Off topic . . .

Yeah that’ll help, blathering bladders aren’t my bag.

Yes it is

        Yasee Im tryin to stretch your imagination  think Silly Putty  pliable  elastic   Hell youll recall yacoud pick up the Funnies coloured ink comicallystretch the faces bodies of Dick Tracy Moon Maiden manohman  I had a crush on her Might have been her antlers . . 

. . They were antennae . .

. . Whahavya she was hot  Thinkinthough  more likely tha skintight outfit of hersYOWSAH

Yowza?  Really?

                  How old are you?

Comon some words are timeless  Was coined in the Thirties radio personality orchestra leader Ben Bernie 

his eyes started Why would you know that?

pointing a fingerhis hand like a pistol at his skull Ive packed tons of useless information in my vault  Readin an curiosity getchas tha

shaking his head like a boxer shaking off a punch Yousaid off topic . . where were you going with that?

   Off topic  yah 

                   Gimme a second   Yah  Thoughtbout that fuckin doctorplastic surgeon fixing my nose  filling in the blowhole my third nostril

   What?

Before we began hangin out

How’d that happen?

Skin cancer  Cut too deep left too little tissue I sneezed blew it out Wasnt attractiveprobably only time I cared wha I looked like

            Vanity  Crept inan Id been so good avoiding it

  

A blowhole? 

Blowhole

What made you think of that?

Tha my left nostril weeps Yare always knocking me for carrying a snot rag Had before but a weepy nostril necessitates it Cant shoot your snot rockets as you aptly refer to them  Id rather carry a handkerchief 

Snot rag.

Semantics is a bitch One mans raid anothers lawful search warrant

Man, how you're able to insert politics into anything.

Politics sex  cra-cra huh 

                          Fuckin guy  Told me It always has  Tried to gaslight me  No doc it didnt  Whadya do

Fortunately for him he didnt drag his feet

You had a deviated septum.

Had Said it fast hardHAD  Had  Repeated it harsher Why HAD doc wasnt part of the deal

No. 

No it wasnt

So my nostril weeps

I suppose that’s a good reason to carry a snot rag . . 

. . Handkerchief  fuckin handkerchief because you have an aversionuse your sleeve in polite company  call it wha it is  A handkerchief

Whatever. 

             So what happened beyond the blowhole, deviated septum, the repair?

No bill  Free

Come on . . really.

Cheaper than a lawsuit an you know me  every hill is to die on

There’s that, no gaslight in you . . just vicious cruel honesty.

   You know me well

nearish 2300, Day-between-Two-Ts,  21  9. 22

1259,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  7  12. 22

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Ben Bernie and his Orchestra  Lonely Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTqvVS2tpsw

Collie Buddz  Defend Your Own  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-uWWT4Bfc