she said Kyler

he heard Kyler  questioned    Tyler

No. Kyler, with a K.

Family name

No. Mom and Dad liked the sound of it.

Nice

       I asked because I taking notes

I assume you are or you shoud

You shoud

May I ask the matter of this call?

Triple A emailed a request It asked for my odometer reading for insurance purposes but when I tried to interact with the application it denied my birthdate

One shoud assume Id know my birthdate antha somewhere along the line of our business dealings it asked an collected it

    Hence why Im talkin with you

                                     Anif I were you Id advise whomever in I T the failing of their product no one shoud believe in one-offs

I’m sorry.  How can I help?

Record my mileage

We have it.

              It was recorded . . . March Eleventh.

Who

Excuse me?

The failed email request wasnt sent to me until March Fourteenth

                                                                     Who

 

Then Ill assume Triple A set an algorithm an guessed

                                                          Wha did it report

Your mileage . .

. . My  my    myodometer reading

                                         Yes

Threehundredfiftyfivethousand miles.

Wrong

         Let me take a leap of fate

You like numbers  Youre workin inside an actuary

Actuary.

Yes

I don’t know that I’ve conceived that.

                                         I do like numbers though.

Are you seated

I am.

Good If you werent Id ask you to sitthis is a real humdinger

A humdinger?

he wanted to tell her it tickled his perineum

                                               but restrained himself

Pen an paper

I can note on my computer.

Under my name Anyone looksanother agent views my auto insurance account theyd see your dated notation

 

    I didnt think so

                      Hence my notation me asking your name last initial employee number to haul you up on the carpet if I need verification of our interaction

Last initial

K.

Employee number

I can’t share that.

What office do you work in

Kentucky.

Big state

            City

Louisville.

I cant imagine theres many Kyler Ks working there

No. Or not to the best of my knowledge.

Fine

      Ready

My crazy mileage so it can be corrected an the algorithmknocked on its automaton assuming ass

Also Triple A

she laughed

                  You got me on pins and needles.

Thought I might

Youre going to change the false fallacious figures   Ready                  

I am. I’m waiting with bated breath.

I like tha kiddo

                 Mileage is threehunredfiftythreethousandthreehunredfiftythree

Need a snapshot with my phone text it to you

No no. No that’s not necessary.

Not necessary  Perhaps not yet

                                    But evidence of Triple As screwup

I’ll have to have it approved.

Kyler  Please   You have common sense

                                             Take this to a supervisor my word  I also have receipts if push comes to shove   Im meticulous

In some corners of the country the world

                                            Im anal

I am

Take it to your supervisor youll be wasting our time

Hes gonna tell you to change it

                                  Pull the trigger  Show initiative

I’m sorry. I can’t.

I’ll have to put you on hold.

Wasting time

    he didnt waste his

                         soon as she placed him on hold he pickedup W G Sebalds Campo Santo an began reading where he stopped when he returned from grocery shopping  walkinanreadin

 

 

 

nine minutes later she returned to the line and told him she had permission and she was changing the odometer reading to  giggled

                               Threehunredfiftythreethousandthreehunredfiftythree

Thank you Kyler

                  Yaoughta let your supervisor know tha initiative is critical to any successful company  Or individual

Have a fine afternoon

Thank you.

Youre welcome

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