the aisle – on an Alaska threehour flight to Chicago from Phoenix – after beverage service could be intimidatingsoon filled with barking blathering bladders who seated now are LOUD  Why are you sitting here?I gotta go, anif we don’t . . I will . explain that to the stewardess.   They’re not called stewardess.   I should know that?I’m a bladder not my concern . you think incontinence is thoughtful?I tellya . . . 

the pressure bladder felt wasnt muscularNAY the exertion it felt was at a cellular level anif Bub continued to sit not pardon himself gain the aisle he might hear 

                                              Hey, I need to part with my particles promptlythink tinkle tinkle tinkle letting drips an little drabslittle stars decorate your shorts. We better get a move on, you got nothing under control, keep holding it longer than you should an I’ll make things unpleasant, very inconvenient.

bladder played the long game  believed there were very few adultsfew an far between who wished to piss themselves an occasional joker unfortunate to be attached to will for piss for giggles a rare one who does it for shits and giggles 

YOU HAVING FUN?  it imagines itself stern looking down its nose in a superior pose above Bub I AM, THANKS FOR ASKIN’. I’m being facetious as it said it was thinking feces-tious  NOnot a word, made it up trying to keep my mind off having to pee, an also thinking, since I’ve coined it, you want to use it I’m charging fees, intellectual property, propriety counts . . an don’t think I won’t collect one way or another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zBwRDEFMRY 

   CAREFUL. bladder blathers

near 2300ish,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  21  9. 22

1132,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  7  12. 22