disliked with extreme prejudice preferred that to hates disliked the word
disliked the keypad on his iPhone as he texted
was constantly striking the wrong letter
looks up at his screenSHIT then had to dick around try to hit the space
between words with his finger machine
ignored him then
ended up backspacing through wordwords to correct his misspelling start again only to misstroke again backspace through wordwords
case in point
he textedreplied to his
buddy when he texted him that he was at the hospital to knockoff the required EKG
labwork xrays in preparation for a minor corrective surgery later in the month
they were going to see each other the
next daywere attending the HANDS OFF demonstration in the city
textedreplied : : Looking forward to tomorrow
Pleased you took the time to determine your
baselines You can tell me about the goodlookin’
nurses you harrassed yesterday
If not, make something up.
eventually thats what he SENT
when he lookedup at his screen to
send didnt want to make an error a
misspelling
found
You can tell me about the goodlookin’
nurses you harrassed not
a misspelling the second R made harass
more harrassing you harrassed
teaterday
T to the left of Y E was correct A left of S
turned yesterday into teaterday
harrassed teaterday
sighed For Gawdssake questioned Freudian
Saturday after the demonstration stopped for coffee and bullshit he admitted teaterday
buddy asked why he just didnt send the
error
It’s humorous.
Because I wasnt meaning to be
humourous I was tryin to incentivise you
because yararely tell stories I was
tryin to give you some leadtime
Whachagot
What do you mean what do I got?
Story or lie about goodlookin’ nurses at
the hospital
There were none.
And
And?
Story or lie
Oh.
I don’t know. The xray technician was gay. I think he was hitting on me.
And
What?
Whenya meeting
Oh for
God’s sakes.
1003, Saturday,
5 4. 25
1133, Sunday,
6 4. 25
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