?

   No

        Im curious why you consider why

It’s odd . . peculiar. 

And

And what?

Exactly What of it

I find it peculiar.

I didnt ask you solicited 

                            If you prefer we not meet tha ought to alleviate your discomfort andor irritation

I’m not saying that.

Yet yare distracted how I take my coffee or drink it

   I’m observing.

Yare commenting The two are differentwoudnt you agree 

he wasnt liberal with his two centshe listened  anif asked what he thought then hed say  he understood that to be courteous understood it common sense 

                                          goes without saying

0914,  Monday,  5  12. 22

John Lennon  Whatever Gets You Thru the Night  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nnAbEkAs6M