6.4.25

disliked with extreme prejudice preferred that to hates disliked the word
                                                                           disliked the keypad on his iPhone as he texted 
was constantly striking the wrong letter
                                           looks up at his screenSHIT  then had to dick around try to hit the space between words with his finger machine ignored him then ended up backspacing through wordwords to correct his misspelling start again only to misstroke again  backspace through wordwords


    case in point
                  he textedreplied to his buddy when he texted him that he was at the hospital to knockoff the required EKG labwork xrays in preparation for a minor corrective surgery later in the month

they were going to see each other the next daywere attending the HANDS OFF demonstration in the city

textedreplied  :  :  Looking forward to tomorrow

Pleased you took the time to determine your baselines You can tell me about the goodlookin’ nurses you harrassed yesterday

If not, make something up.
                               eventually  thats what he SENT

when he lookedup at his screen to send didnt want to make an error a misspelling
                                                                                         found
You can tell me about the goodlookin’ nurses you harrassed not a misspelling the second R made harass more harrassing   you harrassed teaterday

T to the left of Y E was correct A left of S
                                              turned yesterday into teaterday
harrassed teaterday
                         sighed For Gawdssake   questioned Freudian

Saturday after the demonstration stopped for coffee and bullshit  he admitted teaterday

buddy asked why he just didnt send the error
                                                 It’s humorous.

Because I wasnt meaning to be humourous I was tryin to incentivise you because yararely tell stories I was tryin to give you some leadtime

Whachagot

What do you mean what do I got?


    Story or lie  about goodlookin’ nurses at the hospital

There were none.

And

And?

Story or lie

Oh.
       I don’t know. The xray technician was gay.    I think he was hitting on me.

And

What?

Whenya meeting

Oh for God’s sakes.

1003,  Saturday,  5  4. 25
1133,  Sunday,  6  4. 25

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